The Shockers... Don't Really Surprise Anyone

In a not-so-shocking chain of events, Grimace beat the Cookie Monster 4-1 last night at 8pm on Field D. The Ligers were down 11 players and barely managed to field a team. However, defensive errors and offensive impotence proved to be the Achilles heel for the blue guys.

Gay.

In other news... Frank and Mike S. won the picks with a perfect bracket. USF finally realized they aren't a "top" football program yet (again). The Flonettes are now just the Heavy Flos. Ding Dong is still missing. THEE Beer Nuts blew another game. And the boy wasn't in the balloon.