Thursday, September 27, 2012

Get your math right, Chandler

The OC took a little grief last week from a certain power rankings writer, whom I will only name in the title of this post, for only three of us showing up to the bar in week 1.


 Hmmm.... This picture I have seems to think otherwise.


That's four more folks than you seemed to think, guy, replete with photobombs by Litman and Yella.

In your face, dickhole.

Expect a letter from our lawyers regarding the OC's case against this blog for libel.  However, I'd like to not tie up our precious legal resources and instead settle out of court, so here are some simple terms we propose to prevent a lengthy court battle:
  1. Gator blue will, after this season, belong to the OC (a team that wins deserves that color)
  2. A certain former Liger captain, who probably needs to buy a new visor, will receive a hair cut and be Just for Men'd, to get rid of the aged, gray look he has going on, by the bum at the 275 on ramp.  This will be video taped for everyone's viewing pleasure.
I expect to hear your response before next week's games.

12 comments:

Chandler said...

Liger Blue is more like "University of Kentucky Blue"

In 1882, the official colors of the university, royal blue and white, were adopted

And we all know they're losers. So looks like we have to keep the color for another 14+ seasons (this is the Liger's 14th season and 12th wearing the blue).

Litman said...

well at least 3/4 of my face made it in.

E-FLO said...

Those terms seem reasonable...

Josh H. said...

There should be a montage of all the Yella photobombs over the years.

Smithkey said...

check this out josh
http://hereslurkingatyou.blogspot.com/

Maria said...

JW, go back to Waka and cry you aren't getting OUR color.

Nate Dawg said...

Were any of you at the bar last night? Didnt see any OC'ers after their heartbreaking defeat to Jacked Up.

J.W. said...

No, we ventured on over to the DI. My wastedness and a long day here at work required me to be closer to home. I vote for making the fountain bar our new league bar. DI4LIFE

Nate Dawg said...

Haha I hear ya...I dont see a DI bar becoming our sponsor bar though. I only like YOA bc it is walking distance from where we live.

Jess said...

Wait..Jacked up beat OC??!?

J.W. said...

Yep. OC has entered the loss column. Congrats to JU on the victory. Well earned.

Nate Dawg said...

JU made a few ridiculous plays on defense and OC left quite a few runners on base. That was the difference.