Red Rockets Reloaded tonight! 7pm- Theme Night!

Appearing as your favorite characters from the Wizard of Oz!!

vs Kick in the Bollucks

Come out and support your favorite RRR team!

Watch out Temple Terrace.

Red Rockets Reloaded Oz!

Since nobody else wants to post it...

Red Rockets Reloaded game tonight... Wizard of Oz theme.  Temple Terrace fields at 7pm.

It's going to be... stupid... probably.

Mulder and Scully...

The title has little to do with the actual post.

But this video is indescribable. It's not NSFW or anything like that...well ok maybe it is. Be safe and watch it at home.

It is just very graphic and shocking. Way more so than that guy with the boil on his back.

Actual Broken English quote from the website I got this from -"If you can not stand, not watch."

***Warning***

***Pretty Fucking Graphic***

http://tazaporchile.com/2009/09/piquero-rompe-hocico/

Follow up questions
1) Why?
2) Real?
3) Curious cut-away?
4) Potentially Fake?
5) What language is that? (Not Spanish) I swear I can hear an American or two say "Shit"
6) Am I an Asshole... for posting this?
7) Most EPIC FAIL ever?
8) If you can't figure out that #6 is rhetorical, you are an idiot.
9) How many "fucks", "shits", "holys" and/or "god/lord" did you yell out?
10) Is Chouder a "choice" or were they "born that way"?

Nom Nom

I would like to welcome myself to DPT.

Thank you it feels good to be here.

Now on to business...

Some of us have always questioned that interesting relationship that those Liger captains have with each other, and... well... a picture is worth a thousand words...

Might as well throw this up here too. (Chris)

Power Rankings - Week 2

I'd Kick That Can't Get Their Cheer Straight but Still Get a W!

It was a chilly night out on the PAL fields for the first week of kickball but that didn't discourage members of I'd Kick That and Thee Beer Nuts from having a fun filled game. Luckily James, aka Chug-Z, has retired from chugging so we had a chance and were able to win the chug-off. Thinks looked bleak after the top of the first inning when Louis ducked under a throw and was able to score to give the Nuts an early lead but I'd Kick That came back with 2 runs of their own in the bottom of the inning with a combination of clutch kicking and some luck. We tacked on an insurance run in the bottom of the second. That was the end of the scoring as it was a defensive battle the rest of the way, giving I'd Kick That a 3-1 victory in their inaugural game.

It wasn't all smiles though as there were hiccups along the way. We couldn't get our cheer right. Is it "Lick It, Kick it, Stick It!" or "Lick It, Stick It, Kick it!" The correct answer is the latter but we will get it straight by next week when we take on the Shockers in what will be a tough test for a team with many new players with a good core of veteran players mixed in.

Was Rollo a movie star in another life?

Did anyone else see the movie star from Super Troopers and Beer Fest last night?

Shenanigans!

Chandler Snatches Defeat From the Jaws of Victory

Pick Me Up only had 9 players (5 guys, 4 girls).

For 4 innings I played one of my best defensive games... and even scored the Ligers' only run.

With a runner on 1st in the top of the 5th (no outs), I dropped a ball while diving for a bunt/blooper between home and first.  The ball rolls out of play... and now there are runners at 2nd and 3rd with no outs. A few hits later, we're down 3-1.

It was only my 2nd drop in 5 seasons. I lost us the game, and let all the Ligers down.

I'm very sorry, my friends.

The Kenny Rogers Report.

Lots of upsets last night, at least in the eyes of the gambler.

Last Nights Winners and the # of people who picked them.

Shockers over Yegabombs - 17/26. Favored to win. Didn't disappoint.
I'd Kick That over Thee Beer Nuts - 3/26 Very Big Upset according to the Gamblers. Maybe Flo has built a winner out of spare parts?
Balls N Dolls over Team Fab - 26/26 Everyone's pick. Though it was close enough at 4-3 to make the dark side sweat a little.
Pick Me Up over Ligers - 7/26 Another big upset. PMU even started the game with 5 guys and 4 girls.
Wakashame over Alcoballics - 3/26 Very Big Upset again! The pivotal game. Reverse the result and the pick winners and losers change.
Playground Bullies over Off Constantly - 22/26 Big Favorites to win. I guess even when WAKA Overlord Ty fucks with the schedule to favor his team, they still can't win.
Camel Toes 2.0 over Superbad. 1/26 Gigantic upset. Probably the biggest one since we've been doing picks. Only Nate picked this game correctly. Rumor has it that Franks "project random" was abandoned before the lights went out.
Tojammers over Dollar Wells. 24/26 Heavily favored. Didn't disappoint.


