Friday, July 31, 2009
Thursday, July 30, 2009
WTF?? Rubs, Hess...we can't allow this!!
Can we get copyrighted or something?? There's only room for ONE ToeJammer-team-with-yellow-shirts-in-Tampa...
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Summer Tennis Series
I know the question that is on everyone's mind right now! Why did I drink that last liter at the Dub? Of course the second question would be will the Summer Tennis Series have another installment this week? Not sure of the answer to the first question but the answer to the second is definitely yes! We will once again be playing at the Riverfront Park courts at 7pm. Come out and hit a few balls around and watch Chandler whiff when trying to hit an overhand winner!
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
"Please, sir, I want some more soccer" - Oliver Twist
hey kids! there are a few peeps in my ear about playing soccer again. can we drum up a game this weekend??? two weeks in a row??? let the commenting begin!!!
Monday, July 27, 2009
Friday, July 24, 2009
Softball THIS Sunday!!
....OK since EVERYONE checks DPT at 4:59 on Friday’s before leaving the office, I’m hoping I catch enough people:
Date: Sunday
Time: 6:00 pm
Place: Gadsden Park ( 6901 S. MacDill Ave. )
Please bring any softball/baseball equipment you have. If we don’t have enough gloves we could use the “squishy ball” we used last time. It was pretty fun. We can always play “cut-throat” style with 3 small teams if we can’t get enough people for a full 9 vs. 9 game.
If the fields are not available we may have to relocate “on the fly”.
I know a lot of us are playing soccer in the morning, but I think we can handle a “double-header”…who couldn’t?!?
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Would you Skate down a Roller Coaster?
German daredevil Dirk Auer broke a world record by using in-line skates to race down a half-mile roller coaster in just over a minute.
The Fest 8 in Gainesville on October 30th-November 1st
I went to this the last 2 years and it kicked ass! If you don't like punk/indie/alternative music, don't even bother clicking the link....but if you do, it's on. Tickets are $60 for the whole weekend and I will be booking a room asap because they will fill up! Plan on taking Friday off if you want to come so we can get up there early, get checked in and start moshing!
http://www.thefestfl.com
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Summer Tennis Series
Once again, we will be playing tennis at the Riverfront Park courts on Thursday at 7pm. Who is playing this week?
Welcome Taylor Swift Porn Fans!
DPT continues to get a "surprisingly" large amount of traffic from Google visitors searching for hardcore pornography starring country music hottie Taylor Swift. It all started when April posted this video of a "hardcore" rap song featuring T-Pain. While the video link no longer exists at the YouTube location in the original post... its satire focused on Taylor's innocent image and mocked the fact that she is anything but a gangsta.
Anyway... I just wanted to say hi to all you dirty old men and 12 year old kids who were hoping she had made a sex tape. It's very unlikely one exists, but DPT promises to remain your one-stop source for Taylor Swift Hardcore Porn News! We're currently researching if she likes the poop sex.
Anyway... I just wanted to say hi to all you dirty old men and 12 year old kids who were hoping she had made a sex tape. It's very unlikely one exists, but DPT promises to remain your one-stop source for Taylor Swift Hardcore Porn News! We're currently researching if she likes the poop sex.
This does too...
I don't know what is funnier. The guy knocking two people out in like 5 seconds.
Or the fact that everyone else is just standing around acting like two people didn't just get knocked the fuck out.
Or the fact that everyone else is just standing around acting like two people didn't just get knocked the fuck out.
Minor League, Major Fun - Tampa Yankees
i have a list of twenty people so far. let's pick a saturday. august 1st, 8th, 22nd, and 29th are available. if we decide quickly, I'll book it and I can start collecting the money as early as this thursday at tennis if we pick august 1st.
Alcohol ($14 per person)
unlimted beer/wine/pepsi/water for 2 hours
own concession area
PLUS
Turn Two ($11.00 per person)
Party Includes: Fresh grilled hot dogs,
hamburgers and cheeseburgers, chips,
baked beans, Pepsi products, an exclusive
Tampa Yankees cap and reserved ticket to
the game.
