Last chance to win some drinks! Sorry this is so late, but get your picks in!
We're also going to do tournament brackets. Print yours out and bring it to the field on Saturday with $3. Winner takes all. I'll post something about it later.
Dollar Wells - Both of these teams suck. But your mom got knocked up with your ugly ass from a night of drinking dollar wells. Thus... she loses.
NGtW - NKOTB is a special team. Short Bus special.
Flonettes - Another toss-up. The Circus plays against the Cotton Candy. Weird thought.
Pick Me Up - WAKAshame beat the Alcoballics on a fluke. So I can't go with the Bumpits on this one.
Superbad - Frank doesn't want to lose any games this season. The Ballics probably don't give a shit at this point. Mike G is forever Ding Dong.
Beer Nuts - In this past week, both of my college football teams (UF and Clemson) won, and so did my pro team (the Yucks). That's a pretty good streak... so the law of averages tells me my volleyball and kickball teams will get raped. Plus, TBN will also win the Beer Olympics 2 and try to forget they lost the Olympics that mattered.
Shockers - The ToeJammers will turn off "Tournament Mode" for one week.
Dayum! Tough Week. Superbad vs. Alcoballics and Toejammers and Shockers will both be toss ups since we are doing random kicking order and random field positions.
Either Im buying 15 drinks or earning the title, drinking 15 drinks..
Your Mom... HNIB not to be confused with H1N1, will turn his hatred for his team into hatred for dollar wells.. And a 5 paragraph rant will ensue the next day.
Gotta roll with the New Kids to get off the Schnide, Grifter/Panda has been running marathons and eating eucalyptus leaves this week, and will somehow kung pow his way to a win, or NGTW will forfeit.. one of the two.
KickTease son! Flo needs to raise his stock for next season's free agency, (8th team in 5 seasons)and blasts a peashot into RF for the win.
Wakashame.. Betty Bouffant(s) and HairGel Hokaido(s) Slumpbust themselves into a victory.
Superbad.. Although we have Sydney, Anita, and Missy all pitching in this one, superbad's depth prevails as Geoff/Ryan end up dropping a ball wherever they play.. You cant hide!
TBN.. Wins when it doesnt count..
Shockers... They are serious..
Yeagabombs.. Pissed from losing their spoil shot last week, Jaegs hopefully get it together this week. BND will paper forfeit as they will be recruiting non-waka ringers for the tournament....
NKOTB - C'mon Ty..can't you let them win ONE this year? It won't even count! At least give them a moral victory..
Team Fab - well it was an interesting season for the Flonettes...what will happen in the offseason?
WAKAshame - Your welcome for the upset pick I had last week..and thanks for contributing to SoulGlo moving up to 2nd place. We'll be sure to thank everyone else on Saturday. You get my vote this week again!
Superbad - 'ballics just wanna have fun..and even though Frank kicked my a$$ in FFB this week, you still get my pick.
TBN - they win when it doesn't count. Hey Nate: Sup.
Shockers/SoulGlo (TIE) - in honor of the epic Immigration Bowl, I say we call tonight's theme game a tie. Anyone have a newspaper? Need somewhere to sleep tonight.
B&D - best Defense Yeagas will see since the SoulGloooo train came into town...
-Let's end this season on a high note tonight guys! Big turnout at Mac's later, k?
Dolla Wells No Fun this Week The Tease (can't forfeit this week) Justin's band of Misfits The Team formerly known as Doo Doo Brown Ligers (TBN wins olympics though) Shockers BnD
I love all of the commentary. Isn't this much more fun?
Okay, I know you've been not waiting for my picks. So here they are...
Dollar Wells -- You don't win when I pick you, so the only way I can get back at you is by picking you. The Best Whore in the League is on life support entering the tourney. I see Tony and HNIB showing up saturday ready to give steroid injections to all of their teammates. Alicia, stay on the base!
