10 Things We Learned In Vegas

So, it's been a few days since our return. While my fellow ballics are still recovering from our epic weekend and trying to remember taking certain pictures that somehow ended up on facebook, I thought I'd give a little recap of a few things we learned in Vegas.

1. Apparently a bin full of babies followed by a group of drunks wearing matching shirts that say "Wolfpack" don't phase TSA once bit. But make sure you don't bring a bottle opener in your carry-on like Angie did or they'll think you're connected to Al-Qaeda.


2. If you fall asleep on the plane next to someone who has the Cat Paint app on their iphone, this WILL happen to you:


3. Give Eflo enough alcohol and he'll say "HI GUYS!" to just about anyone and make new friends.


4.. The Alcobitches know how to throw one hell of a bachelorette party!


5. Give Teneille your camera and she'll take multiple pictures of herself with it. This same picture ended up on several cameras:


6. Angie can eat a 4 person serving of mashed potatoes in about 60 seconds.


7. If you fall asleep at 10:00 on a Friday night, you WILL get your room broken into and woken up at 3:30 a.m. by people who have been drinking since 10:00...10:00 the day before, that is.


8. Since it's Vegas, it's only necessary to take limos everywhere you go...including rolling up to the fields in one. Use the shuttle? Hell no - that's for amateurs.


9. According to Vegas standards, there is absolutely nothing gay about this picture:


10. The Alcoballics can rock a theme game better than any other WAKA team...ON EARTH!