TOTAL $25 dollars per person
Alcohol ($14 per person)
unlimted beer/wine/pepsi/water for 2 hours
own concession area
PLUS
Turn Two ($11.00 per person)
Party Includes: Fresh grilled hot dogs,
hamburgers and cheeseburgers, chips,
baked beans, Pepsi products, an exclusive
Tampa Yankees cap and reserved ticket to
the game.
TOTAL $25 dollars per person
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Budda Call
This is a little slow to begin & a little long (10mins) but funny!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbc1IKqosV4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbc1IKqosV4
Leif Nissen Scramble Results
The 2nd Annual Leif Nissen Scramble took place Sunday afternoon at the Eagles Golf Club, and initial reviews say it was a fun day of golf. Everything went smooth, and I was really happy with our participation. We had 40 players and a bunch of helpers all coming together to remember our friend and donate to charity... which raised a respectable $400+.
We also got really lucky with the weather. It started out pretty hot and muggy, but a few late showers brought a tiny bit of rain and some cool breeze. The course conditions were about as good as I could hope for, given all the rain lately.
So who won? The children. As in the kids who's lives we made brighter through our charitable donations which will provide a sense of safety and security in these difficult financial times.
Ok... but seriously. Here are the results:
- Flight 1 Champion (1st overall): ToeJammers (Griff, Dawson, Gomez and Scuba Steve) with a score of -6. Two playoff holes against my team couldn't yield a winner, so the scorecard was used starting with the #1 handicapped hole. I must say though... the playoff was very fun and very intense. The team won $40 in gift cards to Wings Gone Wild.
- Flight 2 Champion (4th overall): Alcoballics (Geoff, Duc, Mike G. and Reid). These guys hovered around even par all day... which was good enough to earn them a "Brew Keg" beer kit, as well as a $20 gift card to 220 E. Bistro.
- Flight 3 Champion (7th overall): TheBeerNuts (MJ, Nate, Todd and Paul). The best of the worst! The team took home a Becks mini-keg and 3 free games of bowling! The keg actually has a born on date of 04/08... so it must be 20%+ alcohol by now. Hopefully they'll post video of the team drinking such a finely aged beer.
- Long Drive: Shawn won this competition with a bomb down the fairway on 14. He got a single-day pass to Busch Gardens.
- Closest to Pin: Gomez showed his excellent short game by winning this contest on a hole with a very difficult back pin position. He also won a single-day pass to Busch Gardens. However, since he already has a season pass, he's looking for a lady friend to accompany him. Comment on this post to sign up!
As for the raffle, Drew won the Derrick Brooks autograph. Dawson won some juice, Brent got a XXL PAL shirt for being the largest guy, Michelle scrapped with Missy to win a PAL polo, Irish won a date with Nate, and Maria is getting a PAL hat with her name embroidered on it. Nobody claimed the bottle of ketchup.
I'd like to extend a huge THANK YOU to the following people: Heather, Alicia, Bull, Marla, Brie, April and Josh. They were a ton of help and definitely the reason such an unorganized event went smoothly.
We'll do it again next year! In the meantime... who's up for bowling?!?
Pictures -
We also got really lucky with the weather. It started out pretty hot and muggy, but a few late showers brought a tiny bit of rain and some cool breeze. The course conditions were about as good as I could hope for, given all the rain lately.
So who won? The children. As in the kids who's lives we made brighter through our charitable donations which will provide a sense of safety and security in these difficult financial times.
Ok... but seriously. Here are the results:
- Flight 1 Champion (1st overall): ToeJammers (Griff, Dawson, Gomez and Scuba Steve) with a score of -6. Two playoff holes against my team couldn't yield a winner, so the scorecard was used starting with the #1 handicapped hole. I must say though... the playoff was very fun and very intense. The team won $40 in gift cards to Wings Gone Wild.
- Flight 2 Champion (4th overall): Alcoballics (Geoff, Duc, Mike G. and Reid). These guys hovered around even par all day... which was good enough to earn them a "Brew Keg" beer kit, as well as a $20 gift card to 220 E. Bistro.
- Flight 3 Champion (7th overall): TheBeerNuts (MJ, Nate, Todd and Paul). The best of the worst! The team took home a Becks mini-keg and 3 free games of bowling! The keg actually has a born on date of 04/08... so it must be 20%+ alcohol by now. Hopefully they'll post video of the team drinking such a finely aged beer.
