Friday, January 29, 2010

Winter 2010 Conferences Announced

As debated on this very blog a few weeks ago, our league is dividing into two "conferences" (we can't call them divisions) for the upcoming season.  There was a lot of discussion surrounding how to separate the teams, with no clear-cut perfect method. Personally, I think the entire league dropped the ball by not splitting the league by the "would you sex them" binary scale rating of all girls per each team. Next season, my offer will still be on the table if you want to make this happen.
Anyway... AlcoTyrus decided to do something unique and have a random draft order select the conferences.  On paper, this doesn't really seem like a bad idea at all.  Each team received a number between 1-16, which then determined the order that they chose a conference.  But just as the BCS works out every now and then in selecting the top two college football teams... it also tends to fall apart when certain variables are in play.  The variables that killed Ty's method were:

1) Balls and Dolls getting #1 (a team most people don't want to play) 
and
2) Ligers getting #2 (a team most people do want to play)

After BnD signed up for conference A, it was a no-brainier for Liger Captain Chris to insert his team into conference B.  Team Fabulous was up next... and again... seems logical to prance their way into B.  Selection #4 belonged to the Alcoballics, who love themselves some Ligers, and decided B was more enticing.

It was at this point in which the room realized we had a problem. After Thee Beer Nuts followed suit and joined conference B... who in their right mind would willingly sign up for A?  It didn't take long for representatives of the Hen House on Superbad and Pick Me Up to realize that conference B would be filled long before they even got to make a selection.  Michelle McNomNom laid 3 eggs in anger.

I really don't blame her. Hopefully everyone in attendance learned the simple mathematical concept that anything involving human choice is never random. We could do multiple mock-drafts and see the same result almost every time.  One conference will fill up much faster than the second, and the lower selections would be placed in the other conference by default. The social science aspect of it is quite fascinating. It wasn't until Off Constantly picked (at selection #7 I believe) that someone chose to play with BnD. Ty made the obvious corporate decision, which I'm sure is not popular with the PAL Parking Attendants on his team.

At some point during the process, Team Fabulous switched over to A, which defeats the whole purpose of a random draft order if you let teams move after conferences start filling up. This allowed the ToeJammers to debate and choose A giving the final spot in B to chant-less Pick Me Up.

So where does all this leave us? Probably with the exact same conferences we'd have if you let me divide them by female hotness.  BOOM!  I kid.  But seriously... next season it should be truly random.

Next week I'll breakdown each conference and provide an overall power ranking.

Thursday, January 28, 2010

British people are odd.

I took this pic while walking down Green Street(Yes that one from the movie) In the dodgy end of London



Whatever.

Red Rocket Report: Rockets Start Fast, Blow Load Early, Go Limp, Split Double Header

Porn stars are talented. They have the ability to blow multiple loads without losing size, intensity, effectiveness or girth. If they did lose it after one load, imagine their embarrassment. Why do you think they make so much money? Not everyone can do what (or whom) they do. And we now know that everyone includes the Red Rockets.

It was a disappointing finish to a night that started with such promise. Maria had made some of her signature jello shots. The air was cool and crisp providing perfect kickball weather. Many Rockets had laced up their cleats and Chandler's t-back was riding up his ass perfectly (pictured right). I was especially turned on by this and believe the constant thought of his sweet ass distracted me. Thus, contributing to my poor defensive performance. That must be how he got the nickname "Honeybuns". I digress.

Things seemed okay in the first game. The Rockets applied their signature cherry flavored Anal Eaze (team sponsor), got lubed up and "squeezed" across a couple of runs early on. A bullshit call at third in the 2nd inning threw a wrench in what could have been a full on facial, but nonetheless the raging red boner patrol regrouped and made it rain to the tune of an 8-1 victory over "Blues On First," a team of retired and some "should be" retired Tampa police officers.

