Tuesday, February 28, 2012

WAKA Spreads Legs, Inserts Swoosh, Queefs Money

Those of you who are still "friends" with WAKA on Facebook and/or still have registered accounts might have noticed some BIG news today (their words, not ours) about WAKA and NIKE.

Woah! What could it be? A WAKA/NIKE partnership? New aerodynamic balls? Perhaps they signed Tiger Woods to be a spokesman? Whatever it is, their blog implied it was going to be awesome.

Introducing official WAKA/NIKE athletic gear!

Oh. You just wanted to sell us something.

Should have seen that coming.

We actually don't mind advertising for WAKA (hey Tyrus, see if Korb wants to partner up!). So if you are a tool who thinks over-priced cotton t-shirts are awesome because they have a "swoosh" on them... here's what you can buy between now and March 13th:

All prices after tax and shipping
  • Hooded Sweatshirt - $43.87
  • All Day Polo - $40.69
  • Short Sleeve Tee - $31.27
  • Womens Short Sleeve Tee - $31.27
  • Team Shorts - $34.45
  • Womens Mystifi Shorts - $31.27
  • Long Sleeve Tee Shirt - $33.39
  • Gym Bag. - $22.79
That's right. For less than 1/2 the cost of an 8 game season in WAKA, you can own a grey t-shirt. Who said the economy was down?

    6 comments:

    RÜBS said...

    i coincidentally was communicating with Nike Running about some new running shows when i received this news, i quickly cancelled my order and told them it was simply due to this partnership with WAKA and the mistreatment of my friends-loyal customers and what was deemed and mismanagement of local funds and league management. dammit now i gotta go buy new cleats...

    Chris said...

    Good lord, a sweatshirt or a go Kickball season...same price

    Silky Johnson said...

    I bet the cotton used in those shirts was picked by slave labor. Hate hate hate!

    E-FLO said...

    Wait, that's not a good, if not, GREAT deal????

    MJ said...

    I heard GoKickball is going to be sponsored by K Swiss

    E-FLO said...

    Actually, I think GKB is in talks with British Knights...