- Long Drive: Shawn won this competition with a bomb down the fairway on 14. He got a single-day pass to Busch Gardens.
- Closest to Pin: Gomez showed his excellent short game by winning this contest on a hole with a very difficult back pin position. He also won a single-day pass to Busch Gardens. However, since he already has a season pass, he's looking for a lady friend to accompany him. Comment on this post to sign up!
As for the raffle, Drew won the Derrick Brooks autograph. Dawson won some juice, Brent got a XXL PAL shirt for being the largest guy, Michelle scrapped with Missy to win a PAL polo, Irish won a date with Nate, and Maria is getting a PAL hat with her name embroidered on it. Nobody claimed the bottle of ketchup.
I'd like to extend a huge THANK YOU to the following people: Heather, Alicia, Bull, Marla, Brie, April and Josh. They were a ton of help and definitely the reason such an unorganized event went smoothly.
We'll do it again next year! In the meantime... who's up for bowling?!?
Pictures -
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Monday, July 20, 2009
I guess even elephants are into anal. Oh no, I guess he's just hungry....wait for it.....
WOW....disturbing but it's like a train wreck, you just have to watch!
July 26th...Anyone else going?
Just wanted to see if anyone else was going to Warped Tour '09. I am not afraid to mosh by myself but would love to have company. I haven't bought tickets yet and we wouldn't have to be there as soon as it opens. I know there is a lot going on Saturday the 25th so I am going a little later...as long as I don't miss LTJ!
Drunk people passed out in yoga positions…
Funny stuff! I'm sure some of us would have our own pics that would qualify. Maybe a new spin on "drunk pic of the week"…
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2nd Annual Leif Nissen Golf Scramble
We had a great time yesterday, and luckily the rain held off for the most part.
I took a ton of pictures, which hopefully will be posted soon, but here is the group picture we did after the raffle. Click it for a super large view.
(A few people left a little early and missed it, but we still have a large group.)
We raised over $400 for our charity from the raffle, jello shots, and donations. This will all go to PAL for the Christine Hodill / Leif Nissen Emergency Scholarship Fund.
Thanks to everyone who participated and helped out. We couldn’t have done it without you! Chandler should be posting more info with the results of the tourney soon.
I took a ton of pictures, which hopefully will be posted soon, but here is the group picture we did after the raffle. Click it for a super large view.
(A few people left a little early and missed it, but we still have a large group.)We raised over $400 for our charity from the raffle, jello shots, and donations. This will all go to PAL for the Christine Hodill / Leif Nissen Emergency Scholarship Fund.
Thanks to everyone who participated and helped out. We couldn’t have done it without you! Chandler should be posting more info with the results of the tourney soon.
Sunday, July 19, 2009
Friday, July 17, 2009
Robert Pattinson vs Daniel Radcliffe
this a bit long, 5 minutes of so but its pretty funny, especially the outtakes.
Who ya got?
Who is going to win this weekend at the golf tourney?
Who is going to suck?
Who is going to be hungover and late?
Will Geoff wear sleeves?
Will Michelle outdrive Rollo?
Is Family Guy Good Enough?
I have to admit I’ve only watched Family Guy a couple times, and I thought it was alright. I’m wondering is it really good enough to be nominated for an Emmy for Outstanding Comedy Series? Apparently it is, and I should watch more of it. 
The last animated series to be nominated was The Flintstones in 1961, and I believe it was the 1st one too. So, the nominations this year were:
30 Rock
Entourage
Family Guy
Flight of the Conchords
How I Met Your Mother
The Office
Weeds
There is the category of Outstanding Animated Program, which have included shows like Family Guy and The Simpsons.
But this is for Outstanding Comedy Series.
I don’t think it stands a chance against 30 Rock or How I Met Your Mother.
What do you guys think?
The last animated series to be nominated was The Flintstones in 1961, and I believe it was the 1st one too. So, the nominations this year were:
30 Rock
Entourage
Family Guy
Flight of the Conchords
How I Met Your Mother
The Office
Weeds
There is the category of Outstanding Animated Program, which have included shows like Family Guy and The Simpsons.
But this is for Outstanding Comedy Series.
I don’t think it stands a chance against 30 Rock or How I Met Your Mother.
