a now former teammate told all my rookie girls at Soul Glo Girls night that the first rule of kickball is "don't go home with Ruben." now if you wanna get some sleep, true but other than that game on. unless that is in the disclaimer fine print, this constitutes as a pre season cblock. which i hope most agree is unfair and very unsportsmanlike. NEW LAW - in season okay and funny, out of season, unfair.
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there are girls that play on soul glo?
All I know is I wish someone had been around to give me this info when I met Ruben.....would have saved me hundreds of dollars in therapy bills
Ruben's cock holds the record for most times blocked. I kinda feel bad for the little guy.
But how are the ladies going to learn if they don't make mistakes.
Isn't there a PSA on the internets that they show at the captain's meeting/meet and greet about this very topic?
I am joining up on Team Go Home With Rubes...although this does not mean I will go home with Rubes myself...just endorsing the fact.
nobody ever told me not to when i joined...i just figured it out for myself the first time you hit on me that it wasnt gonna happen lol no offence...love ya rubs!
I don't think the shift key works on Rubs computer. Worst use of capitalization ever!
Rubs,
Since when have you been interested in taking girls home? Didn't you and Flo have a tryst one season?
Also, i'm going to need further clarification as to what "In Season" means. When their are games going on? When the schedule is finalized, when you arent doing P90X? Much appreciated.
Gorec - we had girls, case in point, other teams poaching them
Muff - my bad, but it was a good 3-5 months
ChanMan - good point, might have a profiling suit
Kimmy - feel free to sell me as a mistake but a fun one
Flo - maybe
Nate - txs for the endorsement
sarahb - dont remember you
Bull - thanks for just now noticing i rarely capitalize
Grifter - that was certainly a wet dream you had, change your panties, in season is captain's meeting to playoffs or end of the season party, which ever comes last
I heart you Rubs (but, you know that shit is funny).
lol, wow!! Happy 2000nHate!!
HHHHHHHate.
Poor Rubs. That's not fair. I know from a mutual friend that Rubs can be a good boyfriend. ;)
You must have turned down the girl who said this... or she wanted more of realtionship?
oh Polly, i know, i know.
ahh, Marla, i forget you know Sarah, she's a sweetie.
and bito, i may do some note taking, perhaps the next time we are out, you demonstrate your best crop dusting technique.
It's only because Rubs is black.
Wait, does cock blocking count as a hate crime?
I definitely think it should.
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