Monday, June 29, 2009

The Douchebag Anthem

It seems like douchebag has become a word our group likes to use a lot.
That being the case; here's the douchebag anthem.

Powerade deal

i though this worth a mention. i stopped into a Publix today and randomly discover a pretty good deal on Powerade, 10 for 10. It turned out to be a much better deal since they were the 32 oz units. Also if you buy the 10, you get 5 more 32 oz units for free, so that 15 32 oz powerades for 10 buck, pretty good. I go to check out and the cashier pulls out an additional 75 cents off for every 2 32 oz units you purchase. So i bought 15, 32 oz Powerades for $6.55. Techically i could recieved another 75 cents off but the cahier only had 6 coupons left of that variety. Pretty good deal considering all the sports we have been playing and any additional working you may do on your own. Just thought i would share because i know one soccer sunday i bought 2 Powerades and a Figi water and spent about 5 bucks. You're welcome!

No more stadium beer

Has everyone else noticed how bad your hangover is the day after you drink from the kegs at large events? Tired of paying $8 for a 20 oz. Budweiser? Well here is the solution. This bad boy costs $35 + shipping, and can hold up to 80 oz.

http://www.thebeerbelly.com/

There I Fixed It

http://thereifixedit.com/

There are some hilarious examples that were submitted!

(there, I fixed your link)

Volleyball

This Friday... anyone want to play? 11:30am. We'll grill some shit too.

Comment "yes" and any suggestions of courts. Caddy's is going to be packed so I'd like to not even waste our time with an attempt there.

Oh... and don't forget Tampa Yankees game that night if anyone is interested. There are some pretty good deals that night. Read up on it here.

Another step in the right direction!!

The body responsible for overseeing decommissioning in Northern Ireland has confirmed that the Ulster Volunteer Force and the Red Hand Commando have disposed of their weapons.

In a statement, the Independent lnternational Commission on Decommissioning, headed by General John de Chastelain, said it had witnessed a 'major decommissioning event'.

On Saturday, both groups indicated that their weapons and explosives were 'totally and irreversibly beyond use'.

The other main loyalist paramilitary group, the UDA, has yet to complete the process.
US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has welcomed the move, describing it as a 'courageous step'.

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Saturday, June 27, 2009

Free Beats♠

Friday, June 26, 2009

Dear Jared...

Courtesy of Bull... you need to do this. Either for Halloween or next time we go to the beach.

Is World of Warcraft really that awesome?

Sorry - it posted without the video earlier...I wasn't just asking the question because i couldn't give a rats ass about WOW. Just thought this was funny... Round 2!

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Soccer on Sunday

Here is the email I sent out to everyone in my Gmail "Soccer" Group

To All,

I know some people are partying with the JV Squad in Ginnie this weekend.

But for those that are sticking around we are still planning on doing soccer. The last 2 sessions have had a great turnout 10v10 or more and it would be great to keep that up.

Where: UT Practice field.
When: 11:30am

Forward this on to whomever you would like to. All are welcome.

Michael Jackson Shockingly Dies Today :(


Posted Jun 25th 2009 5:20PM by TMZ Staff


We've just learned Michael Jackson has died. He was 50. Michael suffered a cardiac arrest earlier this afternoon and paramedics were unable to revive him. We're told when paramedics arrived Jackson had no pulse and they never got a pulse back.
Farrah Fawcett also passed today. God bless their families. It's a crazy day.

July 10th people...this would be a fun movie night!

For those of you who AREN'T going to ginnie springs this weekend...

I got a 6 pack of lawn tickets for the lynryd skynyrd/ kid rock tickets and have a few extra. Concert is on Saturday evening at the ford amp. I got a deal by purchasing 6 so tickets are only $30 each. So let me know if you're interested in going as I should have 2-3 extra.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Charity Cornhole Tournament at Crabby Bills!

Krewe of Brigadoon Charity Cornhole Tournament
Cornhole for charity!
Host: Bayshore Events, Inc.
Type: Causes - Fundraiser
Network: Global
Date: Saturday, July 11, 2009
Time: 11:00am - 6:00pm
Location: Crabby Bills - Rocky Point
Street: 7700 W. Courtney Campbell Cswy
City/Town: Tampa, FL

Email: BrigadoonCornhole@tampabay.rr.com

Description: Krewe of Brigadoon Charity Cornhole Tournament!!
> Event sponsored and organized by Krewe of Brigadoon, a 501c7 organization.

