Recap

I was tempted to give a recap on how we bitch-slapped Gorecki, Teneille, Alison and Eflo around last night, but I thought I would share some interesting observations from last night. We had a couple of Eastern European's on our sidelines who had not been previously exposed to kickball. My friends attempted to explain, but was ultimately an epic fail.

1) THEM: I looked dis up online and it said it is a game usually played by 8 to 10 year olds.
US: Look around
POINT: USA

2) THEM: Some crazy man in a wig came by and tried to get us to drink something out of a bug spray container.
US: That is YellowBird
THEM: Why is he not in jail?
POINT: Communists

3) THEM: Why does the red man keep tripping over the ball and kicking it.
US: Justin is trying to get the runner out.
THEM: Why doesn't he pick it up and throw it?
US: He's been trying for 14 seasons.
POINT: Communists

4) THEM: You are allowed to drink during the game?
US: You are allowed to drink while operating a tank?
POINT: USA, although that one cost me. (Grandfather in Soviet military)

5) THEM: So basically you drive across town to drink, dress like idiots and play a child's game
POINT: USA