1) We are playing for drinks at MacDinton's.
2) The worst scores of the week must purchase drinks for the best scores; distribution of drinks will be as even as possible.
3) Examples of payouts are as follows:
a) one winner and multiple people tied for last = each loser buys the winner one drink
b) same number of winners as losers = each loser buys only one winner a drink
c) multiple people tied for first and only one loser = loser must buy each winner a drink
d) multiple winners tied and multiple losers tied and numbers aren't even = all losers must buy one drink for each winner
4) Failing to comprehend this payout system automatically disqualifies you.
That's all the rules. Don't come in last and you never have to worry. On to the picks!!
20 comments:
Soul Glo -- another Beer Jam, another Toejammers win
SuperBad -- Frank will be watching the Jammers game looking for pointers
NKOTB -- Your mom is still the best whore in the league
Yeagabombs -- does this orange thong make my ass look fat?
BND -- watch out for a paper forfeit, only have 1 left after that
WAKAshame -- the fat chick at the party has returned and her first victim is one of the leagues lowest scoring offenses
Alcoballics -- "Al-co-ballics.... 1,2,3 win!"
Shockers -- I hear the circus is in town
ToeJammers
Superbad
NKOTB
Yeaga
Balls N Dolls
Fabulous
ALCOBALLICS!
Shockers - Ditto what YellowBird said
Toejammer – TBN are just happy to be back crushing brew.
Superbad – Frank is gunning for the title... Bad! And the Ligers just want to annoy everyone with their chant.
Your Mom - I’m bias
Yegabombs – I don’t think I even know anyone on PMU
Balls N Dolls – Lock of the week and Ty sucks at getting us discounts.
Team Fab – Whatever.
Top Shelf – Duc looks like Chong Li and Chong Li loses to a blind Belgian dude who “don’t look like Tanaka”
Shockers – All the practices in the world can’t save Kicktease from defeat. Their only hope is Flo. He can play every position. Every one! If they make it to the 6th game without imploding like The Thresher I'll be surprised.
Liiiiiiiiiiigers...
Soul Glo - Griff's injury and Scuba and Maria out..this game could be closer than you think...
Ligers - upset special of the week
NKOTB - after her offseason make-over, it might take a week or two for Your Mom to adjust to her new look
Yeagabombs - 'bombs can put runs on the board..can PMU slow them down? Yea me either
Balls N Dolls - lets hope the ladies of No Game are better at kickball than flip-cup last Thurs
WAKAshame - WAKAhope this doesn't end 0 - 0
Alcoballics - back from the dead, the 'ballics might have to knock the rust off early, but should cruise
Shockers - i think this may actually be a close game, but can Flonette navigate this team during crunch time? Plan on watching this one...
I got;
Jammers
Ligers
NKOTB
Bombs
Fab
Wakashamwow
Ballics
Shocker Rockers
Toejammers
Ligers
NKOTB
Pick me up
Balls n Dolls
Team Fabulous
Top Shelf
Kicktease
After these choices I will either be considered a genius, or I will be buying everyone a drink. Only time will tell.
Bito and Griff - You know me! I'm on PMU. :)
I won't be at Week 1's game so I'll save my picks (and the free drinks i'll be collecting) for Week 2.
please PLEase PLEASE update me with a game by game recap especially if you see girls playing on ToeJammers, an orange panty raid by jeagabombs, and bears on tricycles on Field D at 8 pm.
Sorry to disappoint but we were not able to secure bears on tricycles for this week for insurance reasons. We do hope to be able to secure bunnies on unicycles though!
Wow Jared! Those are some bold picks. Maybe you should start taking drink orders now to save time to socialize at the bar.
If I win, whiskey diet please.
Yeah Jared is done. I don't think he got the whole "Don't come in last and you never have to worry." part.
Jammers--- The Rubs show
Superbad---- We'll probably lose
Your Mom---- has to win a game
Yeagas---- are pissed from when we beat their asses
Balls in Dolls--- how did they get in the league?
WakaShame----- 1-0
Ballics---- practiced just as much as we did
Kicktease----- Shockers blow
Toejammers
Superbad
Your Mom- I have faith
Yeagabombs
Balls N Dolls
WAKAshame
Alcobalics
Kicktease
SOUL GLO
Superbad
Yo Mama
Yeagabombs
B n D
Alcoballics
Cock i mean KICKtease :)
oops...forgot Wakashame
I actually can't go to the bar tonight, so in the off chance (pretty good chance) I lose, let me know who I owe drinks to.
3 "experts" in a row with the same picks. I love it.
I was the pioneer
ok. shutting down the picks an hour early.
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