Everyone occasionally gets texts from numbers that they are not familiar with and that are probably sent to the wrong number. Usually I just ignore these but today for some reason I decided to see where it went and thought I would share. Her name ended up being Donna from New Jersey. If Bfg is really Bonefish Grill I don't know. Maybe its not funny to others but I was laughing.
Donna: I have a concoction for you! Its easy to make if you like it
Me: What kind of concoction is it?
Donna: Figs, ginger, lemon, splenda, cooked lightly :-D
Me: What is this concoction used for?
Donna: We had it as dessert, plain. Would be great warm over ice cream or cake. I have some here
Me: Can I have some?
Donna: Of course, i brought it for you
Me: Where can I come to get it?
Donna: Bfg
Me: I can't make it there today. Can we meet at the park?
Donna: What Park?
Me: The one downtown with the nice fountians. Can't remember the name.
Donna: Im not familiar with this area, i know the one with the trout lake :-D
Donna: I live in clementon. I can leave it for you if thats easier
Me: BTW, who is this? I don't have this number in my phone.
Donna: Its donna, from bfg
Me: Sorry, I don't know a Donna from bonefish grill. You must have the wrong number.
Donna: So sorry to bother you!
3 comments:
Sounds like you could have banged this chick. Clementon is in NJ. Not too bad of a drive. Text her back ASAP and tell her you want her sauce.
Had great potential and I thought you were on the right track when you asked her if you guys could meet up and she bring it to you. Not sure why you ended the fun so early by telling her you did not know her. Personally I would have had her agree to meet you at some obscure location (you dont show up of course), and then wait for the ensuing once she realizes she had been stood up. Now that would have been funny.
I agree with Smithkey...you had her in the palm of your hand and then you pussed out...try harder next time Flo
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