What do you guys think?
Thursday, July 16, 2009
I'd SO still watch Sesame Street if it was like this...
...though I'm sure the violence rate among today's youth would climb just a bit. Still funny as hell though - especially if you're a Scorsese fan.
Sea L Dub Beach
Few of us are going to CLW Beach on Saturday morning around 11 am. Going to post up next to Frenchy's. We will have a few games out there, and will be setting up a tent and bringing some coolers with some delicious goodness in them. Maybe get a pickup volleyball game going. Lemme know if you want to come.
80s night at Brighthouse Field
Word up.
80s night at Brighthouse field tonight @ 7pm. Thirsty Thursday, 2 for 1 drinks, both liquor and beer, Cowhead from the Cowhead show will be there, and there will be a concert afterwards performed by "Geek Skwad", a new age 80's band. Berm seat tix prices are 4 bucks, but there are plenty of seats all over the park, including the bar area in left field. Parking is two dollars, unless you enter thru the buffalo wildwings entrance, or tell them you are not going to the game, then it's free. Game's over around 930, so it's a good pre-game "game" to enjoy before going out on the town. me and a few others will be out there, if you'd like to join us. The field is located at the intersection of 19 and Drew st. in Clearwater. 80's attire is optional. Oh almost forgot... first 500 customers get a free slap bracelet. Lemme know if you have any questions. They also do a promotion where you can buy tennis balls, for 1 dollar a piece, and at the end of the game try to throw one into a tire they have in the middle of the field. If you do you get whatever money is in the pot. Pretty fun.
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Summer Tennis Series
Well, we are going to try and resume the Summer Tennis Series on Thursday at 7pm at the Riverfront Park Tennis Courts just north of Cypress off of North Blvd. Hopefully mother nature will let us play this week. All are welcome to come play a few sets. Who's up for a game?
Slap Chop remix... "you'll love my nuts!"
Saw this vid on UnversalHD this evening, which was followed by the actual commercial....
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Havana Nights Casino Night 2009 this Saturday
Hey guys! I know Lisa G. sent an email out last week, but wanted to reach out to the rest of you about this event. It's an annual event that Business Buddies of Tampa hosts, with the proceeds going towards local programs that help people with intellectual disabilities in the Tampa Bay area. The event is held at the Tampa Bay History Center (next to the St. Pete Times Forum) and tickets include food and 3 drinks per person. I've copied the info below from their site. It's for a great cause and should be a really fun event (supposedly the last one was a blast!).
Business Buddies Tampa will host its 2nd Annual Havana Nights casino night on Saturday, July 18th at The Tampa Bay History Center.
Havana Nights will provide the opportunity to have a great time networking, win exciting prizes, and see firsthand what Best Buddies Tampa contributes to our community. Come and enjoy cocktails, lavish hors d’oeuvres, and gaming dollars for a variety of games, including Blackjack, Poker, Roulette and Craps. Prizes for top winners, live entertainment and special guests will top off this dazzling event.
Tickets are limited and can be purchased by going to www.havananightstampa.com $50 Single / $90 Pair. Ticket prices will increase the day of the event, if still available.
For information about beautiful Chill Lounge VIP Tables and bottle service, starting @ $500, please contact John @ 813-84.... All VIP Table Arrangements Provided by http://www.chillloungenight.com/
**All proceeds from this event go directly to support local Best Buddies programs in the Tampa Bay area.
For more information about Havana Nights visit
http://www.havananightstampa.com/
For more information about Business Buddies and the charity we support (Best Buddies Tampa), visit http://www.businessbuddiestampa.com
or
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=27676287576
Business Buddies Tampa will host its 2nd Annual Havana Nights casino night on Saturday, July 18th at The Tampa Bay History Center.
Havana Nights will provide the opportunity to have a great time networking, win exciting prizes, and see firsthand what Best Buddies Tampa contributes to our community. Come and enjoy cocktails, lavish hors d’oeuvres, and gaming dollars for a variety of games, including Blackjack, Poker, Roulette and Craps. Prizes for top winners, live entertainment and special guests will top off this dazzling event.
Tickets are limited and can be purchased by going to www.havananightstampa.com $50 Single / $90 Pair. Ticket prices will increase the day of the event, if still available.
