Well 59% accuracy is not much to brag about this season, but I still consider my expert opinions to be quite useful. I'm sure some of you have won drinks by picking the other way. That said:
YBombs -- Orange thongs vs Goin' commando. Normally when I'm breaking down a catfight I go with the chick who isn't wearing panties (wedgies are devastating in a catfight, not that I've been in one but might have reffed a couple), but in this case I'm going the opposite. Besides, it gets Alicia all riled up when I don't pick her team.
Ligers -- Possible chance of beer being drank in this one. Not really. Even newbs know this game is a drunken kickball orgy filled with diapers, poop sex, UF/OSU trash-talking, shenanigans, STDs and statements like "Boom! Your pregnant!" I for one, think it should played on the old field close to the trailer parks. There's a lot of fatherless children over there looking for daddies.
Top Shelf -- the Ben Bowl finally commences. Anybody who watches this game is never getting laid again.
PMU -- If you have any PMU players on your kickball fantasy team, start them all.
Soul Glo -- No Griff, No Amber, No problem. Jammers circle the wagons. Frank admits Yella owns him. Yella has him wash his truck. Not that I condone slavery.
Alcoballics -- Can't win if you can't score. And nobody seems to be able to score on the Ballics. They're like a virgin with a bullet-proof chastity belt. Something Chandler's mom should have wore about 28 years ago.
BND -- When Nick (Asshole Catcher) is on the field, BND is team to reckon with. Just make sure you're safe at any base by like 5 steps if you don't want to hear them complain about calls all game long.
WAKAshame -- the fat chick at the party is starting to resort to her old ways, but still... I have confidence in her. Here's some help -- www.jennycraig.com
I can't make picks because I don't have hands??? WTF?!?! Sounds like Chandler isn't familiar with the Americans With Disabilities Act of 1990. Nice attitude Chandler. Should we remove all wheelchair ramps too?
Great. Brie and I have the same picks. Maybe I should go ahead and drop off my card at MacD's tonight so I'll have it tomorrow to buy everyone's drinks.
Yeaga- Your moms going to lose this game faster than Ding Dong lost Alcobalics sweet hat.
Beernuts- If it was a regular game ligers would win hands down...but once Chandler gets drunk all he can do is the caucasian clap, the clap point point clap point squat, and the point to the lord.. Which we all know never gets anyone on base.
Top Shelf- I know its hard to believe i am going against a team with such strong leadership, drama free camaraderie, and Flo for an all star...but i am.
Pick me up- This season NKOTB seems to be living up to their namesake. They have about 2 hits, they stink, and they seem to enjoy taking it in the butt.
Toejam- I would love to pick superbad but i mean seriously....who ties Team Fab? That's like losing to Jeanette in flip cup, there's just no excuse.
Alcoballs- Remember Duc, it's ok to try and score in kickball! Unlike the ladies, home base isn't going to laugh at your Asian penis.
BallsnDolls- How can you not beat team pink? No seriously superbad... How did you not beat team pink!?
Waka- Ty tells me he likes to get his hand numb before beating off so it feels like someone else is doing it. Not sure what this has to do with the game.
Your Mom (I have yet to pick a your mom game correctly, this has to be the week.) Ligers (will lose most rounds of Beerlympics, but still manage to win the game) Top Shelf Pick Me Up Superbad Alcoballics Balls N' Dolls Wakashame
Yeaga- I've played with your mom, and she ain't all that. (in bed anyways)
Ligers- Chan, don't make me come over to your field again and cause interference in the outfield to secure your win.
Kicktease- From 1 person picking them last week (me) to now 3; Kicktease, your chant/cheer is gonna get longer to recite as the weeks go on and ppl continue to jump on board.
PMU- NEW Kids need to return to their OLD form and remember how to kick a big red ball.
Superbad- Griff out plus me not reffing= Loss
Ballics- If the no runs allowed stat isn't impressive enough, ballics have only seen 2 or 3 runners get to third base this season!
BND- Their team is back to old form- complaining about every call and taking the fun out of playing a recreational game. hooray!
No Game- just win please so i can collect some drinks.
30 comments:
Yeagabombs
Beer Nuts
Top Shelf
Pick me Up
Superbad
Shockers
Ball n Dolls
WAKAShame
Your Mom
Ligers
Kicktease
Pick Me Up
Superbad
Shockers
Balls N Dolls
No Game
hats can't pick games... since they don't have any money. or hands.
I know... it's discriminating. But until the Supreme Court says otherwise, I'm still allowed to be a hat bigot.
Your Mom
TBN
Top Shelf
PMU
Superbad
Alcoballics
Team Fab
Wakashame
Yeagabombs
Beer Nuts
Kicktease
Pick Me Up
TJ'ers
Alcoballics
BnD's
WAKAshame
Well 59% accuracy is not much to brag about this season, but I still consider my expert opinions to be quite useful. I'm sure some of you have won drinks by picking the other way. That said:
YBombs -- Orange thongs vs Goin' commando. Normally when I'm breaking down a catfight I go with the chick who isn't wearing panties (wedgies are devastating in a catfight, not that I've been in one but might have reffed a couple), but in this case I'm going the opposite. Besides, it gets Alicia all riled up when I don't pick her team.
Ligers -- Possible chance of beer being drank in this one. Not really. Even newbs know this game is a drunken kickball orgy filled with diapers, poop sex, UF/OSU trash-talking, shenanigans, STDs and statements like "Boom! Your pregnant!" I for one, think it should played on the old field close to the trailer parks. There's a lot of fatherless children over there looking for daddies.