When: Saturday July 11th
Where: Crabby Bills - Rocky Point (Radisson Bay Harbor Hotel) 7700 W. Courtney Campbell Cswy Tampa, FL 33607

Time: 11:00 AM Registration -- 12:00 Tournament starts

Cash Prizes! $300 First prize, $100 Second prize, “Money Back” Third prize plus other prizes and freebies from our corporate sponsors.

Cost: $60 per team of two. Teams are guaranteed to play three games.

*** Sign up today by emailing: BrigadoonCornhole@tampabay.rr.com

Pre-paying by July 7th ensures your spot in the tournament.

Crabby Bills will have drink specials including $5 Pitchers, 5 for $15 buckets and shot specials.

All proceeds benefit the Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation of Tampa Bay. We hope to raise BIG funds for them!

Sponsors so far include: Krewe of Brigadoon, Crabby Bills, SOHOTampa.com, Metromix.com, Custom Corn Toss

For those of you staying in town July 4th weekend....



..how about playing a softball game??

This would be a one-time event, but if there is a good response/turn-out, maybe it could eventually find it's way into a rotation.

Date: thinking July 5th (Sunday evening)

Location: Palma Ceia Little League fields (4502 S. Himes Ave.) or Gadsen Park (6901 S. McDill Ave.)

How about it guys (and ladies)??

Tennis Anyone


Who is up for some tennis on Thursday. I know a few of us are going camping the next day but it will still be good times. Probably better to just start at the Riverfront Park courts this time as the UT courts were being used last time and parking was an issue. Start time is 7:30 but if you want to play earlier, just put it in the comments as I could play anytime after 5pm and others might be able to as well.

Can't get enough

I just can't stop reading Texts From Last Night. This is a comedic goldmine.

(850): I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."

&

(419): Want to have sex later?
(614): This feels like a trap

Monday, June 22, 2009

The Trunk Monkey - this could be handy!

Suck a bag of dicks

You Might be Taliban If..............

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't
afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your
clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.

10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

Transformers 2

Transformers 2 comes out Wednesday and I was wondering if anyone wanted to go and see it at the IMAX in channelside either Wednesday or Thursday before Ginnie Springs.


Sunday, June 21, 2009

Saturday, June 20, 2009

If a cop ever says

OC Spray or taser? You answer Taser....


Holy freaking hell did the OC spray kick my butt!!

Shot of the Day

Brought to you by MJ
Great Shot

Friday, June 19, 2009

New Season Starts Soon!

Just wanted to let you guys know that the new season will start on August 20th. Registration will open soon so get you're teams together!

Any teams that aren't signing up again?

OooOOooo! I can't wait!

Hey Nate...

sup?

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Don't start no shit....


won't be no shit!!! Crazy ass monkey, always fight to much!!!


Poker Night This Friday

Here is the link to the Evite.

Post in the comments if you can bring chips or tables. Thanks

Forward it on to whomever.

If your bellybutton is an integral component of a tattoo................you might be a redneck.


The Stigma of Swine Flu‏......


Holy hell, I am almost as excited about this as the new Ghostbusters movie! Yeah I'm an 80's dork!

Chace Crawford to Star in 'Footloose' Remake

LOS ANGELES — Chace Crawford is stepping into the starring role in the remake of "Footloose." The "Gossip Girl" actor will reprise the role that made Kevin Bacon a heartthrob back in 1984. Paramount Pictures said Tuesday that Crawford will star as Ren McCormack, the bad boy in a small town who brings everyone together with his daring moves.

Rays Game

I have friend coming into town who is a Marlin's fan next weekend to watch the game. We looked it up, and it happens to be 80's night on Saturday the 27th, with a concert by Pat Benetar afterwards, which I think would be a blast. If anyone isn't going to Ginnie Springs and wants to go, I'm going to buy the tickets this Saturday (20th) for the game. If you would like to come and sit with us, just post, and I can collect for the tickets at the game. I haven't even looked it up, but I'm sure they are around $15 or something.

