Monday, November 14, 2011
2012 Spring GOKickball Season
Hello kickball people. The next GKB season has been set. You should have received at least one email from the league, but here is the information anyway:
- Registration for returning players begins today (11/14/11) at noon. Captains will have two weeks to get their teams registered before it's open and marketed to the general public.
- The season will be officially 10 weeks long, with one week set aside for a rain-out. If there are no rain-outs, then we'll play an 11th week... which means you'll be playing every team in the regular season!
- "Meet and Greet" as well as Captain's Meeting is on January 26th, 2012.
- The season begins February 2nd, 2012.
So head over to GOKickball later today and get signed up.
Thursday, November 10, 2011
DPT BQBL - Week 9 Recap
Only got time for a quickie today. Last two weeks have been brutal with actual work (for once).
Souder vs. Nate
Nate was giddy when John Skelton (who?) took TWO safeties for +40 BQBL points. But SoulGlo Josh Freeman failed to do much... good or bad. Souder started Green Bay (because he has to), and managed to survive with Curtis Painter's benching (+35) and overall suckage (+ many more). Final score: Souder wins 62 - 42.
Kyle vs. Smithkey
Both teams left some decent points on the bench, scored by their last round picks. The difference was Flacco's game winning drive (-12) and 300+ yard performance (-6). Sadly for Kyle... he started the Ravens. Final score: Smithkey wins 18 - 2.
Gorecki vs. Bito
TEEEEBOOOOWWW!! Gorecki knows his boy is gonna suck it up. So he started him with confidence! What's that you say? Tebow played well and won another game? That is NOT going to get him to the BQBL Pro Bowl. But Philip Rivers on the other hand... who played great and LOST the game thanks to two pick-sixes (+50)... that's what dreams are made of. Bito shits the bed again. Final score: Gorecki wins 59 - -7.
Litman vs. Chandler
Matt Moore of the God-awful Dolphins fucked up. He beat the Cheifs throwing 3 touchdowns, which hurts their chances of drafting Andrew Luck this year. It also killed my BQBL team this week. Side note: my team consists of Miami, San Francisco, New York and Pittsburgh. I might be first in the "Annoying Cities that Produce Annoying People Fantasy League." Final score: Litman wins 42 - -6.
Get your selections in.
Tomorrow I should have a GOKickball update regarding next season and registration.
Souder vs. Nate
Nate was giddy when John Skelton (who?) took TWO safeties for +40 BQBL points. But SoulGlo Josh Freeman failed to do much... good or bad. Souder started Green Bay (because he has to), and managed to survive with Curtis Painter's benching (+35) and overall suckage (+ many more). Final score: Souder wins 62 - 42.
Kyle vs. Smithkey
Both teams left some decent points on the bench, scored by their last round picks. The difference was Flacco's game winning drive (-12) and 300+ yard performance (-6). Sadly for Kyle... he started the Ravens. Final score: Smithkey wins 18 - 2.
Gorecki vs. Bito
TEEEEBOOOOWWW!! Gorecki knows his boy is gonna suck it up. So he started him with confidence! What's that you say? Tebow played well and won another game? That is NOT going to get him to the BQBL Pro Bowl. But Philip Rivers on the other hand... who played great and LOST the game thanks to two pick-sixes (+50)... that's what dreams are made of. Bito shits the bed again. Final score: Gorecki wins 59 - -7.
Litman vs. Chandler
Matt Moore of the God-awful Dolphins fucked up. He beat the Cheifs throwing 3 touchdowns, which hurts their chances of drafting Andrew Luck this year. It also killed my BQBL team this week. Side note: my team consists of Miami, San Francisco, New York and Pittsburgh. I might be first in the "Annoying Cities that Produce Annoying People Fantasy League." Final score: Litman wins 42 - -6.
Get your selections in.
Tomorrow I should have a GOKickball update regarding next season and registration.
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I'm bored and sick... So decided to post this to make me feel better... lol
Sign up for the Gasparilla Distance Classic. It's gonna be Grrrrrreat!
Friday, November 4, 2011
Off Season Power Rankings
Here's something that is sure to rile up a few people. Off season power rankings! What teams have done their part to keep our group partying during the lulls without kickball?
If you think we're way off on some of this analysis, you're probably correct. Just let us know in the comments. There will hopefully be a few updated versions later on.
Next Friday we'll have additional details about the upcoming GOKickball season. Registration opens November 14th!
Wednesday, November 2, 2011
DPT BQBL - Week 8 Recap
This recap is dedicated to Teneille and Frank... the BQBL's biggest fans! Woo wooo!!!!!
Souder vs. Kyle
Souder opted to pass on Cam Newton this week in favor of an allegedly injured Matt Stafford. That decision ultimately cost him the game as Stafford threw 3 touchdowns. But it was Tom Brady who stole the show for Kyle's team, with under 200 yards passing and no passes longer than 25 yards. Any time you can get a BQBL win while starting the Patriots is very impressive. Hype hype clickity click! Final score: Kyle wins 22 - 17.
