DPT BQBL - Week 14 Update

One week to go. Three teams are already out of the playoffs. Only Souder has clinched a spot... but if you read up on how Grantland set up the playoffs... seeding is very important.

Remember, the winner gets $70 (from me) plus a $10 IOU from Smithkey. Good luck!

Gorecki vs. Souder
Gorecki was well on his way to not sending in his picks, again. Somebody buy his ass some ginkgo biloba for Christmas. I'm afraid Brie is in for a long life of forgotten anniversaries. Anyway... Mike had no chance of winning. All of his QBs (including Tebow H. Christ) played well. As long as Souder has the Colts, he's going to put up some decent numbers. Final score: Souder wins 53 - 24.

Litman vs. Kyle
Litman sent me a video text on Sunday morning of Lovie Smith giving Caleb Hanie a vote of confidence last week. As expected, Grantland didn't acknowledge it. So he's getting the points anyway, and I sent off a humorous (but dick-ish) email to GL. It turns out Brian didn't need the bonus points, since Hanie sucking fat dick is why he got the VoC in the first place. But it might come into play for a tie-breaker. I fully expect Litman to sneak into the Saints hotel room this week and snap a photo of Drew Brees' penis. Once it's uploaded to DPT, the +150 bonus points will secure the playoffs. Real winners do whatever it takes to get that victory. Final score: Litman wins 64 - 38.

Chandler vs. Nate
I was pretty much out of the playoffs already. So I didn't really need Fitzpatrick rubbing 103 BQBL points in my face. Nate's team is on fire... and he didn't even start Josh Freeman who shit out 84 points of his own. Final score: Nate wins 127 - 39.

Bito vs. Smithkey
Smithkey has been unlucky all season, narrowly losing despite putting up huge numbers. This weeks sob story: Christian Ponder and his 99 points (all of his other teams went negative). Typical Florida State excellence. Based on the other results this week, Bito was knocked out of the playoffs anyway. And he successfully dragged Smith-Key down with him. Final score: Bito wins 93 - 50.

Get your picks in. And don't worry Bito... I already selected your teams.