For information about beautiful Chill Lounge VIP Tables and bottle service, starting @ $500, please contact John @ 813-84.... All VIP Table Arrangements Provided by http://www.chillloungenight.com/
**All proceeds from this event go directly to support local Best Buddies programs in the Tampa Bay area.
For more information about Havana Nights visit
http://www.havananightstampa.com/
For more information about Business Buddies and the charity we support (Best Buddies Tampa), visit http://www.businessbuddiestampa.com
or
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=27676287576
Monday, July 13, 2009
Homerun Derby Odds
You know I'll be rooting for Albert...
Here are the current odds to win the 2009 Home Run Derby
Adrian Gonzalez 5/1
Albert Pujols 2/1
Brandon Inge 10/1
Carlos Pena 6/1
Joe Mauer 8/1
Nelson Cruz 8/1
Prince Fielder 3/1
Ryan Howard 2.5/1
Here are the current odds to win the 2009 Home Run Derby
Adrian Gonzalez 5/1
Albert Pujols 2/1
Brandon Inge 10/1
Carlos Pena 6/1
Joe Mauer 8/1
Nelson Cruz 8/1
Prince Fielder 3/1
Ryan Howard 2.5/1
2009 Pier 60 ~ 5K Beach Series
Date & Time
Friday, July 24, 2009 @ 7:00 PM local time
Address
Pier 60 Pavilion
10 Pier 60 Dr
http://www.active.com/page/Event_Details.htm?event_id=1725116&assetId=0F7933AD-7CA2-4221-B0A6-9A61979AF040
Registration Closing Date
Wednesday, July 22, 2009 @ 9:00 PM
Brief Description
The out and back race course starts and finishes under Pier 60 on beautiful Clearwater Beach. (Yes, you do run on the sand.)
Race Night Registration
Registration opens at 5:45 pm on race night.
Weekly Awards
Top 3 Overall Male and Female awards as well as 3 deep in the following age groups:
10 & under, 11-12, 13-14, 15-19, 20-24, 25-29, 30-34, 35-39, 40-44, 45-49, 50-54, 55-59, 60-64, 65-69, 70-74 and 75 plus.
Series Awards
There are points awarded for each race. At the end of the series, the overall male and female will receive a grand prize (to be determined). Please refer to www.clearwaterbeachrun.com for details on how points are awarded.
Club Membership
WFYRC club members receive a discount on individual races without t-shirts.
If you wish to join the club to take advantage of the discount, please visit the club website at www.wfyrc.com
Parking Notice
Race night parking is available in the Pier 60 parking lot for a fee, or on the street or any of the other non-beach specific parking lots. These other locations have parking meters which are not in operation after 6:00 pm on Fridays.
Additional Information
There is also a Kids Fun Run at 6:45 pm. This is a free run for all participants, the first 100 kids finishing will receive a ribbon.
More Information
http://www.clearwaterbeachrun.com/
Friday, July 24, 2009 @ 7:00 PM local time
Address
Pier 60 Pavilion
10 Pier 60 Dr
http://www.active.com/page/Event_Details.htm?event_id=1725116&assetId=0F7933AD-7CA2-4221-B0A6-9A61979AF040
Registration Closing Date
Wednesday, July 22, 2009 @ 9:00 PM
Brief Description
The out and back race course starts and finishes under Pier 60 on beautiful Clearwater Beach. (Yes, you do run on the sand.)
Race Night Registration
Registration opens at 5:45 pm on race night.
Weekly Awards
Top 3 Overall Male and Female awards as well as 3 deep in the following age groups:
10 & under, 11-12, 13-14, 15-19, 20-24, 25-29, 30-34, 35-39, 40-44, 45-49, 50-54, 55-59, 60-64, 65-69, 70-74 and 75 plus.
Series Awards
There are points awarded for each race. At the end of the series, the overall male and female will receive a grand prize (to be determined). Please refer to www.clearwaterbeachrun.com for details on how points are awarded.
Club Membership
WFYRC club members receive a discount on individual races without t-shirts.
If you wish to join the club to take advantage of the discount, please visit the club website at www.wfyrc.com
Parking Notice
Race night parking is available in the Pier 60 parking lot for a fee, or on the street or any of the other non-beach specific parking lots. These other locations have parking meters which are not in operation after 6:00 pm on Fridays.
