Jared & Karen told Heather and I about this at dinner. We can't stop laughing.My fave so far:(901): i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
(843): I think im pregnant(803): I think you have the wrong number
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
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Jared & Karen told Heather and I about this at dinner. We can't stop laughing.
My fave so far:
(901): i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
(843): I think im pregnant
(803): I think you have the wrong number
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
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