Click here!

Tennis/Basketball this week?

Anyone playing?

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Mike Tyson's New GF?

I SEE STARS!!!

Texts from last night

So far I've read 35 pages of this, and I can't stop laughing.

www.textsfromlastnight.com

Taylor Swift...hardcore (rap, not porn)

I'd like to see a rap battle between her and Natalie Portman...

The UroClub, plenty of time to order before the scramble

How many times has this happened? You’re playing 18 holes with your best buddies, drinking sport-“ades”, water, beer, etc. You’re coming up to the 3rd hole with no rest room in sight. There are no trees or bushes around and you just have to go, what are you going to do?

It’s only the 3rd hole, but you’ve drank too much and now you have to use the bathroom…very badly! In the old fashioned days, you’d have to put the The UroClub game on pause and run to the little boy’s room. Not anymore my friends, because with the UroClub, you can take a whiz right on the course without interrupting the game! Think it’s gross? Well, it totally isn’t…because it is completely leak-proof, easy to clean, and magnificently sanitary. And the best part is, it holds over half a liter of liquid…which means it is large enough for both you AND a friend to safely eliminate your bladder during the course of a golf game - so convenient!

The UroClub™ is the discrete, sanitary way for your urgent relief. Created by a Board Certified Urologist, it looks like an ordinary golf club, but contains a reservoir built into the grip to relieve yourself. The UroClub™ is leak proof, easy to clean and no more embarrassing moments.



Step 1:
Unscrew the UroClub’s triple seal, leak proof cap.




Step 2:
Clip the privacy towel to the UroClub and your belt or waist band.



Step 3:
Discreetly pee till you’re on empty and then get back into the game like nothing ever happened!


http://www.random-good-stuff.com/go/TheUroClub

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Going to mass order these if anyone wants one

What Site Does Yella(Red) Really Endorse???

No you're not gunna get Rick Roll'd...
click

Who Wants to be a Millionaire?


Just like Jamal, you too can be the next slumdog millionaire. Contestant auditions will be held in Downtown Tampa on Friday, June 19 from 7:00 – 11:00 am at the St. Pete Times Forum (401 Channelside Drive, Tampa, FL 33602). Plan on getting there very early if you want a shot at trying out.

This is not allowed at Ginnie next weekend...


A Florida boy attending Boy Scout camp was forced to drink urine after he was accused of using a racial slur, according to police. The boy, 12, was accosted Friday by 4 attackers who pushed him to the ground and placed duct tape over his mouth. According to the below Putnam County Sheriff's Office report, the child told cops that he was "blamed for calling a black boy a nigger," which the boy denied. The attack, which occurred at Camp Shands in Hawthorne, resulted in the arrest of three minors and Joseph Reid, a 21-year-old volunteer.

The victim told investigators that he was lured into the woods. The child's attackers said that "they were going to teach him a lesson and he was either going to drink a bottle of urine, or they were going to beat him up”. One assailant took the tape off the Boy Scout's mouth "and poured urine down his throat." Police recovered two bottles of urine and pieces of duct tape that were apparently used during the attack. Reid and the three minors were charged with kidnapping and aggravated child abuse, both felonies.




Monday, June 15, 2009

"DON'T BLOG THAT!"

Since Griff said the blog was boring today...

Here are the "outtakes" from last weeks Red Rockets video. Most of these clips just didn't fit in... but there are a few "lulz" in there. Or "RORz" if you're Asian... rororororor.

Bet You Can't Steal This Bike

Time to learn something very important


How to Tell Real Boobs from Fake Ones - Watch more Funny Videos

Sunday, June 14, 2009

An few examples of why they aren't pros

We had a great time with lots of volleyball yesterday but here are just a few reasons we aren't volleyball pros:)

Chandler - where is it?

I'm sure this was just 1 of 1000 crazy conversations yesterday at the Superbad Summer Sizzle. I don't even know where this came from.

Friday, June 12, 2009

Why women have breasts

Be honest, how many times have you fallen for, or done this?

The Red Rocket Report: Rockets Sweep Doubleheader and Blast Facials All Over Got Green? and the Arguing Chickens!


