"It doesn't matter she was grabbed. She's a Mouse" - HILAR

ORLANDO, Fla. -- A 60-year-old man was found guilty on Tuesday of groping a woman while she was in costume as Minnie Mouse at Walt Disney World.

John Moyer, who is a grandfather, was sentenced to two days in jail, which he has already served, 180 days of probation and 50 hours of community service.
Moyer was charged with misdemeanor battery in June after being accused of touching the woman's chest and buttocks in the Toontown area of the Magic Kingdom.

Prosecutors said during the trial that photographs show the Disney cast member pushing
Moyer's hands away from her after he touched her.
"It doesn't matter she was grabbed. She's just a mouse," prosecutor David Bear said, arguing against the defense. "It's not just a mouse. It's a person."
Moyer's attorney argued that the photos only prove his client was having fun while on vacation from Pennsylvania with his family.

The woman playing Minnie Mouse said she did not yell for help because she feared that she could lose her job for being out of character. She did report the incident after Moyer left the area, according to investigators.

Sheriff's deputies tracked Moyer down by using photographs and arrested him.
In court, prosecutors said Disney characters are no different than servers at restaurants.
"It's not OK to go to the diner and pinch a waitress' butt anymore, and it's not OK to go to a theme park and pinch a character's butt," Bear said.

The defense countered by saying that there were nine other people in the room, including Moyer's family and other Disney employees who are assigned to watch over the characters, and none of them witnessed anything inappropriate.
"The state wants you to believe this man, in front of all these people, molested this woman. No one saw it. It was never caught on camera," said defense attorney, Zahra Umansky.

Moyer faced a maximum sentence of one year in jail and a $1,000 fine.

Would you rather Poll?

Official poll is on the right hand side just above the chatbox.





Ok Ladies and Gents it's time to man up ( or woman up ) and answer another fun would you rather question. Todays question is...

Would you rather make this Donkeys day:



Or give the following fine gentleman a blumpkin:



For those of you who don't know what a blumpkin is:

"blumpkin:
The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump."

Please take your time deciding, weigh your choices carefully. ( Could you really take on that donkeys monster unit? How long could the midget possibly last? What did he last eat? I mean was it taco bell? ) and then vote. Remember you are giving the blumpkin and not receiving it. Please don't be vaginas! There is no "Option C. Shoot myself". Please post up and let Chandler and I know the reasons you chose the option you did.

So...anyone gonna rush out and buy this for their daughter or little girl family member for xmas this year??? LMAO

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Whats going on you fuckers

Hey this is Knowlton! I've high-jacked Frank's computer after he spent 15min showing me some douche's NFL pics from last season (link below). Yes its been awhile since I've been around, and after a few seconds of looking around and are wondering where all the fucking original material is?!?!? Come on! All I see are 10,000 youtube vids. I don't have time for 10,000 youtube vids.

Snoopy snoops, bitches.

Knowlton didn't write this it was really Frank. Frank is such an a-hole. I like to spend 30mins talking about my fantasy football league when my audience is obviously uninterested (look, Knowlton just watches football, not keeps up on all the drama), anyway, just to remind everyone that Knowlton is awesome and I am really honored to have him at my house right now.

Hey have you guys seen Jeanette's blog? Check it out you wont regret it. Good times, good times.

Knowlton just increased the traffic here 10-fold. Oh yeah here comes in all his fans now.

Okay Frank has to show me his stupid fantasy league thing now.

Friday afternoon discussion.....

..So who's going to see the G.I. Joe movie this weekend? I hear mixed opinions from people on this movie...

There really is a National Single Cougars Convention

Single cougars from all over America will converge on the Silicon Valley, the ONLY major metropolitan area in America with a SURPLUS of single men, many of whom are young, educated, attractive, and prosperous, but lacking in experience with women.

7:30pm - Complimentary appetizers from Trader Vic's, as long as they last.

8pm - Entertaining Keynote Address with author Francesca Gentille and Tahil Gesyuk, her romantic partner, who is 14 years younger.

9pm-Midnight - The Cougar Ball, featuring dancing to your favorite hits. At approximately 11pm, one cougar at the Convention will be crowned MISS COUGAR AMERICA and receive prizes, including her choice of the upcoming Singles Halloween Cruise or the Spring Baja Cruise, courtesy of The Singles Travel Company, plus a Cougar Kit from Cardeaux Cosmetics, valued at over $100. To be eligible to win, the lucky Cougar must be present at the convention, legally single and at least 40 years of age.

BONUS: The first 50 women to arrive will receive free samples from Cardeaux Cosmetics!

LOCATION: Dinah's Garden Hotel, 4261 El Camino Real, Palo Alto CA 94306

COST: $15/advance or $20/door.

Red Stripe

Stumbled over this gem while I was looking for the luitenant dan award photo, (the award for sending a guy to the IR in Fantasy Football) thru google images. shit is straight ghetto , yet insightful. Who's hype for fantasy football? No comments please.

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No Panties on Da Dance Flo

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