The pigs were simply over-matched in this one and the Rockets knew it. "Yeah, they didn't stand much of a chance," explained Ruben 'Rubs' Kajkowski. "They could have cuffed me before the game and it wouldn't have made much difference. Not like they haven't done it to me before. Hell, I've got a set of cuffs on my nightstand I use regularly."




"Looked like a damn doughnut connoisseur convention," added Sarah "SarahB" Brazier. "I mean are there any male cops out there that can actually see their dick without holding up their guts and looking in the mirror?? So damn frustrating! Guess I'll just stick to fantasizing about firemen and Ruben."










Twelve different Rockets got on base totaling 18 base hits. Eight different peeps drove in a run and eight different peeps scored. When the anal carnage was over, our hornball heroes had unloaded a perfect storm of fluids. This one wasn't as close as the final score showed. The attack was constant and if memory serves correctly, they left runners on base in every inning.

Final Tally

Red Rockets 8
Blues on 1st 1
Anal Eaze 39

So now it was time for the 2nd scene, err, game. The Rockets stayed loose and awaited the next challenger, the Blue Ballers. The temp started to drop, but the Rockets weren't going to use that as an excuse. Temporary insanity maybe, but not the cold.

The Rockets jumped out front again and held a comfortable lead of 6-2 in the 3rd. Then for whatever reason decided to stop playing defense. Several uncharacteristic errors later and the Rockets were clinging to a 6-5 lead going into the last inning. That's when physics of the universe seemed to take a turn and the Rockets confused the ball to be a live grenade. Every easy play was flubbed. People looked lost and scared. Chandler's thong started to give him a wedgie. And with 2 outs and the game tied, Mike Gorecki capped things off Bill Buckner style to close it out with a 7-6 loss. I know Mike's a good man, but I'm curious if he had some money down on the Blue Ballers straight up or still owed his bookie a "favor" after the SEC title game. Remember, Mike, Teebow is always watching us.



Several Rockets had good games. Kristen ran down a ball in right and made a nice catch. Andy had 3 hits. Chandler was 2-2 with 2 RBIs and Nate finished the night perfect with another 2-2 effort. But good efforts in losses are about as useful as the plot in a porno movie. This team is too capable to lose games that way.

Final Tally

Blue Ballers 7
Red Rockets 6
Anal Eaze 11

Other game/evening notes:




Rockets unveiled their version of the elusive "Ding Dong" made popular by the Alcoballics. This one is called "the Daywalker," which is awarded to the person with the top mishap of the night. Very fittingly, Mike Gorecki won it. I'm sure it will be the last time any of us ever see it again.







Maria made some tasty jello shots and had some nice bunts.

The sex word for the week is 'mud flaps.' Mud flaps is slang for when a girl is riding you and she farts causing your balls to shake like mud flaps. Feel free to tell that to all of your friends.




Nate won the "Donkey Punch" this week for his performance. He was a perfect 4-4 at the plate, scored twice and had the ball bounce off his head when he lost it in the lights. Congrats, Nate.









Chandler gave several Rockets pointers on how to properly "fist" a woman. It was quite educational. Nate was so excited about this new knowledge that he wanted to try it out on someone with the Donkey Punch. Looks like he may have found a winner. Please note that DPT is not responsible for how the award smells next week.











DPT received exclusive info from an anonymous source this week that Andy is a girl scout. Here's what we believe she looks like in uniform. She'll be running a special sale on cookies next week.













The Rockets need to start conserving sperm or at least learn to control their ejaculations so less comes out when they skeet. Maybe they should look into hiring a consultant like Lil John..........awww skeet, skeet!!



This week's "Brooke loves Yella's Karaoke Lyrics" are taken from the Fugees "Killing Me Softly."

Strumming my cooch with his fingers, (One time, one time)
Bouncing my chin with his balls, (Two times, two times)
Killing me softly with his schlong,
Killing me softly... with his schlong,
Biggest of my whole life...are his balls,
Killing me softly with his schlong


Next week's game is against "Where's My Pants?" I think we can all relate to this team. The toe hits the rubber at 7pm. Until then rock out with your red rocket out!

