Last night's matchup featured The Toejammers (4-1) and AlcoBallics (2-3) squaring off in the rush-hour-traffic-blows time slot on field 2. The 'Ballics jumped out to a 2-1 lead after some timely miss-kicks in the first inning. Our rookie pitcher Matt got himself out of a jam in the second with some Ruben-esque fielding to help the white 'n yellows pull to a deadlock at 3-3. However, in the third inning Soul Glo rattled off 6 straight base-kicks, capped off with a 3-run shot by Ashley to break open an 8-3 lead. From there the scoresheet gets a little messy, but 6 more runs were scored over the final three innings as the 'ballics realized that setting our pants on their Hope Chest would yield little results.
Other game notes and highlights:
- Hess's Special Spiked Sweet Tea was a big hit last night, with a whopping 90% real rape-juice.
- Ashley wrapped up the "Soul Glo Boot" MVP award by tracking down a sure HR with only one possible explanation:
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Final Score: Toejammers: 14 - Alcoballics: 3 - Hess's Rape-Juice: 5-10 years
4 comments:
BTW, Teneille made a bet at the beginning of the season, saying the Ballics were going to kill the TJs, sooooo obviously this called for a bet of disgusting porportions. If the Ballics won, Fat Kid would have to go salsa dancing, if TJs won, then Trini would have to clip Fat Kid's Toenails. Well, i haven't clipped my toenails since we made the bet (on January 12) so get the sander ready Teneille!
Holy crap that's gross!!! Take pictures when it happens!
Ooo i completely forgot about that. sorry, T....i 'recon you have a little present waiting for you when you get back from TX...10 of them, actually...
My thoughts:
I smack ass, therefore I am. I do it mostly for the team's benefit, but partly just for the sake of booty smacking.
The rape juice was a hit. 5-10 in federal prison will be easy with the taste of that mix still on my mind.
Who makes bets about toenails and salsa dancing?
Great Scott! The Jammers have won 4 in a row with the 2nd oldest roster in the league (Guys/Balls/Dolls is already collecting social security and makes us look young).
Allison has a toenail porn fetish. That's kinda cool and mildly weird at the same time.
After allowing 27 runs in the past two weeks, the Alcoballics "give it up" more often than Vegas prostitutes.
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