Additional Information
There is also a Kids Fun Run at 6:45 pm. This is a free run for all participants, the first 100 kids finishing will receive a ribbon.
More Information
http://www.clearwaterbeachrun.com/
Saturday, July 11, 2009
Perpetuum Jazzile - Africa
This is very cool! Enjoy!! This is an a-capella choir and they do all the music!
Friday, July 10, 2009
The Fastest Sport on grass.....
When I was "attempting" to play Softball the other day, I could not understand why I could not hit the ball as I used to play Hurling growing up in Ireland. People were like "what the F is Hurling?" (except Nate!). I think it was Nate who pointed out that striking a ball using a Bat is totally different than a Hurley (different swing totally).....he is right!
So I have posted the link below to give you guys a brief taste of what Hurling is all about. The major competition is 32 County teams playing in 4 groups, then the top two teams in each competing in a tourney for a place in the All-Ireland Final in late September every year in Craogh (Croke) Park, one of the biggest and most beautiful stadiums in Europe.
Keep in mind while watching the video below that these guys are not paid one cent for giving up their evenings and family time to play for their county, as they are amateur. They all have regular 9-5 jobs too!
I have two Hurley's and a Sliothar (ball) here with me too of anyone felt like having a puck-about any day!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luQ2Vxez2V4
So I have posted the link below to give you guys a brief taste of what Hurling is all about. The major competition is 32 County teams playing in 4 groups, then the top two teams in each competing in a tourney for a place in the All-Ireland Final in late September every year in Craogh (Croke) Park, one of the biggest and most beautiful stadiums in Europe.
Keep in mind while watching the video below that these guys are not paid one cent for giving up their evenings and family time to play for their county, as they are amateur. They all have regular 9-5 jobs too!
I have two Hurley's and a Sliothar (ball) here with me too of anyone felt like having a puck-about any day!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luQ2Vxez2V4
Volleyball & UFC 100 ~ Sat. 7/11/09
We're playing V-Ball again and ordering the UFC 100 Fight at my place this Saturday!
The fight starts at 10p ~ but we're getting started earlier with some Volleyball action, pool surfing/floating and lots of socializing. Maybe even some lake dipping. Meet us in the backyard around 3:00p and we'll get after it again. Or come later if ya just want to catch the fight.
Since we're on a tight budget, this gathering is BYOB, BYOFood (grill will be fired up) and BYOPjs if ya think you'll need to crash here.
Hope you can make it!
p.s. YB - yes, you can bring your slipnslide this time! :)
p.p.s (from Rollo) "no yapping vaginas allowed during the fight"
p.p.s (from Rollo) "no yapping vaginas allowed during the fight"
Toejammers and Friends...
Kim and Steve will be in town next week. Appearance at the Bungalow at 8pm next sat. See you there.
Thursday, July 9, 2009
5th Annual Jamey Schwartz Classic
Hey everybody!
A few years ago, I lost one of my bestfriends in a car accident. In his honor, a few friends and I have put together a golf tournament to raise money for a scholarship to be given each year in his name. August 8th will mark the 5th Annual Jamey Schwartz Classic to be held in Lakeland, FL.
Last year we netted over $14,000 and awarded a $2,250 scholarship to a deserving student. We have averaged over 100+ golfers each year and couldn't experience the success we have had in the past without the help of our friends and family.
We are looking for the following:
Sponsors
Donations (monetary, giveaways, prizes, silent auction items, etc.)
Participants
Volunteers
For more details regarding the tournament, you can visit our website at http://www.jameyschwartzclassic.com/. If you would like to help in any way or participate please let me know.
If you have any questions please feel free to contact me.
Thanks,
Duc
A few years ago, I lost one of my bestfriends in a car accident. In his honor, a few friends and I have put together a golf tournament to raise money for a scholarship to be given each year in his name. August 8th will mark the 5th Annual Jamey Schwartz Classic to be held in Lakeland, FL.
Last year we netted over $14,000 and awarded a $2,250 scholarship to a deserving student. We have averaged over 100+ golfers each year and couldn't experience the success we have had in the past without the help of our friends and family.
