I recommend you skip this post trust me, it's worst than most but written in lymeric style by some creeper named Carl or Kyle this week perfect picks, i must boast.
Thee Beer Nuts Love to Drink At Kickball, well they stink When Missy is riding her bike Superbad is the team to like And MLoop is kind of a twink
The Ballics are Vegas Bound And they’re obviously the best around BCBC chose a barnyard theme But I think that we know it’s just a scheme To get Smithkey to wrestle a Duc to the ground
The Bump-Its, did they disappear? WAKA has a bye week, from what I hear. Dollar wells are no more The only thing worse than this score Is that MLoop and Kegger are both queer
Team Fab, obviously the worst The pink shirts, they must be cursed PMU gets the win And it happens again A crappy team might be in first
The Jammers are old, but hold strong I’m pretty sure Bruce hits the bong Yeagas made a douche move And continue to prove They are nothing without the orange thong
The Ligers…well, what can you say Flip Cup is what they really came to play They’ll get beat by Rob’s team His head continues to gleam But at least he doesn’t wear a toupee
Todd’s party kicked ass At least, according to the graphs The rest of BnD ditched him, they’re tools But, we would all be a bunch of fools To think IKT could play in their class
Between Beardface, Grifter and Jack It’s no wonder the Rays Haw is Back INaR will not win this game MLoop and Kegger are lame We need to get this cooler theme back on track
My rhyming is awful, you all can attest My humor and comments are only jest If you took offense to these rhymes I’ll say over and over, a thousand times What DPT readers have secretly confessed…
RUSHED PICKS! EXCESSIVE CLICHES!(no sense in competing with Kyle this week, anyway)
Superbad v. TBN
Superbad's really good, TBN's really drunk.
BCBC v. Ballics
Anyone ever notice how close "Ballics" sounds to "ball licks?" Cliches: new team, vegas
WAKA v. Bye Week
Bumpits gone, :(. New name because they're really bad, should just be Bye, though. :)
Team Fab v. PMU
Pink is effeminite and they're not good at kickball. PMU, well, they're a lot better than Team Fab.
TJs v. Yeags
TJs are old and broken down, still good at kickball. Yeags = orange thong.
Ligers v. Shockers
Flip cup win. Kickball lose. Rob's toupee, excuses.
BND v. IKT
More BNDers showed up to an OC birthday party Friday night than to Todd's. What's up with that? PotG, improved, I want a rematch in the playoffs like so much volleyball.
INaR v. Off Constantly
Guava holdover with badass pitcher supposedly. Undefeated summer champs, trying to live up to my hype. OC beat INaR in summer, will win again. BEARDFACE has been in top form as of late.
24 comments:
Superbad
Brown C Brown C
Waka
PMU
Yeagas
Ligers
Birthday Party Hating A-holes
INaR
are the vegas odds out?
Not yet. Should be today (I think)
Supa
Ballics
Waka waka
PMU
Jammers
Shockers
Balls
The OC
I recommend you skip this post
trust me, it's worst than most
but written in lymeric style
by some creeper named Carl or Kyle
this week perfect picks, i must boast.
Thee Beer Nuts Love to Drink
At Kickball, well they stink
When Missy is riding her bike
Superbad is the team to like
And MLoop is kind of a twink
The Ballics are Vegas Bound
And they’re obviously the best around
BCBC chose a barnyard theme
But I think that we know it’s just a scheme
To get Smithkey to wrestle a Duc to the ground
The Bump-Its, did they disappear?
WAKA has a bye week, from what I hear.