Gorecki vs. Nate
Nate went with the epic match-up of Kevin Kolb and his replacement Mike Vick. Both quarterbacks sucked, but Kolb's interception and under 200 yards elevated him to "soft serve" status. Meanwhile, Gorecki reluctantly started his boy Tebow and Nate's BFF AJ Feely. Both shit the bed (as Litman would say), but my God was Tebow awful. I watched that game and immediately converted to Islam. Speaking of... everyone enjoys "Tebowing," with many people doing it out of mockery (including two Lion's players). While I personally don't care about you, nor your religious beliefs... it begs the question: "how quickly would America be attacked if we all started Muhammad'ing?" Final score: Gorecki wins 76 - 30.
Litman vs. Smithkey
Smithkey's team once again ended up playing the top scorer of the week. Blaine Gabbert did his best by throwing under 100 yards, two picks, under 40% completions, no passes over 25 yards and a fumble (kept). 62 shitty points for Blaine! And yet... it wasn't enough. My boy Charlie Whitehurst is becoming Litman's MVP, getting benched for T.Jack!! Not to be outdone, Tavaris came off said bench and threw a pick six. Combine that with Colt McCoy's four fumbles... well... you know. Final score: Litman wins 77 - 67.
Chandler vs. Bito
Bito was in a tough spot this week, starting quarterbacks who all had horrible opponents. His only hope this season is if Christian Ponder gets hurt and the Vikings have to put McNabb back in the lineup. Chandler didn't fare that well either... but Matt Moore was shitty enough to pull out the BQBL victory. Final score: Chandler wins 35 - 8.
Souder vs. Kyle
Souder opted to pass on Cam Newton this week in favor of an allegedly injured Matt Stafford. That decision ultimately cost him the game as Stafford threw 3 touchdowns. But it was Tom Brady who stole the show for Kyle's team, with under 200 yards passing and no passes longer than 25 yards. Any time you can get a BQBL win while starting the Patriots is very impressive. Hype hype clickity click! Final score: Kyle wins 22 - 17.
Gorecki vs. Nate
Nate went with the epic match-up of Kevin Kolb and his replacement Mike Vick. Both quarterbacks sucked, but Kolb's interception and under 200 yards elevated him to "soft serve" status. Meanwhile, Gorecki reluctantly started his boy Tebow and Nate's BFF AJ Feely. Both shit the bed (as Litman would say), but my God was Tebow awful. I watched that game and immediately converted to Islam. Speaking of... everyone enjoys "Tebowing," with many people doing it out of mockery (including two Lion's players). While I personally don't care about you, nor your religious beliefs... it begs the question: "how quickly would America be attacked if we all started Muhammad'ing?" Final score: Gorecki wins 76 - 30.
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Litman vs. Smithkey
Smithkey's team once again ended up playing the top scorer of the week. Blaine Gabbert did his best by throwing under 100 yards, two picks, under 40% completions, no passes over 25 yards and a fumble (kept). 62 shitty points for Blaine! And yet... it wasn't enough. My boy Charlie Whitehurst is becoming Litman's MVP, getting benched for T.Jack!! Not to be outdone, Tavaris came off said bench and threw a pick six. Combine that with Colt McCoy's four fumbles... well... you know. Final score: Litman wins 77 - 67.
Chandler vs. Bito
Bito was in a tough spot this week, starting quarterbacks who all had horrible opponents. His only hope this season is if Christian Ponder gets hurt and the Vikings have to put McNabb back in the lineup. Chandler didn't fare that well either... but Matt Moore was shitty enough to pull out the BQBL victory. Final score: Chandler wins 35 - 8.
Sigh...
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Junior League of Tampa Bay - Holiday Gift Market (Nov 5th thru Nov 6th)
The Junior League 8th Annual Holiday Gift Market
Times: Friday, November 4th, 9:00a.m. - 6:00p.m.
Saturday, November 5th, 9:00a.m. - 7:00p.m.
Sunday, November 6th, 10:00 a.m. - 5:00 p.m.
Kickoff Party: Thursday, November 3rd, 6:30p.m.-9:30p.m.
Location: Florida State Fairgrounds- Expo Hall
Admission: $8 at the door
Merchants: This shopping event features more than 140 specialty merchants from across the country offering unique gift items from clothing, jewelry, and handbags to food, art and children’s items.
Proceeds: 100% of net proceeds raised by The Junior League of Tampa through the Holiday Gift Market will support League programs and community projects in the areas of foster care, literacy and education, and children’s basic needs.
Tuesday, November 1, 2011
Amusing tidbit of the day: Things longer than Kim K's marriage
According to Twitter, here are a few things:
- From @Seth_Rogen: "Kim Kardashian's 'singing career.'"
- From @lizzwinstead: "The flavor in a stick of Fruit Stripe Gum."
- From @PBSGwen: "Herman Cain at #1 in the polls."
- From @TobeyMonster: "[Lady] Gaga's real name."
- From @ChristyAnderson: "However long it took to find Nemo."
- From @AshJed: "Dora the Explorer's pause, when she is waiting for you to answer her question."
- From @A_MgDee: "The hashtag #ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage."
- And of course, from @SoVeryAwkward: "That awkward moment when the list of
#ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage is longer than Kim's marriage."
Ahhh the gloriousness of a celebrity marriage...
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