We are looking for the following:
Sponsors
Donations (monetary, giveaways, prizes, silent auction items, etc.)
Participants
Volunteers
For more details regarding the tournament, you can visit our website at http://www.jameyschwartzclassic.com/. If you would like to help in any way or participate please let me know.
If you have any questions please feel free to contact me.
Thanks,
Duc
Minor League, Major Fun - Tampa Yankees
i have a list of twenty people so far. let's pick a saturday. august 1st, 8th, 22nd, and 29th are available. if we decide quickly, I'll book it and I can start collecting the money as early as this thursday at tennis if we pick august 1st.
Alcohol ($14 per person)
unlimted beer/wine/pepsi/water for 2 hours
own concession area
PLUS
Turn Two ($11.00 per person)
Party Includes: Fresh grilled hot dogs,
hamburgers and cheeseburgers, chips,
baked beans, Pepsi products, an exclusive
Tampa Yankees cap and reserved ticket to
the game.
TOTAL $25 dollars per person
Alcohol ($14 per person)
unlimted beer/wine/pepsi/water for 2 hours
own concession area
PLUS
Turn Two ($11.00 per person)
Party Includes: Fresh grilled hot dogs,
hamburgers and cheeseburgers, chips,
baked beans, Pepsi products, an exclusive
Tampa Yankees cap and reserved ticket to
the game.
TOTAL $25 dollars per person
FUNNY funny
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule
This is really old but maybe some of you haven't seen it before...
This is really old but maybe some of you haven't seen it before...
Weekend Sports
I know we're doing V-ball Saturday afternoon, but what about basketball Saturday morning and tennis tonight? Anyone in?
*Edit by Chandler*
- Tennis will be tonight. 7pm at the courts on Boulevard (near UT, across from the projects).
This video gets funnier each time I watch it.
The video starts off a little slow but give it a minute and I do not think you will be disappointed. Then again I might just have a weird taste for comedy.
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
2nd Annual Leif Nissen Golf Scramble
The tournament is set. We will be playing on Sunday, July 19th at The Eagles.Here's what you need to do/know:
1) Cost is going to be $30 per person. Please give either myself or your team captain money ASAP. I'll be around at most of our weekly events... so show up to some of them with monies.
2) The tournament will be a shotgun start at 1pm. So make sure you arrive WELL BEFORE this tee time. We will all start and finish around the same time. It was important to get an afternoon starting time for all you drunk asses. So don't be late.
3) We're working on getting prizes. Regardless, there will be various "winners" on such things like "closest to pin" and "long drive" contests.4) We're playing a scramble. Official rules will be emailed out later.
5) We've decided to honor the memory our dear friend Lief by naming the tournament after him. He had a blast at the inaugural event last year, so hopefully we'll get some fundraiser opportunities in the works. Stay tuned for more info on this.
Pay your captains or get me $30 ASAP.
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Red Rocket Report: Weeks 5, 6 and Tourney
I apologize for the delay in getting this update, which I'm hopeful but realistically fearful will be the final Red Rocket Report. It's been one of my greatest pleasures to give you these recaps and such a wide collection of grossly obvious sexual references to describe the action. Should this be the final report, I would just like to say what an honor it was, along with such great people and athletes, to blow so many loads all over the fields and our opponents.
And now, without further due, here's your Red Rocket Report.
Almost two weeks ago the much anticipated "battle of the unbeatens" between those Tuesday night posers, "Where My Pitches At" and the kickball objects of your affection, "the Red Rockets." took place. This game had a lot to offer. Action. Drama. Alcohol. Men in skirts. Shaved nipples. Two 4-0 teams putting their perfect records on the line. It was hot. It was steamy. It was completely gender optional.
The Rockets brought out the big lumber for this one. And I don't mean baseball bats. I mean the big wood. This one got sticky and out of hand very early. The Rockets put on some cherry flavored Anal Eaze (team sponsor) during warmups and 'Where My Pitches At?' should have thanked them. Some solid pitching, defense, a busted kickball and another explosive first inning facial were way, way too much for the Pitches. It was pretty much grabbing ankles and screaming for mercy all night long for them, much like a night with Kickball Charlie. Not that I speak from experience.
