Friday, September 28, 2012

This weeks pee picture

Two men in a porta potty.

Thursday, September 27, 2012

Get your math right, Chandler

The OC took a little grief last week from a certain power rankings writer, whom I will only name in the title of this post, for only three of us showing up to the bar in week 1.


 Hmmm.... This picture I have seems to think otherwise.


That's four more folks than you seemed to think, guy, replete with photobombs by Litman and Yella.

In your face, dickhole.

Expect a letter from our lawyers regarding the OC's case against this blog for libel.  However, I'd like to not tie up our precious legal resources and instead settle out of court, so here are some simple terms we propose to prevent a lengthy court battle:
  1. Gator blue will, after this season, belong to the OC (a team that wins deserves that color)
  2. A certain former Liger captain, who probably needs to buy a new visor, will receive a hair cut and be Just for Men'd, to get rid of the aged, gray look he has going on, by the bum at the 275 on ramp.  This will be video taped for everyone's viewing pleasure.
I expect to hear your response before next week's games.

Gangnam Style ~ Captain Fear & Tampa Bay Buccaneers Cheerleaders


Thought you all would like this one. Happy Thursday!

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Picks - Week 3

Let's try this again... CLOSED

Get your picks in and keep that awesome commentary coming!

Forgot to force an upset this week. Pick one of these teams:
Sit on my Base
Alcoballics
Moundpounders
Pitches be Crazy
Jacked Up

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Meanwhile, at the Playground...

Justin attempts speed-dating.


Friday, September 21, 2012

tinkle

Fuck your trash can YOA

Your teams e-mail thread

Can I please get a report from someone on every team on how many emails were in your thread from yesterday? One person on our team was 'giving us shit' (not in a bad way) about how many emails Chandler and I sent back and forth with the reply all....I need to know if we are above or below average. Thanks.

Litman

God Hates Kickball

Seriously. He attempted to flood the fields early in the week. Then he turned his attention to ruining other leagues playing last night. And out of the corner of His eye, he noticed we were defiantly playing in the mud. So God started throwing lightning bolts at us. What a dick.

Who wants to make-up these games on a Monday or Tuesday, so we don't have to push the tournament past Thanksgiving?

**Update**
Did anyone else notice how "Fat Kid" was whining like a little bitch yesterday... how we shouldn't play in the mud because the ToeJammers are old and fragile and he doesn't want people to get hurt... yet he's totally signed up for "Savage Race" (a Tough Mudder rip-off)? I'm on to you, Fat Kid.

Thursday, September 20, 2012

Don't you people work? How do you get your picks in by 4pm?

Chandler, its so dumb you keep closing the commentary box for the picks. Last week, you didn't even tell people who won picks until Monday! Thats 4 days after your 4pm pick closing! Once again you fail at being a decent commishioner. Coup de Tat!

On to my picks-

Shockers- Damn, I forgot this "new" team starts off each season by winning a few games then their ego's inflate and it all comes crashing down by week 6. So I'll ride the shocker train for now,

Ballics- I have alot of heat with you people picking on me and my ballic team! Cant wait to have my team prove you al wrong (again) and win this win. Ballic 4 Life.

SuperBad- Were they really hyping fun last week? I find this hard to believe as I remember the blow up between CJ and his ex last season. GKB loves drama so enough of trying to be a fun team, be dicks! Have the Jammers give you some pointers

SOMB- Dont have heat with you ppl (yet). Go win me this game and hopefully I'll collect some drinks if (not when) I return.

Ligers- Upset Pick. Only because Chandler has to force ppl to pick his team. Wonder if his team really is ok with him kicking forst EVERY week. Selfish player. And smooty, why do you continue to cut off you shirt sleeves? Its not a tank top man. And if your trying to impress girls with those arms, lets hope she doesn't ask to see your abs.

Jammers- Ya I heard about you taking advantage of the no mercy rule. Making up for your "shortcomings" in other areas?

Hope you all get to play tonight. What? You wanted to know how my kickball game was last night up here in ATL? We won 5-1. And I played Captain duties as the assigned team captain was out and mustve heard from the interwebs to put her trust with an experienced vet like me.

GorecLate Out.

Field Update

As of 2:30pm, here's an update:

The fields were mowed (for the most part).

Field 1 is "playable." The further in the outfield you go, the muddier it is.

