Monday, October 1, 2012

I present the inaugural..

So one of the benefits moving away was not having to deal with certain people. Unfortunately they found a way to still annoy me so one of my (short) associates came up with a genius idea to vent my hate. So without further ado I present to you the inaugural GorecHate Power Rankings!!!



49 comments:

Chris said...

You forgot to pick the giants, Mike. Also, amazing you're able to post this before 4pm.

Justin "G" said...

I need to start being more mean to Mike. I can't crack the top 5. HATE HATE HATE!!!

Nate Dawg said...

Are 6-10 coming tomorrow?!?!?! I cannot wait! Chris you just made the list!
Gorecki - Rams and Green Bay have the same record. How does that make you feel?

Chandler said...

Is my team color brown on purpose?

Justin "G" said...

Welcome Brown Golfers.....

Nate Dawg said...

Yeah wonder why I'm in blinding red...

Geoff said...

Coincidentally, this is also Brie's top five list to hook up with when OMG breaks a hip climbing off of a backhoe.

Nate Dawg said...

^IRL!!!

Chandler said...

She'd hook up with the entire FSU football team BEFORE Litman?

Chris said...

That's Brie's hate bang. Probably wear one of Mike's gators shirts during...

Litman said...

I didn't score any digits because I already had your moms. ZING! The only thing less funny then my picks and my balls in public was the way you ran that shit show of a pool. Chandler wanna go smoke cigars on goreckis roof and blow the smoke down the dryer vent? Xoxo

Chandler said...

Let's do that after the Rays game on Wednesday. We'll be over there anyway when we take Gandy Blvd back home.

Chris said...

An oscillating fan will totally take care of cigars, that's science.

M. Gorecki said...

keep it up smart asses! i might just have to expand this list from top 5 to top 10!

Chris said...

If you have to make a list of 10 there's no way you don't duplicate picks.

Chandler said...

He could get to 10, if he included things like:

Father Time
Out of Bounds Stakes
Al Gore (for making the internet too complicated to use)

Chris said...

I meant that he would be unable to avoid picking things that were already off the board.

Chandler said...

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

I get where you were going with that.

GIANTS!

Litman said...

bad QB league, what a blunder by Mike. Oh and gorecki... You're up...lane 19

Nate Dawg said...

GIANTS!!!

M. Gorecki said...

I think the list is like sports radio. Lots to talk about during the busy season (ie golf league) cause chandler and geoff are always coming up with shadey stuff that i need to call attention to

Geoff said...

My list of the top 5 things Gorecki Hates:

• Cleaning rust from the shower drain
• Fairway drives that don't go the full 184
• Driving to North Tampa to see my friends(but those friends should still drive to GA)
• Just for men overspray
• Getting Brie's permission to _____________ (fill in the blank)

Chandler said...

Geoff - 5

Gorecki - 0

Chris said...

Geoff wins.

Nate Dawg said...

Geoff with a 5-run homerun

Chandler said...

Sucks to get beat in your home park. Kinda like what happened to Green Bay week 1

Nate Dawg said...

Chan holding steady at #1...Geoff prob moving up to #3...

Litman said...

Over my dead body.

Chandler said...

Better step your game up.

Geoff said...

I'm gunning for a title!

Geoff said...

Oh... And in case it wasn't clear; the shower drain rust ran down from his pubes, thus his displeasure whilst cleaning said rust.

M. Gorecki said...

..best jokes are the ones you gotta explain.

Chris said...

Does Brie allow him to have pubes? "You better NOT come to bed with pubes"

Geoff said...

Lol... Keep it up Chris an you just might make next week's rankings

Nate Dawg said...

Geoff you did not need to explain that...it was hilar without the explanation

Jess said...

LOL @ Souder's comment!!!

Speaking of needing an explanation, why did you illuminate the fact the associate who gave you this idea was short? Is there an inside joke I'm missing?

M. Gorecki said...

Chandler- Your color is Brown cause of your last name. And you talk so much shit that color seems appropriate.

Nate- You're Red cause of Cardinal Red. Btw cardinals are such a fierce mascot. I'm scared

FSU- closest to team color I could find. god what horrible team colors.

Litman- Your current kickball team color. I'm sure you'll be on a different team next season so I'll have to adjust.

Geoff- Miami orangish color. A team you cheer on for some reason yet have never attended the school nor a game. This also describes 99% of all the other Miami Fans.

Jess- I refuse to admit Nate is a friend so he's an associate. And he's short cause God thought it be funny to match him up with a girlfriend thats taller than him. Wonder if he wears heels on date night?

Rob said...

Sounds like DPT needs a weekly public radio show we can call into

Nate Dawg said...

Jess - yes he was making fun of my that never happens to me so it really burns. At least he did say it was a genius idea. Dawn wears heels when we go out and it doesnt bother me that she is taller than me.

Gorecki - Defending World Series Champs. Period.

Garnet and Gold do not achieve greatness until they are put together.

Litman said...

Smithkey joked at Todd's party that Nate has no clue about dawns cleavage because he's too short to see from above. It made me giggle.

Chandler said...

I think most people got the reference to Gorecki being so old, he has steel wool for pubes. Thus, they rust in the shower causing havoc on his drain.

HOWEVER...

There are a lot of new lurkers this season. So they may not have gotten the joke, and it was worth explaining.

One day they'll come out of their shell and make picks or leave some hate.

Chris said...

Gorecki hates these comments too. Like him they have no stamina and Brie isn't impressed.

Litman said...

Gorecki, Who's the MILF in your new photo on your FB wall? I wasn't going to comment on there out of respect for her and her husband.

Chandler said...

Oh she's single, Litman... oww oww!

M. Gorecki said...

...aaand litman just moved to the top of the hate rankings.

can we take a hiatus from rippin on or getting under my skin for just this one (special) day?

Chris said...

Birthday amnesty is forfeited when you originate the "hate". Happy birthday, buddy. Now, go blow out those 61 candles.

Litman said...

I will take a break under 1 condition. It doesn't affect my rankings. I don't want this to be like college football and I move back in the rankings just because I had a bye week. Also, with the latest zinger that was the total point. I knew It was worth a few BCS points...good thing Chandler suggested I not do it on FB and post it there...give him 1 of my points.

Geoff said...

Is OMG begging for mercy? Calling Uncle?, Saying Matté?

How could you not expect MORE razzing when you post rankings on hate?

This should be on your top five list of worst ideas ever. Right behind "moving to Atlanta" and just before "wearing a cow-kini".

Ryan said...

(wipes brow) Whew. Glad I wasn't on that crap list.

On the list of things Gorecki forgot -
Rules
Order
Wit
Jokes that never end