I Have A Crush On My Abortion Doctor

Pumuckl

When I saw this picture of Mike wearing this wig for the RRR (not sure what its called) It reminded me of a childhood character I knew from Germany.


This is the cartoon character that I thought of when seeing this picture. Just thought I would share. His name is Pumuckl.

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

How to Chill a Beer in 30 Seconds.

Thanks to the brilliant geeks at Popular Science we now have a way to chill a beer in 30 seconds!

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Give a Day, Get a Day

We've all been talking about volunteering in the coming season so I thought this was appropriate to share.

Disney has announced that they will give a free day pass to anyone who volunteers one hour of their time to a local school.

Check it out... It might be fun to get a few of us together and do this. Let me kow if you're interested.

Red Rockets Reloaded Double-Double Header tonight!

Toe hits the rubber at 7:00pm!

Red Rockets Reloaded


VS.

Blues on First




Followed by:

Red Rockets Reloaded


VS.

Blue Ballers

It's OK MJ....


Monday, January 25, 2010

Asian Grifter

Bayshore Division, Kickball's best





Gotta read the fine print

a now former teammate told all my rookie girls at Soul Glo Girls night that the first rule of kickball is "don't go home with Ruben." now if you wanna get some sleep, true but other than that game on. unless that is in the disclaimer fine print, this constitutes as a pre season cblock. which i hope most agree is unfair and very unsportsmanlike. NEW LAW - in season okay and funny, out of season, unfair.

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Selling my old HDTV!

If anyone is interested I'm selling my old school 50-inch rear projection HDTV. It does 1080i and 480p, but not 720p which is why I have to part with it since 90% of PS3 games use that resolution. Besides that limitation, it's a great TV for watching progressive scan DVDs and especially HD cable content.

It's a Toshiba 50h81, a picture of what it looks like and technical specs can be found here:

Only asking $150 for it since it's an older model, big and bulky, and not quite up to today's tech standards. Let me know if you're interested!

DPT Endorsements

Another kickball season is right around the corner. This means elections (or as Duc says: "erections") will be held at the captains meeting.  Below are DPT's official endorsements:

President - Brie


Brie has a wealth of experience and leadership in the Bayshore Division having served on the board one entire season.  While that might not seem like a lot of experience, consider this: every day she's forced to babysit Mike "Hand Towel" Gorecki. This makes her perfectly qualified to handle the drama of our league. Her campaign platform includes: increased league participation, buffalo dip, creative fund-raising, better communication and more Ruben vs. female fighting. Plus, if you don't vote for her she might ban you from the hot tub.

Vice-President - Knowlton (write-in candidate)


That's right... Davie McKnowlty still lives inside all of us. DPT wants to re-live the epic VP battle of Summer 2008 when Knowlty defeated Flo in a chug-off for the position. Historians will remember that Knowlty 1) didn't even want the job and 2) didn't do anything once the position was his. He was just being true to himself by squashing Flo's dreams in an Instant Classic. This makes him the best choice for the over-rated "Vice President" position (there is no difference between a board member and VP. I'm not even sure why this title exists).

Sheriff - Nate

As if there is another choice. Pound for pound, Nate is the best Sheriff in the country. He always shows up on time, he never misses a game, and his 5'1" stature makes him perfect for setting up the fields (60 feet per side = 60 Nate strides). Don't settle on anyone else for this position. Our league deserves the best!

Secretary of Balls - Alison

DPT has just learned this new position will be created for the upcoming season. The job requires excellent ball management, as well as vast knowledge of ball inflation to bounciness ratios. You can't have kickball without balls. Alison is the most qualified candidate.

Finally, don't forget to sign the petition to have the Flonettes change their name to "Pants on the Ground." One comment/signature per person. I'm not sure why their management isn't jumping all over a fresh, funny name that comes with a team chant.

