In reality, I'm just very efficient and can do a lot of things quickly. And I wish I could take credit for the wit and humor coming from Ding Dong this season.
While it may be true that Gorecki lost DD again the same way he lost the Liger Visor... I believe all order is restored for this week. And honestly... I'm not sure who originally had DD or who is posting as him. Could it be that the hat really is alive and has internet access?
But anyway... shouldn't I know who DD is since I had to grant access to the blog?
No.
After DD was left behind at MacDintons to die, I received this email on October 5th at 3:05pm:
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"Yo, I was told ur the person who can get me posting rights for bayshoreKB. Do u need anything else or just my email? Its ballicsdingdong@yahoo.com. I attached a pic too. I WAS part of alcoballics til last week when they abandoned me at mac dinton’s. Suckers…
Thanks, Ding Dong"
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I instantly knew where this was going, and found it funny enough to not ask any questions. So I sent an invite to the blog... and posted the pic.
Which brings me to this morning. At 4:44am I was sent an email from the future. That's right... the fucking future.
So once again, I'm going to not ask questions... give this person rights... and let them amuse you. But don't think I'm not keeping a list of all the shit I'm falsely accused of. I make lots of lists. And I'll get revenge.
Chandler's Falsely Accused List (aka: he had nothing to do with the following):
1) Original "stealing" of Ding Dong
2) TP'ing of Gorecki's House
3) Florian's lost shoe
4) Slavery
5) Rollo's current relationship status
6) Everything that Marla says
7) Flonette's voice
8) Global warming
9) $1 parking fees at PAL
*ok... #6 & #7 might be lies... but the rest are for serious!
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Well said but I still blame you for all the things listed except for Rollo's relationship status. That was his own doing.
Don't lie, your parents must have had slaves to build that mansion of theirs, and we all know how much hairspray you use, and that gas guzzler you drive has caused global warming.
I get 15.6 miles per gallon. As soon as I see Michael Moore's fat ass get in a hybrid... I'll do the same.
Can't you track their IP address from each post or comment and compare it to the IP adresses of "known-associates" of DTP?
I doubt someone went out and used a different PC solely for posts from DD. And if they did a release/renew on their address, their ISP should have given them a similar address within the same range.
--just sayin...
Not saying DD needs to be "outed"...just that with the internets..it's possible. haha
ummm, you are responsible for Rollo's relationship status. It was YOUR decision to break up with him.
no, blogger is run by Google... and they don't release IP addresses anywhere on their sites (even in Google Analytics which I use).
so technically we can only see IP addresses from the ShoutBox. however, everyone pretends to be other people on that. And Bull set that up so God knows if he even remembers the account information.
6 & 7 - Definite lies! :)
So, Chan says he’s not responsible for the original kidnapping of DD, what about the second?
ahh...too bad DTP doesn't have a hit counter like StatTracker (unless it's hidden)...I believe the IP address info. is stored in the header of the log generated from each visitor to the site.
-I think there's also an IP address in the header of the email DD sent you requesting posting rights...
I remember pretty much everything so just as long as it wasnt my evil twin Drunk Bull that set it up then I know the shoutbox login.
Chan I also blame you for every TBN choke in the final inning to lose/tie games.
Alright Chandler, also know by his Indian name: Chief RunningFromBlame, here's what I think...
1) Marla makes an excellent point! I read this earlier and thought the same thing. Next time Chandler should choose his words more carefully. He just called himself out as the second disappearance perp.
2) Unless you have a solid alibi, I don't think you've squirmed out of that one just yet. And FYI...scrambled porn is not an alibi.
3) Shoes? What's your deal with accessories?!?!? Ladies, you better start watching out for your purses and jewelry. Flo...were you wearing shoes that would turn Chandler on? Stilettos?
4) Ummm....really? With a name like Brown we all know your family had slaves.
5) Haha...Rollo and Chandler broke up. Wonder who was the bottom in that relationship.
6) Marla made such a good point earlier I'm starting to think she is more on point than Chandler wants to give her credit for. Because I've been around...if you know what I mean...I'm pretty experienced. So Marla...whatdaya say girl? Want me to get up on that pretty head?
7) Hats don't have voices, so I don't care about this. Whatevs.
8) You can get out of Global Warming when you stop being a lemming. 'When Michael Moore does it I will too.' Blah blah, whine, blah blah, whine. We all know the saying: If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem. Man up Chandler...man up.
9) Damn! Stop bitching! At least you get to go out to PAL each week. I wish I could say that. But no...I keep getting stolen and moved around. Be grateful for that $1 you pay each week to go out and play some kickball with your friends.......assclowns.
One more note before I wrap this up...Chandler, I saw your visor a few weeks ago when it wasn't with you and tapped that sweetness. How's it sitting on your head now?
Griff... seriously.. I thought I was a nerd but you just posted it on your forehead.. :P
yeah Griff. stop being such a nerd.
Gmail removes IP's from the headers. it only lists it's on routers on there. they track all this shizz for themselves and then don't share any good stalker information!
Chandlers def to blame for my relationship status!
I mean to thank! :oP
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