Sunday, February 24, 2013

Liger Recap


What’s up BLOG?
It’s good to see that you’re alive and kicking, after having the plug pulled from you by the hierarchy of elitists….whom seem to think that their other blog of old man sports (shuffleboard), deserves more attention… where they can discuss old man topics, like aging bodies, and wager bets using Viagra instead of beers.
Well, here’s to you coming out of hibernation and starting the new season.
I’ll give you a Liger recap.  We won against the ‘Ballics. (yawn).  Nothing new.   And litman’s debut as Captain was surprising Awesome.  I’d figure he’d show up to the game half drunk and half naked, and leave the game fully drunk & fully naked.

But it was awesome, he had a winning strategy & an awesome Liger Board.
And this is coming from me.  I was disheartened when Chandler & Souder told me I couldn’t be captain.  In my evaluation, they went through my essay and discussed how I couldn’t put the team on a strict regimen of Steroids, uppers, weighlifting, Buddhist concentration exercises, wind-sprint work outs and sobriety in order to create the most dominating force in adult kickball.   They said I have to use a device called “humor” in order to break the ice, create a positive environment and get the team to Gel.  Chandler & Souder told me that they learned about this so called “humor” from their days of being Thespians, in which a comic relief was often used as a means to release emotion or other tension resulting from a comic episode interposed in the midst of serious or tragic elements in a drama.
I said “well, relief this”, and gave them the Black Woman’s Hand & Head Sway,  I was out, Litman was in.  and he’s doing good.

4 comments:

bull said...

Wonder how many trees died to make that Liger board? Not enough!!

Nate Dawg said...

I dont believe Dawn killed any trees making the board but should we do a DPT excursion to cut trees down while drinking beers and not recycling our cans?
Keep up the good work Litman.

Litman said...

Bull, it's a dry erase board with players names on each magnet. No trees were killed in the making of this board, however, it probably won't recycle well and hopefully it remains on planet Earth forever. The theory is that it's easy to read from a distance so I can frolic and not have to constantly yell out where you are playing and it's your own damn responsibility to check the board. More importantly it allows for a quick batting order switch when you piss me off. If you act a fool before the game, boom, you're moved to the 18th spot. I came up with the idea and Dawn came though with the awesome Liger logo and art work. Team unity this year.

PS Todd, I actually laughed at some of this, weird.

bull said...

I knew you were going to be a good Liger captain!