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Attn: Soccer fans - US National Team vs. El Salvador - World Cup warmup



Hey guys, passing along this info from an email:

"Come out and root on the United States in this world cup warmup Men's Soccer Game!
Help support the national team and boost the US world cup bid for the next games. The better showing there is, the better chance the US and Tampa has of landing a future world cup game!

Date: Wednesday, Feb. 24th
Time: Tailgate starts at 4:30pm. Kickoff is at 7:00pm.
Where: Raymond James Stadium
Cost: $45 for TBCS members, $50 for non-members. This includes a sideline ticket and free beer and food at a pre-game tailgate. TBCS will also set up some soccer goals at the tailgate for a little friendly beforehand. No Ticketmaster fees which can be up to $8.00/ticket."

-- I checked out the ticketmaster site for regular pricing, and those same sideline seats are going for $36 each, plus the $8.00 Ticketmaster fee. So for a few more dollars you get the beer and food at the tailgate from TBCS.

If anyone is interested or wants to get a group together, here's a link to the sign up page:

https://www.tampabayclubsport.com/Info/Tournament/USsoccer.htm

Ok Go has the best videos ever!

OK Go - This Too Shall Pass from OK Go on Vimeo.

Online Petition

This is the official DPT petition to have the Flonettes change their name from the not-so-funny "I'd Kick That", to "Pants on the Ground."

Please "sign" in the comment section.




**Update** - Even the most un-funny man on television (Jimmy Fallon) decides to be clever for 2 minutes to make a plea for the name change...


Red Rocket Report: Red Rockets Start Slow, Then Shave the Bush....wackers Bald With a 7-1 Win!



It's been almost a year since this reporter had the pleasure of recapping a Red Rockets win. In relative terms, it's been a LOT of drinks, a job change, a new address, a few haircuts, couple booty calls from Chandler, two Bayshore Division seasons, and I can't even remember whom or how many people I might have dated in that stretch of time. Fast forward to today. All of that is in the past and as for the Red Rockets, the future is now! And the future probably needs to start wearing condoms. Just sayin'.

The Rockets shook off some rust and sprung back into action tuesday night with a slightly less than spectacular although yet convincing 7-1 win over the Bushwackers, a brand new team playing in their first game. It wasn't exactly the type of destructive anal flesh carnage we have seen in the past from our crotch bulging heroes in red, but it's important to note they were missing the services of Ruben "Rubs" Kajkowski and newcomer April "Tall" Williams. Those two will be returning next week.

The Rockets were stoked for their return, but just struggled to turn that constant erect young man excitement into runs, probably just like your junior prom. However, after pushing only 2 runs across the plate in the first two innings, the Rockets found some rhythm, applied some cherry flavored Anal Ease and went to town. They took advantage of a suspect Bushwacker defense that left their assholes open all night and "donkey punched" them bitches for 5 runs in the next two innings. After that, it was pretty much over like a bad marriage.

If you're curious what a donkey punch is, here's a demonstration by Griff and Cathy.

Step 1. Find a chick to Donkey Punch.















Step 2. Impact.













Step 3. Take it, bitch!





Step 4. Smile for the camera.











Finally, finish her off with a Donkey Punch. Everybody wins!





















Back to the game. The Wackers were tougher than expected and really took most of the shots to the chin (like Cathy did up above), across the face, down their neck and maybe a little on the cleavage. The Rockets had chance after chance to open things up and really hose down their opponent with a sticky facial, but just never got the explosion they were looking for. But the Rocket D was up to task all night and the Bushwackers never seriously threatened.





Some Rocket quotes from the evening explained it all. "Well it wasn't as exciting as some of the recent gang-bangs I've hosted this month," said Chandler "Cha Nom Nom" Brown, "but it was important to get that first win under our belts. We'll get the offense going... if not a couple of gerbils up the ass usually works."