Welcome to the first edition of the Red Rocket Report, your top source for video, interviews, news and all things related to the Red Rockets. For our first installment of "The Triple R" we've got a special treat in store for you. We've actually hired a special celebrity reporter to fill you in on all the action that took place this week. All the way in from California, he's appeared in over 2,000 adult films and is known for once sucking his own dick on film (Rollo keeps trying but can't match him), "the Hedgehog" himself.... Ron Jeremy







Yella: Ron, it's quite a thrill to have you!

Ron: Thanks, Yella. Good to see your scrawny ass, cockface again.

Yella: LOL... yessir, it's been a while hasn't it?

Ron: Too long.

Yella: How has your trip down here to Tampa been so far?



Ron: Been better than usual. Had about 5 ladies bow down to me at the airport tuesday and I got my cock sucked twice today playing golf, which is the only way to play that gay ass game.

Yella: Really? Didn't you go play golf with Chandler today?

Ron: Yeah, that's who was blowing me.

Yella: Oustanding.

Ron: He's okay. I've had way better.

Yella: We all have. Well, Ron, I think it's time for this week's Red Rocket Report.

Ron: I'm ready, but isn't somebody supposed to be sucking my dick while I do this?

Yella: Right. Hey Chandler!!! Anybody seen Chandler??

Chandler: Right here!

(Pants unzipping)

Ron: Ohh... that's it... okay...here we go,




Well it was a big doubleheader night for the Red Rockets this past wednesday. They got to the field early for a late afternoon makeup game with Got Green? and really pounded some serious ass in this one. I mean, I've done scenes where I banged chicks that were tied-up that put up more of a fight than these green boners did. The Rockets blasted multiple loads all over their faces in the first inning making "Got Green?" think they should rename themselves to "Got a Towel I Can Borrow?"

Irish and Griff each homered in the early going and it was just all over from there. Irish has really turned his game up lately and his performance earned him "the Rocket Man" title for game 1. I was proud of that crazy Irish bastard and even took him and Dookie to the strip club after we left the fields.



You'll love this story, Yella. So we're at the strip club right? We weren't in there 5 minutes and I asked him something I've been wondering ever since I met him. I ask him if it's true that Irishmen have got little leprechaun-sized packages. He looked confused. So I was like, you know..... your Lucky Charms. Is it the big box or the small box? No response, so the music finally died down and I scream out, I hear ya got a small dick! The whole time Ali is rolling on the floor laughing and Irish just looked at me like he was going to take my head off. Good thing I have my own personal security wherever I go.


So back to the game...

For Griff, it was his 4th homer of the season. Afterward, he was so pumped up he posed for a pic showing how fat he can make his cheeks look while making a kissy face. Blue Steel has got nothing on that look!

A 6-run first, the most runs the Rockets have scored in inning this season, put this one out of reach. By the third inning, the Rockets put on some cherry flavored Anal Eaze, a product Yella and myself highly recommend, just to show mercy to these ass clowns. I don't think they were able to even sit down the next day. I've banged a lot of chicks in the ass, but I don't think I've ever seen one take it like that.



Some other notes from the game. Duc "Duck" Truong pitched two strong innings and had a memorable baserunning moment in the 3rd inning. After kicking a double he attempted to advance to third, but was called out for "ducking" from the throw. That's right. A guy with the first name "Duc" who's nickname is "Duck" was called out for "ducking." I swear I'm not making this shit up, folks. If I had that kind of imagination, and a smaller cock, I'd probably be writing porn instead of starring in it.



So, my good buddy, the Rubs, (pictured here on the right with me at a strip club on tuesday night) came in and closed this thing out getting the last 9 outs.




Final Score:

Red Rockets 12
Got Green? 1
Anal Eaze 36



So that was game one. Game two was a much different story, but like most of my scenes, a very predictable and sticky outcome. Up next were the Kickin' Chickens. Almost as gay of a name as Got Green?

Well, these chickens we're doing some kickin' but not as much as they were arguing. They bitched and moaned at the ref more than most directors yell at me for "not getting into it enough" in a scene. So I tell them, hey if you had as many girls grabbing your cock on a daily basis as I do, you'd get bored of it too. You want excitement? Put Schwack and Florian in a scene together, covered with chocolate, maybe add a chick, throw in a rhino and a midget with no limbs. Now that's porn, baby!