Individual Results (First to Worst)
7-1 ***Winner*** Nate

6-2 - Jim
5-3 - Marla, Griff, Rob, Yellowbird, Grifter, Florian.
4-4 - Kristen, Gorecki, Geoff, Frank, Dawson, Brie, Jack, Rollo.
3-5 - Cathy, Kyle, Paige, Smithkey, Sarah, Steph, Bito, Bull.

2-6 ***Losers*** Chandler, Maria

What had happend was...

October 1, 2009 – A typical night at Dinton’s. The flip cup table’s going strong in a Ligerballic cutthroat match up. Mike had just been given the honor of being awarded “Ding Dong” at that night’s game, allowing him to sport the coveted kickball-turned-hideous headwear piece on his head. He claimed the hat was itchy and took it off, setting it aside when the flip cup game began. Chandler was the first one to get out of the game, making him a prime suspect as hat thief. But, what had happened was…Alison (in between rounds) noticed the lonely hat sitting on a table and managed to snag it, shoving it into her purse without a soul seeing her. The game ends, Mike freaks and points the finger at Chandler (naturally). Later that evening, Alison pulled Brie aside and said “look what I got! I’m gonna let him sweat for a bit and not give it back right away.” Brie says “My lips are sealed.” The night continues and an idea is born: why not take the hat home and keep it til next game? He’s already lost it so he’s automatic Ding Dong the next week!
Well in the words of Angie Geiger, short story long. Alison decides to set up a facebook page for Ding Dong. After all, he IS a member of the team! Email addresses are created and the password is given to Brie who decides well, if Ding Dong is on facebook and has become a vital member of the team, then he should definitely have posting rights on DPT! You all know the rest…

October 16, 2009 – Brie’s surprise 30th (29:the sequel) birthday party. A house full of “suspects” – perfect! Alison has a few drinks and her and Brie decide it would be fun to plant DD back in the house. As it’s retrieved from Alison’s car, she almost makes it as soon as the front door opens, causing her to toss it in the bushes next to the door. A few more drinks later, she forgets and ends up staying in hotel Gorecbrie along with Chandler and Eflo. The next morning, Mike goes to take Pita out and notices a bright red object in his bushes – it’s Ding Dong! He brings it in and immediately the finger is pointed at Kevin and April, since they were the first ones to leave. Mike has to go in to work, Chandler, Eflo and Alison head out and – oh, snap! – Ding Dong is missing again! It’s not until a few days later that Chandler admits he took it and returns it to Mike. Though he still swears he never had it to begin with (which Mike only half believes). Skip forward a few months…

December 3, 2009 – Alcoballics Awards Dinner. Mike is of course voted overall Ding Dong. This time, he receives a trophy! A horse’s ass. He vows not to lose this one! Naturally, at the end of the night when we are leaving, the trophy is gone. Imagine that! Once again, fingers are pointed at Kevin and April since they were the first ones to leave (really, guys? Again?). Poor Mike just cannot win!! Of course, later that night everyone receives friend requests for Ding Dong Trophy’s new facebook page.

December 18, 2009 – While kicking back a few beers at the Independent, April (short) fills Brie in on a little secret – “Geoff and I have the trophy!” to which Brie replies “Alison and I have the hat!” Sweet! Forces are joined and Ding Dong hat decides to go spend Christmas vacation with his friend Trophy up in the hills of GA.

January 28, 2010 – Kickball Meet & Greet at MacD’s. The plan WAS to finally come clean but sources told us to wait til the first game. Pictures were taken and the Trophy and Hat were once again put into a hiding place. Mike is bummed that they never made their promised appearance, but then gets mad when he learns they actually were there!

Which brings us to today. New season. Fresh start. It’s been fun, it’s been tough to keep a straight face at times, but we managed to pull it off! Mike, you’ve been a great sport. Long live King Ding Dong!