Coach Griff added his two cents. "This is a good team," he said. "We'll get better after a couple of games when these peeps start having a lot more sex together. Because that's the key to playing solid kickball. Lots of regular sex in all kinds of positions. Being creative... unafraid.... it's all about discovery and exploration. It's natural. Mmmmmmm.....yeah, it's very natural. And then we'll start kicking some ass again." Well said, coach.

Other game/evening notes:


The Rockets introduced a weekly MVP trophy called "the Donkey Punch." The award goes to the player who best demonstrated the art of knocking our opponent unconscious while plowing them from behind. Speaking metaphorically of course. Rocket rookie Andy Eifert won the honors with a stellar debut scoring a run and making a nice catch.







Fellow rookie Chris "Thunder!!!" Moreno was 2-2 with 2 RBIs in his first game ever! And he also learned that Chicks really love a guy who can drive it home!









In his Rocket debut "Cha Nom Nom" pitched a nice game and narrowly missed a shutout. However he was 0-3 and twice popped out with runners in scoring position.

Nate Dogg was an uncharacteristic 0-3.







Some of the scariest and ugliest people I've ever seen (like this dude with 3 teeth that brings a puppet to the bar) live in Temple Terrace. He's single ladies.






Mike Gorecki took a shot to the balls before making the play at first unassisted. Brie reportedly "massaged" out any soreness.

Cathy's ass was slapped numerous times. And she really seemed to enjoy it every time.

Maria made some delicious pudding shots.

Sarah got a base hit and sang several songs at the bar.

Brooke defeated Chandler in the cutthroat flipcup finals. With 6 people still alive, the Rockets were the only team left at the table after all others were bounced. This just in, we're really good at flip cup.

Per Alicia, she now knows the foul out rules of kickball.

Brooke thinks my karaoke lyrics rule.

And either Sarah, Brooke or Maria owe me a beer for the one they knocked out of my hand on the dance floor.

The final tally:



Red Rockets 7
Bushwackers 1
Anal Ease 19







We're still awaiting the schedule to go live, but we know the toe will hit the rubber next week at either 7 or 8pm. Until then, rock out with your red rocket out!

PS. I wrote this entirely while just sitting in my boxers. Visual inserted. You're welcome.

New Post Editor

Blogger has a new post editor, which I have now enabled.  Supposedly it's easier to add pictures and whatnot. So... please report any problems you have with it.

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

TONIGHT @ 7:00 PM !!

Red Rockets Reloaded



VS.


Bushwackers

Monday, January 18, 2010

A-Team There Is No Plan B

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Looks like a good cast, but I'm not sure if it has enough action for an "A-Team" movie. It could be a disappointment.<

Friday, January 15, 2010

Florida Four Baseball Tourney - Tickets On Sale Today



Tickets are on sale today for the Florida Four Baseball Tourney. It's at Steinbrenner Field on Tuesday, March 2nd. Miami vs USF at 4pm. FSU vs UF at 7pm. Tickets range from $17 - 31 (not including ticketmaster fees). You can purchase tickets here.

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Rollo Discussing his RPG Team Speak Experiences

This is word for word what Rollo said:

"I had great ones where I would teleport huge dragons into roleplayers town meetings. Then I would turn invisible and just watch the dragons rape the people while I watched as they cursed me out not knowing I was right there. Great times --Rollo"

Great times indeed... Rollo, you're cooler than a 74 level Elf Healer!

Haiti...

PLAIN AND SIMPLE --> HAITI Needs Our HELP...

Hey guys,
As we all know Haiti was hit by a devastating 7.1 magnitude earthquake on Tuesday afternoon. Below is a website that we can all make donations to.
http://meppublishers.blogspot.com/2010/01/helping-haiti.html
Additionally, (more to come).. I am going to put together some packages here in TRINIDAD that can be donated through either UNESCO or YMCA. This is a big deal guys as being here in the Caribbean, Trinidad and Tobago could have been hit as well!!
Let's do our best to support our fellow Caribbean family.
If you would like to reach on how best to donate and if you have any questions --> 868.622.9028
Please pass this note on to anyone whom you think may be interested.