No Fun This Week -- leave it to Ty's team to actually not have fun on a week designed to be "just for fun".
Team Fab -- I can't honestly say I'm confident Kicktease will field a team.... although with the USF game on TV tonight, the same should be said about Team Fab. I'll take take pink in a squeaker... a tiny squeaker... like Marla farting in an office meeting.
Fat Chick at the Party -- Big Hair >>> No chant
Alcoballics -- will Frank argue if Ruben claims losing this game means you weren't really undefeated? Not that it really matters.
Ligers -- Good luck refs if you call Nate out and he thinks he was safe. Also, 2nd base ref should listen for Ligers yelling random things at Beer Nuts baserunners... things like, "Go back to 1st base!" I'm predicting 3 double plays off of intentionally dropped pop ups and some very buzzed kickballers.
Shockers -- Look for a shopping cart to make an appearance... another league first brought to you by Soul Glo. The Shockers want this meaningless game... They want it bad. Real bad. They can have it. Just don't take my Shlitz from me!
BND -- should make for a great tourney preview... while the rest of the league will be watching every other 8pm game. Maybe you guys should run the bases backwards or make the girls play topless? I don't know... do something!
23 comments:
Dollar Wells
NGTW
Fabulous
Wakashame
ALCOBALLICS
TBN
Jammers
Balls
Top Shelf
NGTW
Team Fab
PMU
SuperBad
Ligers
Shockers
Yeagabombs
Dollar Wells - Both of these teams suck. But your mom got knocked up with your ugly ass from a night of drinking dollar wells. Thus... she loses.
NGtW - NKOTB is a special team. Short Bus special.
Flonettes - Another toss-up. The Circus plays against the Cotton Candy. Weird thought.
Pick Me Up - WAKAshame beat the Alcoballics on a fluke. So I can't go with the Bumpits on this one.
Superbad - Frank doesn't want to lose any games this season. The Ballics probably don't give a shit at this point. Mike G is forever Ding Dong.
Beer Nuts - In this past week, both of my college football teams (UF and Clemson) won, and so did my pro team (the Yucks). That's a pretty good streak... so the law of averages tells me my volleyball and kickball teams will get raped. Plus, TBN will also win the Beer Olympics 2 and try to forget they lost the Olympics that mattered.
Shockers - The ToeJammers will turn off "Tournament Mode" for one week.
BnD - Kitten Massacre.
Top Shelf
NGTW
Team Fab
PMU
Superbad
TBN
Shockers
BND
Top Shelf
No Game
Kicktease (gasp!)
Team Bumpit
ALCOBALLICS
Ligers
Shockers
Angry Assclowns
Dayum! Tough Week. Superbad vs. Alcoballics and Toejammers and Shockers will both be toss ups since we are doing random kicking order and random field positions.
Either Im buying 15 drinks or earning the title, drinking 15 drinks..
Your Mom... HNIB not to be confused with H1N1, will turn his hatred for his team into hatred for dollar wells.. And a 5 paragraph rant will ensue the next day.
Gotta roll with the New Kids to get off the Schnide, Grifter/Panda has been running marathons and eating eucalyptus leaves this week, and will somehow kung pow his way to a win, or NGTW will forfeit.. one of the two.
KickTease son! Flo needs to raise his stock for next season's free agency, (8th team in 5 seasons)and blasts a peashot into RF for the win.
Wakashame.. Betty Bouffant(s) and HairGel Hokaido(s) Slumpbust themselves into a victory.
Superbad.. Although we have Sydney, Anita, and Missy all pitching in this one, superbad's depth prevails as Geoff/Ryan end up dropping a ball wherever they play.. You cant hide!
TBN.. Wins when it doesnt count..
Shockers... They are serious..
Yeagabombs.. Pissed from losing their spoil shot last week, Jaegs hopefully get it together this week. BND will paper forfeit as they will be recruiting non-waka ringers for the tournament....
