Wednesday, September 28, 2011

DPT BQBL - Week 3 Recap

A couple more scoring updates... read about those on our site or Grantland.com.

Smithkey vs. Souder
Souder came storming out of the gate with 10 24/7 bonus points... due to the Colts publicly announcing that Collin's is their guy. But Souder wanted to get a start for Green Bay out of the way... which netted him 0 points. It was all Smith-Key needed as Blaine Gabbert threw for under 150 yards in a monsoon. The Jags stink. Final score: Smithkey wins 39-26.

Nate vs. Bito
Fitzpatrick is killing Nate this season, and lost him another 11 points. But nobody saw Eli Manning actually having a good game, losing Bito 10 points. McNabb tried his best, with +10 vote of confidence points... but he can't quite beat out Josh Freeman... who statistically is a giant turd. Final score: Nate wins 15-12.

Kyle vs. Chandler
Mark Sanchez. Typical New York asshole, with your 350+ yards and your 3 TDs. Final score: Kyle wins 23-1.

Gorecki vs. Litman
The Seahawks gave TJack a vote of confidence? The bonus points didn't even push Litman to victory, because Gorecki keenly remembered all the hype Nate was talking about Bradford. And in 2011... if Nate is a fan of yours... you're going to lose. Final score: Gorecki wins 34-27.

15 comments:

M. Gorecki said...

Lol, good recap. Do I get bonus points everytime Nate gives a vote of confidence remark about his boy? Or does he even care anymore given the Rams are 0'fer.

Chandler said...

I'm guessing he doesn't care, and is now putting 7/10ths of his eggs into the Cards basket. If they choke tonight, he'll still have 3/10ths leftover for THEE Beer Nuts basket. When those get squashed after the impending announcement that the tournament is still on the 15th... he'll quickly forget 2011 ever had sports.

Nate Dawg said...

Sam Bradford throws for 250+ and 2 TD's this weekend. Mark it down. Fuck yes I care. Go Rams! Go Cards! Thanks Josh Freeman!

Chandler said...

Where you watching the game, Nate? I'll come root with you.

M. Gorecki said...

I'll come too! And then we'll stick around witness Nate cheer on the Brewer's! :P

Chandler said...

Throw a Rams party, mike!

Smithkey said...

I want to hang out with Nate too. What does a guy have do to sit at the cool kids table?

Chandler said...

THEE Brooke Nuts usually go to Press Box. If you show up early and grab a large table, they glare at you upon realizing you're infringing on their space.

The match-ups at 1pm this week are so horrible... we might as well get wasted and cheer for the Rams.

Nate Dawg said...

This weekend I dont know if I will not be in town, Dawn and I are headed to the reservation for the weekend. haha. If you would like to drive up maybe we can make something happen??? I appreciate the love though...

Chandler said...

They don't get Rams games in Dawn's teepee (also spelled "tepee" and "tipi").

And I'm not about to go out in public and cheer for that shitty team if you aren't around, Nate.

Smithkey said...

I usually see THEE Beer Nuts at their little corner in the front of the bar and walk up and say hey. Everyone always thinks I'm real cool afterwards because I know them. I have hopes and dreams of sitting at their table one day.

Ryan said...

Sitting with them to watch football isn't the holy grail. Though they do act like they are way cooler than you, cause they know everyone.

Press Box has good tater tots

Nate Dawg said...

You guys just got cooler because I just posted another comment on here...you're welcome.

Ryan said...

I thought the beer nuts got rid of flo years ago.

MJ said...

Please refer to the Press Box as "Top Secret Location Somewhere in Tampa" - it's hard enough as it is to get a table there and if you tell a bunch of uncool people, we'll have to find another hangout. Thanks a lot guys. Now all of WAKA and Virginia (the top page views of this site) knows where to go on Sundays to watch the Rams lose and Bucs on away games...