Thanks!


WE are trying to mobilize donations and every things counts. I can do a lot here in Trinidad, but I am also reaching out to my US friends. If you could put a box together of clothes, blankets, shoes, non-perishable food and drop off at ANY RED CROSS site, they will make sure it gets to HAITI.

If you need to reach me for any further information please do not hesitate.

My Trinidad number - 868.622.9028
My US Work Number (you can reach my at this number between 7am and 5pm weekdays) 813.206.3743 --> If I do not answer please leave a message!!!

How you can help
http://edition.cnn.com/SPECIALS/2007/impact/
How you can help:
• International Medical Corps
• Direct Relief International
• World Vision
• International Relief Teams
• Yéle Haiti
• American Red Cross
• Operation USA
• CARE
• Catholic Relief Services
• World Food Programme
• World Concern
• Save the Children
• UNICEF USA
• Mercy Corps
• Operation Blessing International
• Shelterbox
• Americares
• Operation USA
• Doctors Without Borders
• Medical Teams International
• The International Committee of the Red Cross
• The Salvation Army
• More ways to help victims of NATURAL DISASTERS


Thank you for reading this... I hope you all have an AMAZING day... :)

-Teneille

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Of course, what guy wouldn't want to engage in sexy conversation with a robot...who looked like a dude?

From the same local station that brought you breaking news about the Zonkey, ABC brings you the story of "Roxxxy," a new sex robot. For just $7,000-9,000, you too can strike up meaningful conversation with what is probably one of the ugliest things I've ever seen...Not to mention WTF is it wearing??





Oh my! World's first 'sex robot' unveiled

Reported by: Associated Press
Last Update: 2:05 pm


LAS VEGAS – A New Jersey company says it has developed "the world's first sex robot," a life-size rubber doll that's designed to engage the owner with conversation rather than lifelike movement.

At a demonstration at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas on Saturday, the dark-haired, negligee-clad robot said "I love holding hands with you" when it sensed that its creator touched its hand.

Another action, this one unprintable, elicited a different vocal response from Roxxxy the robot. The level of sophistication demonstrated was not beyond that of a child's talking toy, but Roxxxy has a lot more brains than that — there's a laptop connected to cables coming out of its back. It has touch sensors at strategic locations and can sense when it's being moved. But it can't move on its own, not even to turn its head or move its lips. The sound comes out of an internal loudspeaker.

Douglas Hines, founder of Lincoln Park, N.J.-based True Companion LLC, said Roxxxy can carry on simple conversations. The real aim, he said, is to make the doll someone the owner can talk to and relate to.

"Sex only goes so far — then you want to be able to talk to the person," Hines said.

The phrases that were demonstrated were prerecorded, but the robot will also be able to synthesize phrases out of prerecorded words and sounds, Hines said. The laptop will receive updates over the Internet to expand the robot's capabilities and vocabulary. Since Hines is a soccer fan, it can already discuss Manchester United, he said. It snores, too.

Owners will also be able to select different personalities for Roxxxy, from "Wild Wendy" to "Frigid Farrah," Hines said. He's charging somewhere from $7,000 to $9,000 for the robot, including the laptop, and expects to start shipping in a few months.

A Japanese company, Honey Dolls, makes life-size sex dolls that can play recorded sounds, but Roxxxy's sensors and speech capabilities appear to be more sophisticated. Hines' goals are certainly more far-reaching.

An engineer, Hines said he was inspired to create the robot after a friend died in the Sept. 11, 2001, terror attacks. That got him thinking about preserving his friend's personality, to give his children a chance to interact with him as they're growing up. Looking around for commercial applications for artificial personalities, he initially thought he might create a home health care aide for the elderly.

"But there was tremendous regulatory and bureaucratic paperwork to get through. We were stuck," Hines said. "So I looked at other markets."

