Wait... you don't believe the Mom from Pete and Pete(an equal debacle of a TV show)?
Lucky for you DPT's camera crew caught up with our General Manager outside the Mac's bathroom last night after he pissed like 47 goals in the urinal. Pressed for time? Don't worry he'll sum it up for you in under 43 seconds.
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lol funny stuff
Lol. so what you're saying is that we sucked...lol. So is there any hope for us Coach?
Frank n Jeans: You know what separates the winners from the losers?
Ryan: The score.
Frank n Jeans: No, getting back on the horse after getting kicked in the teeth.
Alicia: These are people I've been keeping my eye on over some beers. They all played kickball somewhere, not all of them in an adult league,but they all have something unique to bring to the game. We're going to try to get these people together and try to put together a winning team. If nothing else, they should be fun to watch.
[shows first picture to Tony]
Alicia: Castro, from your mom's old team. Awarded the drunken bastard award for being on a drinking but winning team.
Alicia: He was a walk-on on the old your mom's team before he gave up kickball to live a less competitive way of life.
[goes to next picture]
Alicia: Frank n Jeans. Great attitude, great desire, and *the* fastest son of a bitch I've ever seen.
Tony: But can he play?
Alicia: That's why I have you, Tony.
{Tony talking to Ryan about last nights game}
Tony: I've seen monkey-shit fights at the zoo that are more organized than this.
{overheard at macdinton's...Tony talking to a couple of girls...}
Tony: The kickball's like a one-man cold to Tony. Tony's the only man catchin' it, Tony's the only man comin' down wid it.
Frank n Jeans (Talkin to teammates): You're playing and you think everything is going fine. Then one thing goes wrong. And then another. And another. You try to fight back, but the harder you fight, the deeper you sink. Until you can't move... you can't breathe... because you're in over your head. Like quicksand.
Frank n Jeans: When the Your Mom Players left the field after the finals, there was no tickertape parade, no endorsement deals for sneakers or soda pop, or breakfast cereal. Just a couple of beers to chug down, and a ride home to catch. But what they didn't know, was that their lives had been changed forever because they had been part of something great. And greatness, no matter how brief, stays with a man. Every athlete dreams of a second chance, these players lived it.
Ryan: This doesn't change anything Frank n Jeans! I was on a winning team and a awesome fielder and player who can drink you under the table. You'll never be anything more than a ol losing player on Your Mom's Team.
Frank n Jeans: Yeah. Yeah, I can live with that.
okay okay last one from The Replacements...lol
Aaron: [after the replacement players lose another game] We did the best we could do, that's all we could do. \
Ryan 'The Leg' Gruff: You don't get points for trying. Let's face it boys, we screwed the pooch today.
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