Your Mom
NGTW
Team Fabulous
Wakashame
Superbad
Ligers
Jammers
BnD
Top Sheolf
NGTW
Team Fab
WAKAshame
Superbad
TBN
Jammers
Yeagabombs
Your Mom
NGTW
Team Fabulous
PMU
Superbad
Ligers
Shockers
Balls N Dolls
2-4-1's - Did I miss the Toga Bash this season?
NKOTB - C'mon Ty..can't you let them win ONE this year? It won't even count! At least give them a moral victory..
Team Fab - well it was an interesting season for the Flonettes...what will happen in the offseason?
WAKAshame - Your welcome for the upset pick I had last week..and thanks for contributing to SoulGlo moving up to 2nd place. We'll be sure to thank everyone else on Saturday. You get my vote this week again!
Superbad - 'ballics just wanna have fun..and even though Frank kicked my a$$ in FFB this week, you still get my pick.
TBN - they win when it doesn't count. Hey Nate: Sup.
Shockers/SoulGlo (TIE) - in honor of the epic Immigration Bowl, I say we call tonight's theme game a tie. Anyone have a newspaper? Need somewhere to sleep tonight.
B&D - best Defense Yeagas will see since the SoulGloooo train came into town...
-Let's end this season on a high note tonight guys! Big turnout at Mac's later, k?
Top Shelf
NGTW
Kicktease
Pick Me Up!
Superbad
Ligers
Toejammers
Balls N Dolls
Yo Mama
NKOTB
CockTease
WakaShame
Alcoballics
TBN
SoulGlo
BnD
Qtr Drafts
NKOTB (upset special)
Kicktease
WAKAshame
Superbad
Ligers
Jammers
Yeaga's
Frank - hilar!
Griff - Sup sup sup
Your Mom
No Fun This Week
KickTease
WAKAshame
Superbad
Ligers
Jammers
BnD
Dolla Wells
No Fun this Week
The Tease (can't forfeit this week)
Justin's band of Misfits
The Team formerly known as Doo Doo Brown
Ligers (TBN wins olympics though)
Shockers
BnD
I love all of the commentary. Isn't this much more fun?
Okay, I know you've been not waiting for my picks. So here they are...
Dollar Wells -- You don't win when I pick you, so the only way I can get back at you is by picking you. The Best Whore in the League is on life support entering the tourney. I see Tony and HNIB showing up saturday ready to give steroid injections to all of their teammates. Alicia, stay on the base!
No Fun This Week -- leave it to Ty's team to actually not have fun on a week designed to be "just for fun".
Team Fab -- I can't honestly say I'm confident Kicktease will field a team.... although with the USF game on TV tonight, the same should be said about Team Fab. I'll take take pink in a squeaker... a tiny squeaker... like Marla farting in an office meeting.
Fat Chick at the Party -- Big Hair >>> No chant
Alcoballics -- will Frank argue if Ruben claims losing this game means you weren't really undefeated? Not that it really matters.
Ligers -- Good luck refs if you call Nate out and he thinks he was safe. Also, 2nd base ref should listen for Ligers yelling random things at Beer Nuts baserunners... things like, "Go back to 1st base!" I'm predicting 3 double plays off of intentionally dropped pop ups and some very buzzed kickballers.
Shockers -- Look for a shopping cart to make an appearance... another league first brought to you by Soul Glo. The Shockers want this meaningless game... They want it bad. Real bad. They can have it. Just don't take my Shlitz from me!
BND -- should make for a great tourney preview... while the rest of the league will be watching every other 8pm game. Maybe you guys should run the bases backwards or make the girls play topless? I don't know... do something!
i see some lime green on the chart this week... even if its just pitty lime, i like it!
No unanimous picks this week... I like it. Someone's buying daddy a beverage!
Sorry for yelling at your Kevin didnt know it affected you so much. lol
Picks are closed.
Shut it down
Box it up.
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