Yummy!
6) We've had our first casualty in the bitter Hat War of 2009. Innocent Chandler was minding his own business last night on the dance floor, when a swarm of ninja Alocoballic terrorists jumped him and stole his coveted Liger Captain's Visor. The Visor was quickly passed around like a human shell game, leaving Chandler drunk, cold, lonely, confused and barren. One of the terrorists then gave Chandler a cryptic message: "We know you have Ding Dong. At least, we know you know who has Ding Dong. Give him back and you'll get your Visor." Chandler was then left shaking and crying on the dance floor, stripped of his supernatural powers.
The truth is... I don't have, nor know who has, the missing hat. Seems to me it ran away because Mike is a bad father. Case closed.
Terrorists
4 comments:
Wow, Chandler - 2 posts (3 including Ding's), a few comments, photoshopping kitten death pictures and posting unflattering pictures of people all before 1:00. Why anyone would think you had the time and effort to be the Ding is just insanity! Madness!
haha. whatever. it's hangover day. duh
Don't let the terrorists win Chandler. Fight to save your Liger visor. Please add some more thoughts later. They are enjoyable to read on a Friday.
Let me get this straight. Honeybuns either grabbed or knows who grabbed someones' ding dong, therefore terrorists stole his visor. Is that correct?
In his defense, he's probably grabbed quite a few ding dongs in his life -- I know of at least one good-sized one for sure. Might want to be more specific about this one not to confuse them with the others.
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