Weekly Crap

Well, posts have been slow (as off-seasons tend to be)... but that won't be the case this week.  There will be some major announcements on either Wednesday or Thursday regarding the rumors going around.  Some of it will be expected, but some of it will blow your mind.  It's going to take a day or so for me to compile everything. Stay tuned!

In the meantime, enjoy a short story I've put together from the recent Tournament Day.  100% of the quotes are 90% accurate.

Alcoballics: "Oh snap! That's a pretty nice cake! Alison must have spent hours in Chandler's kitchen creating it. The spread of chocolate alone is immaculate and could have only been done in an anally annoying fashion... and look at those letters and balloons! Obviously someone spent an insane amount of time debating over the different cake toppings at Sweetbay! Let's sing!"

Chandler: "Ok, Angie.  When they're done singing 'Happy Birthday,' blow out your candles."

Angie: "But... there aren't any candles."

 Chandler: "Don't worry about that. Just get down there and blow them out. You know... pretend."

Angie: "Ok, I'm going to make a wish!"

Angie: "Mmmpphhhhhhhhh!!!!"

Angie: "God bless America!"