Field 2 has standing water in right field, and the rest of it is muddy (worse than last week). Any games played on Field 2 will be a shit-show. Teams affected include:

Alcoballics
Off Constantly
Jacked Up
Sit on My Base
ToeJammers
Moundpounders

There has not been any word from the league if we're still playing, but DPT is curious as to what you active readers (and lurkers) think. Play in the mud? Go straight to the bar? Make your voice heard!

Or don't. Whatever.

4:23pm update - games are still on, mud and all (people who are afraid don't have to show up. you've been warned)

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Picks - Week 2

Picks are closed.

Get them in by 4pm on Thursday.

**EDIT**

This week you must pick at least one of these teams:
Beer Nuts
Ligers
Moundpounders

Monday, September 17, 2012

Power Rankings - Week 2


Picks Week 1 - Results

With the "upset" win by Sit on My Base, Smatt and Nate (-1) each get a drink from Smithkey (-4).

Good job.

Friday, September 14, 2012

Growlers forget how to play kickball but get bargaining chip

Welp, yesterday sucked. I'm not exactly sure what happened. It was all a blur that ended in a 9-2 routing by the Shockers. We couldn't kick, we certainly couldn't make any defensive plays - it was like it was our first game of kickball. Yikes!

The only redeeming factor of the night is we now have a ransom for our precious trophy.

I originally asked the Sit on My Base pitcher, Anthony, to borrow their Tailgater block rocker purely with good intentions. Robes was out of town and we needed some music to pump us up during the game! The Summer trophy was the farthest thing from our minds until Tony, the ref for our game, asks me (after it was 8-0 through 3 innings) "So you guys are the Summer Champs?" half snidely, half genuinely wondering how it could be possible that this team won last season. Before that, we couldn't have cared less about the trophy. After all, we have a few more at home and were expecting more to come. But after yesterday's performance there are doubts if we will even win a game this season, let alone an entire tournament! So we would like to offer the Blue Barracudas/SitonMyBasers their nice, new Tailgater (as seen below) in return for our Summer Trophy. Suckaaaasssssss





Ligers Lie in the Bed They Made; Proceed to Shit in It.

"Ligers started off with a few great games last year and then we shit the bed....I think we start off shitting the bed this year." -Litman

The man is a prophet.

After taking an early 7-3 lead over Off Constantly, the Ligers loaded the bases with zero outs. Two kicks later the inning was over with no runs scored.

"The Rays did this exact same thing the other night, and then blew their lead. We're done! We might as well forfeit and go to the bar." -Litman (before the next inning).

Again... fucking Nostradamus.

Thanks to two defensive errors by Chandler, one awkward brain-fart by Souder, a couple of excruciating plays by Johnny, and a few more base-running errors... the Ligers lost 8-7. Typical. But the game was fun, and I really hate to say this... but Off Constantly was kinda nice.

Beardface didn't lose his temper during the few close calls that went against them. None of their girls tried to trip anyone or condemn Rollo's soul to Hell. And even when it looked like they were going to lose, they kept their sorrow on the inside.

Part of this might be due to us having a great ref (E-Flo) who everyone knows and most people respect. I think the player-ref thing is going to work out great this season.

As for the field... we were on mud-pile field 2... after two games had already played. And know what? Both teams bobbled a few balls that normally would have been caught clean, but the game was fine. Kickball was played, beers were drank, Jacked Up girls were checked out.

Welcome back.

Let's set a World Record...



Before Sunday's game against the Washington Redskins, the St. Louis Rams will hand out fake Jeff Fisher mustaches to fans in an attempt to break a Guinness World Record.

The St. Louis Post Dispatch reports the team has filed paperwork with Guinness in order to best the world record of 227 people wearing fake mustaches at the same time. Given that it's the season opener and Robert Griffin III will be in town, St. Louis, the 31st-ranked team in NFL attendance last season, will theoretically have enough fans in attendance to break the mark.

...227 people wearing fake mustaches...we could have broken that in week 2 of kickball. Their has to be some World Record we can break during a kickball game...and I'm not talking most errors in a game, Bad News Beer Nuts did that last night...thoughts? suggestions?

Thursday, September 13, 2012

BREAKING NEWS!

This just in, literally 30 seconds ago.

"Little's Giants" has officially changed their name to:




Jose and the Moundpounders






Our minds are blown.

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Picks - Week 2

Picks are now open, again. Feel free to make picks, or change your selections.