Top Shelf -- the Ben Bowl finally commences. Anybody who watches this game is never getting laid again.
PMU -- If you have any PMU players on your kickball fantasy team, start them all.
Soul Glo -- No Griff, No Amber, No problem. Jammers circle the wagons. Frank admits Yella owns him. Yella has him wash his truck. Not that I condone slavery.
Alcoballics -- Can't win if you can't score. And nobody seems to be able to score on the Ballics. They're like a virgin with a bullet-proof chastity belt. Something Chandler's mom should have wore about 28 years ago.
BND -- When Nick (Asshole Catcher) is on the field, BND is team to reckon with. Just make sure you're safe at any base by like 5 steps if you don't want to hear them complain about calls all game long.
WAKAshame -- the fat chick at the party is starting to resort to her old ways, but still... I have confidence in her. Here's some help -- www.jennycraig.com
I can't make picks because I don't have hands??? WTF?!?! Sounds like Chandler isn't familiar with the Americans With Disabilities Act of 1990. Nice attitude Chandler. Should we remove all wheelchair ramps too?
Yes. And hat racks.
That's not what your mom said when she gave me some head the other night.
I don't always have to agree with my mom's actions and opinions.
Yeagabombs
Ligers
Top Shelf
PMU
Jammers
Shockers
BnD
WAKAshame
Yeagabombs
Ligers
Top Shelf
PMU
Toejammers
Alcoballics
Balls
WAKAshame
Yegabombs
Ligers
Top Shelf
Pick Me Up!
Superbad
Shockers
Balls N Dolls
WAKAShame
Great. Brie and I have the same picks. Maybe I should go ahead and drop off my card at MacD's tonight so I'll have it tomorrow to buy everyone's drinks.
just kidding, Brie. ;)
Yeagabombs
Ligers
Top Shelf
PMU
Superbad
Alcobolics
BnD
WAKAshame
A winner after week 1 of picking, let's go for 2 in a row. I got:
Yeagabombs
Ligers
Top Shelf
Pick Me Up
ToeJammers
Shockers
Balls n Dolls
WAKAShame
YeagaNukes
Beer Almonds
Well Drinks
Drop me off
SegaBad (dumb)
AlcoPhallics (dumb)
Strikes N GI joes (dumb)
RunaShame (kinda cool).... (Dumb)
Yeagabombs
Ligers
Top Shelf
Pick Me Up
ToeJammers
Alcoballics
Balls N Dolls
No Game This Week
Yeaga
Ligers
Top Shelf
PMU
hmmmm... Jammers?... tough one!
ALCOBALLICS
Balls
Wakashame
Your Mom
TBN
Top Shelf
PMU
Jammers
Shockers
BND
NGTW
Yeaga- Your moms going to lose this game faster than Ding Dong lost Alcobalics sweet hat.
Beernuts- If it was a regular game
ligers would win hands down...but once Chandler gets drunk all he can do is the caucasian clap, the clap point point clap point squat, and the point to the lord.. Which we all know never gets anyone on base.
Top Shelf- I know its hard to believe i am going against a team with such strong leadership, drama free camaraderie, and Flo for an all star...but i am.
Pick me up- This season NKOTB seems to be living up to their namesake. They have about 2 hits, they stink, and they seem to enjoy taking it in the butt.
Toejam- I would love to pick superbad but i mean seriously....who ties Team Fab? That's like losing to Jeanette in flip cup, there's just no excuse.
Alcoballs- Remember Duc, it's ok to try and score in kickball! Unlike the ladies, home base isn't going to laugh at your Asian penis.
BallsnDolls- How can you not beat team pink? No seriously superbad... How did you not beat team pink!?
Waka- Ty tells me he likes to get his hand numb before beating off so it feels like someone else is doing it. Not sure what this has to do with the game.
moms vs. bombs = TIE
ligers
kicktease
pick me up
soul glo (lock of the week)
shockers
balls/dolls
wakashame
"Remember Duc, it's ok to try and score in kickball! Unlike the ladies, home base isn't going to laugh at your Asian penis."
"Ty tells me he likes to get his hand numb before beating off so it feels like someone else is doing it. Not sure what this has to do with the game."
ROFL
Boom
Ligers
TS
Team No Cheer
Superbad
Shocks
BnD
WakaSham
Your Mom (I have yet to pick a your mom game correctly, this has to be the week.)
Ligers (will lose most rounds of Beerlympics, but still manage to win the game)
Top Shelf
Pick Me Up
Superbad
Alcoballics
Balls N' Dolls
Wakashame
Yeaga- I've played with your mom, and she ain't all that. (in bed anyways)
Ligers- Chan, don't make me come over to your field again and cause interference in the outfield to secure your win.
Kicktease- From 1 person picking them last week (me) to now 3; Kicktease, your chant/cheer is gonna get longer to recite as the weeks go on and ppl continue to jump on board.
PMU- NEW Kids need to return to their OLD form and remember how to kick a big red ball.
Superbad- Griff out plus me not reffing= Loss
Ballics- If the no runs allowed stat isn't impressive enough, ballics have only seen 2 or 3 runners get to third base this season!
BND- Their team is back to old form- complaining about every call and taking the fun out of playing a recreational game. hooray!
No Game- just win please so i can collect some drinks.
Hey Chan you have my Waka/No Game pick backwards on your spreadsheet
damn, sorry about that. that's why we post them. I'll fix it.
alright. 4pm. picks are locked. see you at the fields.
17-4 on pics...domination
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