When I was like 13 my cat all of sudden had this big swollen area on its stomach so I picked it up and brought it inside.
My mom and dad were sitting on the couch, so I handed it to my mom. She flips the cat over and starts inspecting this swollen area, she gently squeezes it to see if it is painful and all of a sudden this white/green puss literally starts shooting up (like if you stabbed a water ballon with a kinfe) and all over my mom for about 3 seconds, worst smell ever....until my mother threw up.
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Why?
wow... that is horrible.
If that guy stepped on a scale, he probably just lost 2 pounds.
I thought it was sort of amusing. Disgusting, but amusing!
That was awesome!!!
When I was like 13 my cat all of sudden had this big swollen area on its stomach so I picked it up and brought it inside.
My mom and dad were sitting on the couch, so I handed it to my mom. She flips the cat over and starts inspecting this swollen area, she gently squeezes it to see if it is painful and all of a sudden this white/green puss literally starts shooting up (like if you stabbed a water ballon with a kinfe) and all over my mom for about 3 seconds, worst smell ever....until my mother threw up.
It was hilarious... and fucking gross.
You would find that amusing Florian. who pops your backne for you?
I have a guy. He charges lots of money but its well worth it! lol
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