Dollar wells are no more
The only thing worse than this score
Is that MLoop and Kegger are both queer
Team Fab, obviously the worst
The pink shirts, they must be cursed
PMU gets the win
And it happens again
A crappy team might be in first
The Jammers are old, but hold strong
I’m pretty sure Bruce hits the bong
Yeagas made a douche move
And continue to prove
They are nothing without the orange thong
The Ligers…well, what can you say
Flip Cup is what they really came to play
They’ll get beat by Rob’s team
His head continues to gleam
But at least he doesn’t wear a toupee
Todd’s party kicked ass
At least, according to the graphs
The rest of BnD ditched him, they’re tools
But, we would all be a bunch of fools
To think IKT could play in their class
Between Beardface, Grifter and Jack
It’s no wonder the Rays Haw is Back
INaR will not win this game
MLoop and Kegger are lame
We need to get this cooler theme back on track
My rhyming is awful, you all can attest
My humor and comments are only jest
If you took offense to these rhymes
I’ll say over and over, a thousand times
What DPT readers have secretly confessed…
SVEDKA…FUCK IT!
Well I am not even going to post commentary after reading that Kyle because it would be a waste. Best pick commentary ever.
SuperBad
BC!BC!
WAKA Shame
PMU
TJ's
Shockers
BnD
OC
I'm gonna try this for once.... Give me Smithkey's picks!
Well done Karl, you're back on the Ballics. This was the best read on DPT in a while!
Superbad (maybe we will win if I pick against us...)
Ballics
WAKA
PMU
Jammers
Shockers
BnD
OC
Great commentary Kyle!!!
TBN
Ballics
Waka
PMU
Jammers
Shockers
BND
OC
sb
BALLICS (Carl, you're back in after that post)
ws
pmu
tj
shockers
bnd
inar
Thee Beer NOTs will NOT win
Alcoballics will NOT win
Bye Week will NOT win
Team Fabulous will NOT win
Yeagabomb will NOT win
Ligers will NOT win
BALLS N DOLLS
I Need a Refill will NOT win
SB,Alco,Waka,PMU, TJ, shockers, BnD, I need a
I'll take Chandler's Picks. Thanks
RUSHED PICKS! EXCESSIVE CLICHES!(no sense in competing with Kyle this week, anyway)
Superbad v. TBN
Superbad's really good, TBN's really drunk.
BCBC v. Ballics
Anyone ever notice how close "Ballics" sounds to "ball licks?" Cliches: new team, vegas
WAKA v. Bye Week
Bumpits gone, :(. New name because they're really bad, should just be Bye, though. :)
Team Fab v. PMU
Pink is effeminite and they're not good at kickball. PMU, well, they're a lot better than Team Fab.
TJs v. Yeags
TJs are old and broken down, still good at kickball. Yeags = orange thong.
Ligers v. Shockers
Flip cup win. Kickball lose. Rob's toupee, excuses.
BND v. IKT
More BNDers showed up to an OC birthday party Friday night than to Todd's. What's up with that? PotG, improved, I want a rematch in the playoffs like so much volleyball.
INaR v. Off Constantly
Guava holdover with badass pitcher supposedly. Undefeated summer champs, trying to live up to my hype. OC beat INaR in summer, will win again. BEARDFACE has been in top form as of late.
Supa
Ballics
Waka waka
PMU
Jammers
Shockers
Balls
The OC
Superbad
BALLICS!
WAKA
PMU
Jammers
Shockers
BND
OC
Supa
Ballics
WAKA
PMU
Jammers
Shock Top
BnD
OC
Superbad
Ballics
WAKA
PMU
JAMMERS!!!!
Shockers
Todd's team
Refill will BEAT Off Constantly!
Superbad
Ballics
WakaShame
PMU
Jammers
Shockers
BND
OC
Supa (although an upset would be be much appreciated)
Ball-licks (same as above)
Waka waka
PMU
Soooul Gloooo
Team Grimace
Kitten Killers/party animals
OC
These picks rushed to you by my android phone...at beef o bradys.
Supa
Alco
Waka
PMU
Toes
Shock (buying into the "if I pick against us we will win!")
The team todd shouldn't be on
OC
I'll take Maria taking Chandler's picks
SuperBad
Alcoballics
WAKA Shame
Pick Me Up
ToeJammers
Shockers
Balls N Dolls
Off Constantly
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