Red Rockets 12
Where My Pitches At? 1
Anal Eaze 57
The Rockets seemed to be drained after blowing multiple loads all over the faces of a previously unbeaten team. Next up were the Booty Kickers, who brought their B game in the field and their A game in racial slurs, name calling and bitching. The Booty Bitchers had apparently got the memo that Rockets were unbeaten, enjoyed ass raping other kickball teams and that Rubs is black. This team bitched, moaned, complained, argued and dropped an "N-bomb" at Ruben.
On one occasion, Tony appeared to be throw out at home by their pitcher (the quality man who dropped the N-bomb), who proceeded to politely scream at Tony, "You're out, you fat fuck!" Much to his dismay, this fine young man (pictured left), who possibly missed a Klan rally to come to the game was wrong and proceded to throw a tantrum on the pitchers mound. 5 years of playing kickball. That was a first. After that wonderful display, the Booty Bitchers decided to continue to target their frustration on Rubs, who in case you didn't know isn't black, but he'll take it regardless. That's what he's there for and he pretty much excels at verbal confrontations. It takes a big man not to retaliate with derogatory comments of your own when a pussy is throwing racial slurs and comments at you. And since the Rockets don't have any big men (MJ and Nate are proof), they fired back a few of their own.
Somewhere in the middle of all of the fuss, racial slurs targeted at Rubs and toddler behavior by the Booty Bitcher's pitcher (that rhymes), the Rockets put together a couple of clutch kicks and built a 2 run lead. The Rubs would come in and close the deal. And just like that, the regular season was over. The Rockets finished a very ToeJammer-esque perfect 6-0. The team gathered at the bar to celebrate and wipe themselves off.
Red Rockets 4
Booty Bitchers 2
Anal Eaze 9
The following night was the much anticipated Kickball Society Tournament. The Rockets pulled "Kickin' and Screamin'" in the first round -- quite possibly the most appropriate name of any of the Rockets' opponents all year. It would not take long for them to live up to their name. Prior to the game the Rockets were carbing up and like true porn stars, going heavy on lean meats to try and replace all the protein lost from the night before. And in the first round of the tournament it worked. Name any player on the Red Rockets. Yep, they probably scored a run in this one. I don't see it in the videos or pictures, but I think I recall seeing a rape stand on the field at some point. Maybe the league had good
reason not to like us. Kickin' and Screamin' took the big lumber all 4 innings, finished the game 'Screamin' and Bleedin' and finished the season a perfect 0-7. Another game. Another opponent. Another round of first inning facials. Time to carb up again.Red Rockets 11
Screamin' and Bleedin' 0
Anal Eaze 65 (4 innings)
The 2nd round brought a rematch from the season opener and the Rockets first chance at some follow up booty. The Whiskey Sours had not forgotten the abusive 10-2 pounding they took from the Rockets 6 weeks ago and vowed for revenge or at least asked to have a drink bought for them first. Unfortunately for the Sours though the Rockets used up most of their Anal Eaze in the previous scene, er game. This one dragged on for a long time thanks the Sours pitcher throwing 3 balls to every kicker before throwing a strike. It was close for a while before the Rockets pulled away, pulled out and gave them a pearl necklace. Another game. Another first inning facial. Another frustrated opponent. We didn't even buy them that drink either.
Red Rockets 7
Whiskey Sours 3
Anal Eaze 11 (4 innings)
Now it was on to the semi finals. A matchup with some familiar faces and WAKA representation. This one was a total hater rally. By the 4th inning every player still there on other teams was very openly rooting against our butt humping heroes in red. Perhaps, we should have left more money on the nightstand at some point during the season. The Rockets pulled the lead early in the 2nd and led pretty much the entire game until the 5th. A couple of catch able balls were dropped to the turf by the lady Rockets. Somebody was very adamant at rejecting help to cover a spot in the infield, the ball was kicked right at them, boink, they drop it and the winning run scored. Season over just like that.
Blue Moon 4
Red Rockets 3
Dropped balls in the final inning 2
People playing wrong position 1
After the tourney, Irish put on a Riverdance clinic up at Whiskey North. He was off the chain as evident by these priceless pics below. The party was great and those Rockets that made it out had a great time and got back in the good graces of the league. It was a great fun season. Take care and rock out with your red rocket out!
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