Great commentary last week, and then God pissed on us. So let's give this weeks' matchups a go!


Friday, September 7, 2012

Schedule Updated

The schedule (on this blog) has been updated to reflect our SECOND rainout. All games, including the tournament, have been shifted one week.

Which means when we get rained out a third time, we'll be finishing the season after Thanksgiving.

Christmas party!!

Thursday, September 6, 2012

Commish.. Open Picks Back Up. No? Fine read my commentary here then...

Hello From Georgia! Yes, I feel inclined to make picks this season so I can collect beers from you all when I return. So here are my picks and commentary..

Superbad- Has anyone else noticed that since Frank has gotton married AND is gonna be a daddy that he NEVER posts on here or shout box anymore? DPT ad GKB must not know what to do with themselves. Probably why Johnny started this whole "Ask to Commish". We miss u frank! I cant wait to hear how "random" the lineup is tonight.

PBC- Deeks. Its been so long since we've last talked on the fields I can't remember if we r cool or hate each other. Eh, I'm up in Georgia, whatcha gonna do. F you and your entire team. But win tonight so I can collect drinks.

Jammers- Griff, F U saying the ballics will implode. In all kinds of weather we all... you get the point. I miss my team and just know with EFLO running the show, all will be fine. If not, he'll just buy his team AND the opposing team shots at the bar.

Ballics- EFlo be sure to teach the newbies how to "put em up, put em down one time". And Nate- U picked the ballics? Without me on the team? Not sure how to take that.

Growlers- Who is the Smooty guy? Somebody ask him to make an immitation voice that we all remember from our childhood. again who is smooty?

OC- JW, think you'll be forced to buy 2 seats on the airplane on ur way to Texas tomm? And Chandler have u figured out why ppl keep leaving ur team? Maybe cause they feel u only add them to fulfill the required roster spots. Wonder if they've been forewarned how u like to fun around the infield and play every position.

Ahhh GorecHates Back! And I feel good!

Have fun tonight bitches. I got my kickball fix up here last night. Yes I joined the "Sloppy Gators" Kickball League on a WEDNESDAY night. It felt weird going to the bar, doing shots, then waking up realizing its only Thursday! Not sure I can get used to this. Anyways we are 0-1 and I have a feeling we might get fewer wins than the bucs this season.

GorecHate Out

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

DO it for the KIDS!!!!

Hey guys,
There are a few of us ladies who play KB that are part of the Junior League of Tampa Bay...
If you shop at Sweetbay, or your thinking about it.. DO IT.... Your gonna be able to help us feed some kids...

Also, if you happen to have some of those good ole Sweetbay receipts lying around or you haven't cleaned out your murse, Vermille and I are collecting receipts as part of an internal JLT raffle that we are having and you may be able to help us win!!!

All in all, this is for an unbelievable cause and we would love any help you guys can give us!!!
Find us in our Alcoballic RED shirts tomorrow at the field or at Yard of Ale after...
If you don't know who we are, don't ask Chandler.... lol

Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Lady Bic - Part deux

Seriously... I found this in my office... hahaha... One of the girls bought the pen


Monday, September 3, 2012

Sweet, week 3 of kickball and the Ligers are still undefeated.

GOOOOOOOOOD Morning DPT.
Well, seriously, it’s going to be good to start the season off finally, now that the convention is finally over.  I thought we could’ve continued on, littlest be known that our own Commissioner Johnny had previous RNC commitments and had to leave GOKB behind for a week.
 

 
I thought Chandler could pick up the slack and take over for week 2, but apparently he too was preoccupied with getting his message to the masses in coordinating street protests.

 And I too was glad I didn’t have to be distracted by kickball so I could focus my attention on national politics, and the convention was riveting, with Clint Eastwood delivering a stellar performance that kept me glued to my chair & inspiring me to plan out my new “GOP” tattoo.  Another highlight was N.J. Gov. Christie speech, although it seemed to end abruptly when he saw Obama eating ice-cream and decided he should take his share back for the 1%’s.  He inhaled Obama with the Ice-Cream, which later turned out to be Urkel.

 & who says that there was no ethnic diversity at the RNC…. This picture proves otherwise….

 
…Oh, and if you’re of the many that have already unsubscribed from Teneille’s facebook status updates, she DID make it to PCI over the weekend.  I think that does it for the Week 2 recap.