Yella: Hey Ron, we're all big fans of limbless midget rhino porn, but can we get back to what happened in the game?

Ron: Yeah, sorry, Yella. So, somewhere between all of Chickens' bitching over calls, the Rockets put up a 4 spot and then hung on like they were doing it doggy style. "Duck" pitched two more solid innings, didn't duck on the basepaths and then my man, the Rubs, took over in the 3rd and finished it off. There were some tense moments in there, but the Rockets never looked scared. The Chickens took it up the ass like champs, but it wasn't enough to stop the Rockets, who seem to be on a mission this season.

Final Score:

Red Rockets 4
Arguing Chickens 2
Anal Eaze 7

The Rocket D started to let him down there for a bit, but he came back with some solid stuff and even got out of a jam in the 4th. Plus he had some serious wicked package exposure in those green shorts he borrowed from Cathy. That literally earned him "the Rocket Man" title of game 2.

Yella: Elton John must be buzzing with excitement?

Chandler: mrph! (spit sounds) I know I'm excited!

Ron: Oh, hey Chan... forgot you were down there. How's that taste?

Chandler: Mmmmm.... cherry flavored.

Ron: It should after last night at Rollo's place. Should have just crashed at Rubs place again. Okay, cocksucker... I'm done here.

(pants zipping back up)

You got me twice today already and with a tongue like that you should work in the business, but I've got to go.

Yella: Ron, it's been a pleasure.

Chandler: Yes a real pleasure!

Ron: In more ways than one, Yella.

Yella: Any final words before we're done here?

Ron: Yeah, just for shits and giggles, I posted Jeanette's private video on Youtube. Here it is. Some pretty nice work. Enjoy eveyone!



Yella: That's the Red Rocket Report for weeks 3 and 4. Hope you guys enjoyed it. Next week is the much anticipated week 5 theme game match up with the 4-0 "Where My Pitches At?" The toe hits the rubber at 8pm. See you there, but until then, keep your browser right here for the best Red Rockets coverage on the net at www.bayshorekb.com aka 'Donkey Punch Toboggan' and rock out with your Red Rocket out!

Introducing the Red Rocket Report!!!

The following post up above is the very first installment of the very exclusive, very copyrighted, take-any-part-of-this-and-post-it-anywhere-else-and-Chandler-will-butt-hump-you-and-your-mom Red Rocket Report, a BayshoreKB exclusive media source and the best blog coverage of your favorite non-WAKA kickball team, the Red Rockets! Enjoy!!

PS, We're just kidding about the copyrighted part (but Chandler would love to butt hump your mom). Feel free to put it on blast. Unlike other media sources, The Red Rocket Report is here for everybody to enjoy the wonder that is the Red Rockets!

New Kickball League Makes the Paper...

but nobody mentions the Red Rockets.

TBO.com featured a story this morning about a new kickball league on the north side of Tampa. Some of the more intrepid players from our WAKA league undertook the task of teaching these newcomers how to do kickball right, and it seems the print media is giving them no love. The two teams spotlighted in the article, Team Viagra and Grape Nuts were each win-less at press time. The reason for this, I would imagine, has something to do with the title of the article, "New league allows adults to get their kicks". I've played two seasons of WAKA kickball and I haven't met an adult yet. Maybe if the Red Rockets develop some hip problems and Griff stops kicking a home run every time, they'll get a little mention outside DPT.

Superbad Summer Sizlack Shindig of Schenanigans


Since the Sizzle is TOMORROW, I thought Id get a discussion going of what all everyone is going to bring. As of now, I am bringing my cornhole set, a volleyball, which isnt the nicest, so if anyone has a nice one let me know. I have a bocce set, horseshoes, a croquet set. I also have a shitty volleyball net, that I will bring unless someone has a better one. Someone mentioned bringing a floating beer pong set? Any other ideas? jello shots? Spiked watermellons? Slip n Slides?
*edit and repost by bull*

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Megan Fox is a Thumbjammer


Associated Press: According to our sources Megan Fox, has started her own kickball team in the Florida Bayshore division. Not much detail has surfaced as of yet, but in an effort to gain popularity from a certain undefeated team, she has decided to call her team "The Thumbjammers".


