Thursday, March 1, 2012

Week 3 Picks

Get them in by 4pm on Thursday. Include commentary, unless you're communist.

Teneille... don't forget you owe 5 drinks.

Shit is closed.

11 comments:

!! HOT TUB PARTY TODD !! said...

I'll take Chandler's picks, with the exception that the Ligers will win.

Litman said...

LIGERS over Honey Badgers- Because I play on the Ligers.
SUPER BAD over Shockers- Because Super Bad is sad they lost to the Ligers and want to start a new winning streak. Plus Rob is bald.
BEER NUTS over Ballics- Because Nate is going to run like the wind and have 2 RBI's while going 3 for 3.
PBC over Drinking Team- Because Deeks can kick the ball deep and some girl will drop a ball even though they usually play great D. Plus Justin is in Vegas so I'm feeling lucky.
GROWLERS over Jammers- Ruben ran out of hair gel and will show up late to the game and not have time to stretch. Plus I think it's been a few weeks since a Jammer has torn an ACL.
JACKED UP over Guys Balls & Dolls- Because the GBD are still figuring out their strategy. I do think they have nice people on their team though.

trinihic said...

Ligers
Shockers
Ballics - cause I'm back in the game.. hahahaha.. just sayin
PBC
Jammers - even if Rubs shows up late
Jacked Up

Chandler said...

Ligers - HBHT is riding high after their first non-loss last week. Ligers win despite Rollo striking out for the second week in a row.

Supa - Rob's team is over-hyped again. Frank won't allow his team to lose two in a row, and will put their best line-up out there. Supa wins even though they don't have MVP Florian.

Beer Nuts - GOTW in my opinion. If you like sloppy kickball. It's really a toss-up, but OMG and Teneille back on the Ballics pushes me over to the grey side. Plus, I'm scheduled to be the head ref for this game. This will end horribly.

YLLINaD - Another pick-em game. PBC makes a few too many errors tonight. YLLINaD's outfields won't run into any soccer goals.

Toes - The Jammers played well last week. They can beat a Rob-less growler team.

Jacked Up - I gotta ref this game too, so I'm hoping for a blow out.

trinihic said...

Gosh Chandler, you missed me that much to put my name in 2 different places on this blog today.. U really do want some hot chocolate in your life don't you... Only if Alison likes hot chocolate as well.. LOL..

trinihic said...

P.S... I'm actually coming out tonight.. OMG - the world is shocked.. If I OWE you a drink, find me.. If you don't your LOSS!!! :)

Chandler said...

Oh I'll find you...

JD said...

Ligers over HBHT....I wish I could pick Honey Badgers because Chandler's a dick. He steals our award, always picks against us and is "shocked" when we win. I'm a fan of the rest of his team.

SuperBad over Shockers. A pissed off DooDooBrown gets back on track. All about the hair in this game.

Nuts over Balls. Teneille is back to contribute an extra out to the lineup. Nate gets a homerun by kicking the ball at her because he is racist.

YLLINAD over We Know. I'm pretty sure we inspired their name. They can drink all they want, but Dan's beard is still going to be there. We're overrated, we're missing our ginger inspiration and it's possibly illegal for Alicia to be on a 3-0 team. We will win the inevitable brawl that Seiler starts.

Souless over Soul Glo....They win won for their fallen leader. TJ's are comforted knowing they still had a 13-2 record in kickball this week.

Grateful Dead over Jacked Up....They will win one for the Gipper, because they went to school with him. Thank you.

Paige said...

Liiiiiiigers
Supa
TBN
Drinkers
Growlers
Jacked up

FRANK said...

Some pretty good matchups this week:

Liggaz vs HBHT
Chan does another air leg bunt sweep, and Frollo Ks again. Liggas go 3-0. I see a trend.

Shockers v Supa
Robby told half his team that they had a bye week this week, and will be going thinner than his hairline, in an attempt to catch us on a mini slump. Last time he talked shit, his team ended up getting whooped 8-1. And the season before that I believe we tied. check ya facts. Supa wins with twice the amt of people.

Alco vs TBN
Battle of the old timers
This one is a tough call. I havent seen Alco play yet, and they have been inconsistent lately. I think TBN has something to prove after losing two straight, after a 2nd seed tourney entrance last season. Fluke or No Fluke? TBN wins.

PBC vs YLL

PBC gets wasted and abandons their generous cup quest motto, after seeing themselves 2-0. YLL dicks it up and steals home on a toss back to the pitcher play. YLL wins

Growlers vs. Jammers

I think this was the matchup of last season's playoffs, where I believe the Growlers lost. Bionic Rob is out with a cracked skull and broken pelvis, and the Growlers are left without a leader. Jammers squeak this one out.

GBD vs Jacked up

No idea who these teams are, but that purple sure is ugly. Jacked up wins....

Alison said...

Ligers v. Honey Badgers Hit That
It’s the first of the month so peeps gots checks and the ghetto will be rowdy tonight. With all that sideline support from their homies the Liggers will easily dougie away with this game. The Badgers leave early for the bar so those Liggers don’t swipe their mushrooms.

Shockers v. SuperBad
After a surprising loss to the Ligers last week, Supa will be coming out to win. However, with the 6:30 game I forsee a bunch of the ‘Badders struggling to get there on time. Frank does his best to coach via BFE-Cam before he arrives at the field and they squeak out a win.

Alcoballics v. THEE Beer Nuts
In last season’s battle of the spandex the Nuts handily out cabbage-patched the Ballics. This game will be close and could go either way tonight. THEE Beer Buts have a quality roster and with the addition of Tara’s Boyfriend’s Girlfriend’s Mom in town, that could be the lynchpin for a short-rostered Ballics. I really do hope I’m wrong on this one and the Ballics pull it out.

Pitches Be Crazy v. You Look Like I Need A Drink
I haven’t watched either of these teams this season so I’m in the dark here. YLLINAD is a good team but PBC seem to be on a roll so I’m gonna ride that wave! Besides, I GingerBook’ed Justin about the game and he Melatonin Messaged me back with some tips from the Sportsbook in Vegas.

Growlers v. ToeJammers
No Clue. Growlers? Jammers? The Growlers seemed to do better in the 8:30 game time in previous weeks. You know…the two whole previous weeks. That’s a big enough sample size, right? Growlers.

Guys, Balls & Dolls v. Jacked Up
Jacked up put some runs up against the Shockers so it would seem they know how to get around the bases against a decent team. GB&D isn’t as “decent” so this will primarily be an opportunity for Jacked Up to increase their run differential in the standings. I hope Jacked up brings some nice warm milk for GB&D to help soothe them into a dreamy coma after the beating they’ll take tonight.

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