The broader goal of the company is still to take artificial personalities into the mainstream, beyond sex toys, Hines said.

"The sex robot thing is marketing — it's really about making a companion," he said.

In a 2007 book, "Love and Sex with Robots," British chess player and artificial intelligence expert David Levy argues that robots will become significant sexual partners for humans, answering needs that other people are unable or unwilling to satisfy.

Need Saturday Night Plans?

Three Words: Journey Tribute Band



For those interested, Frontiers will be performing Saturday night at Push Lounge in St. Pete.

**UPDATE** I emailed the club to find out what the ticket price/admission would be for the concert.

Response: The concert is FREE. Begins at 9:30pm.

Best fails of 2009

Suits the musical

Monday, January 11, 2010

New Domain Name

DPT can now be found at:

www.donkeynoms.com

Please update your bookmarks.

In other site news... I'm finally going to try and finish a project we've been working on since the Flonette video was released. Look for something before the end of our next kickball season.

Lastly... it's almost campaign time. DPT will soon release its candidate picks, and you can bet your sweet ass Nate will be our choice for Sheriff.

Saturday, January 9, 2010

I'm on a Mac (I'm on a Boat spoof) ft. PC-Pain

Not sure if it is the nerd in me or what but I found this pretty funny.

Friday, January 8, 2010

Lightning vs Capitals Tue 1/12/10 @ 7:30



Some of us are going to the hockey game this coming Tuesday so just throwing it out there for anyone else who is interested. So far it is myself, Chuckers, Jared, Karen, and Knowlton who are committed. Tickets are around $10 on stub hub for the upper level but some were wanting lower level which were going for around $70 for this game. I personally would rather buy the cheap seats and just try to move up but I think some are a little more spoiled. If interested in going we need to know ASAP so we can get the tix together.

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Upcoming Season - Tourch Passing...

Greetings Kickballers, Lee Corso here. With the upcoming kickball season upon us, I'd like to remind everybody that Chris, Desmond, Kirk and I are only under contract for the fall seasons to be on the set of WAKA Gameday. For all my headgear fans, I will return in the fall. Now let me introduce you to a member of the upcoming WAKA Gameday Crew, you know him, you love him, Dick Vitale....
(Vitale) - Thank you Mr. Corso. First I'd like to say what a sensational job you did last season. I tuned in every week to Gameday to see your selections. For this season of kickball, the WAKA Gameday Crew will be Reece Davis, Digger Phelps, Jay Bilas and Myself. Each week we'll talk about the sport we all love, our national pastime. Baseball, are you kidding me? It's Kickball Baby!!!! There may even be special appearances by a very good friend of mine, The General Mr. Bob Knight. We look forward to covering the upcoming season with all the enthusiasm and positive energy. I've been reviewing tapes from the last couple seasons as I gather the list of my bayshore PTP'ers, Diaper Dandies, Alcatrazers, Marco Polo-ers & Strawberry Shortcakes. You'll learn my lingo as the season goes on. In honor of Mr. Corso, both Digger and I have some surprises in store for everyone for our final selection of each show. It's going to be awesome with a capital A! Baby!! Be on the lookout for the preseason VBDI Rankings. For all you newbies, that is the Vitale Bald Dome Index

My new favorite website... check it out and enjoy, I was literally laughing out loud.



The Oatmeal

...crickets...

...tumbleweed...

too quiet out there. nobody has anything to bitch about? or has 2010 magically brought all of your wants and desires?

Saturday, January 2, 2010

Found!

I was out in the yard playing with Pita this morning when a shiny pair of red shoes hanging out on the back of the boat caught my attention...



By the way, we still have that one random black guy's shoe that has yet to be claimed. Word on the street is that it may be Rollo's.

Friday, January 1, 2010

So...any thoughts on our KB trip this year...we still doing Key West or something different this time?

Now that it's 2010 and the next KB season is coming up soon...thought maybe we should think about throwing around ideas...