Funny stuff!!

New Standard Operating Procedures released today please learn

BBQ RULES: We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity .

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: Routine...
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zonewhere the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activitiescan take place without the interference of the woman.

Here comes the important part:

(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine...
(6) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great.He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat

Important again:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
More routine...
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins,sauces, and brings them to the table.
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ', and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.

Need a 4th for Golf Saturday..

Floresca, Geoff, and I are hitting the links before missy's bbq on saturday. Tee time is at 9:40 am at The Tides in St. Pete. (actually its in Seminole) We are looking for a 4th or if we have several repsonses, maybe get another 4some to play behind us. Its never too early to start practicing for July's tourney!

Let me know if anyone's interested. No need to be a serious golfer (as we are all 25+ handicaps) just a serious drinker...



Red Rockets WIN the double header!

But one of the highlights of last night still has to be Chandler trying to get lil Romeo on video saying that he loves Donkey Punch Toboggan....

Summer Tennis Series



Don't forget that tonight is the inagural night of the Summer Tennis Series at the UT tennis courts across the street from the soccer field at 7:30pm. Come out and play a few points or play a whole match and beat Chandler. It can't be that hard as I did it. Who's coming so we know how many to expect?

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

World Drinking Games

A friend is organizing the 2nd Annual World Drinking Games. All proceeds go to benefit Florida Diabetes. Some of us are going to spectate, but there are spots open for teams and teams are named after countries (real or imagined... Blumpkinia?
Republic of Red Rocket?)

Saturday, June 20, 2009
12:00pm - 5:00pm
Carmine's Restaurant
1802 seventh ave
Tampa, FL

Games will consist of cornhole, beer pong, boat race, quarters, rock, paper, scissors, costumes, rock'em sock'em robot, and boot chug.

Price: $30 for participants/ $35 day of event

PayPal Registration: http://www.myspace.com/worlddrinkinggames

There's a facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/event.php?eid=88256076271&ref=mf

Sounds like a good time for a good cause!

For all you Red Rockets fans out there...

DOUBLE HEADER TONIGHT!!!

7:20 PM:

VS.




Followed by:

8:15 PM:


VS.

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Ginnie Springs Camping Trip


We are getting hyped up for the Gennie Springs Camping trip at the end of June, and we'd like to start making plans pretty soon. We are heading up there after work on Friday, and I have never been to Ginnie Springs before. Instead of scrambling to post up our shit before dark, and stressing out, I wanted to get some info from the regulars. I am picturing sort of a Salute your shorts style spot, with Ug bitching everyone out, about drinking, and fires. So I can make a better mental picture, can you guys fill me in on what the deal will be. Are we fending for ourselves on campsites, when are we going tubing? Both days? Do we have to pay to camp? Does the park close at sunset? Can we drive our truck to the site? Fillaniggain.

Red Rockets theme game...we going to do this or not???




I've heard about a superhero themed game and well, thats about it. I wanted to do a duct tape theme game during the WAKA kickball season but there were no takers. But that might be fun, girls in psuedo duct tape bikinis and guys in duct tape shorts and maybe suspenders. Just a thought. Sound off like you got a pair! I know you Red Rockets want that $50 bar tab. That's like 10 pitchers or 35 bottles. Bring it!





Urban Dictionary.com...

..So I've recommended this site before to co-workers and older folks any time they don't understand some of the things Brent and I discuss at the office...i.e. Red Rockets, Blumpkin, Donkey Punch, and the like....ever try looking up other stuff? I know it's like Wikipedia where ppl can create their own definitions for words, but some of these ppl come up with some off-the-wall stuff...





..some others include:






Monday, June 8, 2009

too much pressure???


the weight of intergalactic peace on a preschooler might be a little unfair or providence at its best. you be the judge, sound off like you got a pair!

Alternate Free Betting Site

I know there are some people who have been making some spare change on the CentSports website by betting on games, so I thought you might be interested in trying out another free betting website that works basically the same way. For those of you that have not tried CentSports you should check it out and try to win some free money. There has been many people who have been able to turn just a dime into over a thousand dollars with no strings attached.

www.mydimesports.com

www.centsports.com

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Hammertime!

Friday, June 5, 2009