Thursday, December 31, 2009

We're goin' to PETE'S PLACE...

...Sorry, sorry, we're goin' streaking through the HILTON and then to PETE'S PLACE. Come on everybody! Come on! CHAN! CHAN-DLER-BING! CHAN...uh, no, it's cool! It's cool! I'm cool, bring your LIGER VISOR. Let's go! Come on everybody we're goin!



After we ring in the New Year's at the Hilton a few of us were thinking of continuing the festivities at Pete's Place. What better way to start 2010 than with friends, cheap libations and bad karaoke?!

Who's with me?

My New Year's Resolution is...

...to beat this ladies record! .708!! I wanna party with this old hag!!

RAPID CITY, S.D. - South Dakota authorities say a woman found passed out in a stolen delivery van earlier this month registered a blood alcohol content of .708 — nearly nine times the legal limit and a possible record for the state.

Meade County State's Attorney Jesse Sondreal said Wednesday that 45-year-old Marguerite Engle was found slumped over the van's steering wheel along a highway on Dec. 1.

He says the highest blood alcohol content state chemists he spoke with could recall was a .56. The state's legal limit is .08.

Authorities say Engle missed an initial court hearing Dec. 15, but that they found her Monday in another stolen vehicle, and that she had been drinking.

She was being held on two counts of driving under the influence. It wasn't immediately clear if she was facing other charges.

Her attorney declined comment.

Rare New Year's Eve "Blue Moon" to ring in 2010

Just an article I found that I thought was interesting.... Tonight is definitly going to be fun! The kind of fun you can have only once in a Blue Moon!! :)

ALICIA CHANG, AP Science Writer
LOS ANGELES – Once in a blue moon there is one on New Year's Eve. Revelers ringing in 2010 will be treated to a so-called blue moon. According to popular definition, a blue moon is the second full moon in a month. But don't expect it to be blue — the name has nothing to do with the color of our closest celestial neighbor.
A full moon occurred on Dec. 2. It will appear again on Thursday in time for the New Year's countdown.
"If you're in Times Square, you'll see the full moon right above you. It's going to be that brilliant," said Jack Horkheimer, director emeritus of the Miami Space Transit Planetarium and host of a weekly astronomy TV show.
The New Year's Eve blue moon will be visible in the United States, Canada, Europe, South America and Africa. For partygoers in Australia and Asia, the full moon does not show up until New Year's Day, making January a blue moon month for them.
However, the Eastern Hemisphere can celebrate with a partial lunar eclipse on New Year's Eve when part of the moon enters the Earth's shadow. The eclipse will not be visible in the Americas.
A full moon occurs every 29.5 days, and most years have 12. On average, an extra full moon in a month — a blue moon — occurs every 2.5 years. The last time there was a lunar double take was in May 2007. New Year's Eve blue moons are rarer, occurring every 19 years. The last time was in 1990; the next one won't come again until 2028.
Blue moons have no astronomical significance, said Greg Laughlin, an astronomer at the University of California, Santa Cruz.
"`Blue moon' is just a name in the same sense as a `hunter's moon' or a `harvest moon,'" Laughlin said in an e-mail.
The popular definition of blue moon came about after a writer for Sky & Telescope magazine in 1946 misinterpreted the Maine Farmer's Almanac and labeled a blue moon as the second full moon in a month. In fact, the almanac defined a blue moon as the third full moon in a season with four full moons, not the usual three.
Though Sky & Telescope corrected the error decades later, the definition caught on. For purists, however, this New Year's Eve full moon doesn't even qualify as a blue moon. It's just the first full moon of the winter season.
In a tongue-in-cheek essay posted on the magazine's Web site this week, senior contributing editor Kelly Beatty wrote: "If skies are clear when I'm out celebrating, I'll take a peek at that brilliant orb as it rises over the Boston skyline to see if it's an icy shade of blue. Or maybe I'll just howl."

Skillz, Rap Up 2009

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Anyone have Direct TV or Dish?? :(

Bright House, Fox dispute jeopardizes football, more

By Charles Gonzalez
News Chief staff

Published: Friday, December 25, 2009 at 4:01 a.m.
Last Modified: Friday, December 25, 2009 at 1:56 a.m.

AUBURNDALE - A dispute between Bright House Networks and the owner of Fox Broadcasting Company and the Fox News Channel is putting millions of television viewers' programming in jeopardy.

That programming includes the upcoming college football Bowl Championship Series, the National Football League's NFC playoffs and the popular "American Idol" show.

The contract between Fox - which owns the Fox 13 affliate in Tampa, Fox Sports Florida, SunSports and FX - and Bright House will expire on Dec. 31, one day before the University of Florida Gators play the Cincinnati Bearcats in the AllState Sugar Bowl in New Orleans.

The Sugar Bowl will be the last college game for Gators senior quarterback Tim Tebow, and without a new Bright House-Fox agreement, it's possible fans will not be able to see that game locally.

Fox is threatening to pull its signal from Bright House if a contract extension is not met by the expiration date, according to Joe Durkin, the Bright House senior director of corporate communications.

"It's Fox's decision whether they want to pull the plug on the signal or keep it going," Durkin said. "This is a normal tactic during a negotiation."

Durkin said Bright House has previously dealt with these kind of tactics during contract negotiations, so he said this is nothing new for the company. He said television network and channel owners routinely make their negotiations public knowledge and that many contract negotiations reach the final moments before a deal is reached.

According to Durkin, Fox had this same issue with Cablevision, a cable television company in New York, during the 2009 World Series, which featured the New York Yankees and the Philadelphia Phillies. The contract was to expire on the day of Series Game 5, and even though a contract had not been reached, the game still was broadcast in the New York markets.

"We are optimistic that a deal will get done because these negotiations are routine business for us," Durkin said. "We have been here before and have seen these types of situations worked out."

Bright House dealt with a similar situation last year when discussing an extension with Viacom, which carries cable channels MTV, Nickelodeon, VH1 and Comedy Central. A deal was made on the first day of 2009 after Viacom denied Bright House a 15-day extension.

Durkin said Bright House is working on alternative or backup programming in case Fox decides to pull its programming. Bright House is asking Fox to allow the transmission of its signal until an agreement is reached, even if it's after the deadline, according to Durkin.

"We are hoping that it doesn't come to that," Durkin said. "We are optimistic that a deal will get done, but it's up to Fox."

2009 In Review

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Tuesday, December 29, 2009

2010

Remember kids... 2010 is not the first year of the decade. It's the last year of the decade. You still have to wait one more year to fix all your self-inflicted problems with a clean ten year slate.

Having said that... have a safe one!


This message brought to you by: Mathematics.

Friday, December 25, 2009

Merry Christmas

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM DPT!

(and HNiB)


Be safe and have a wonderful week.

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Warning: Do Not Rat Out Your Sibling!



This is a good cautionary tale on not ratting out your brother or sister to your parents. Sorry the photo's so small. Click on it to enlarge it... or check out this link.

NYE 2010!

***Dont forget to buy your tickets!!! $65 till Christmas day then $75 after! ***


Crystal and James (from The Beer Nuts) are hosting a NYE party this year at the Hilton in Westshore and 100% of the proceeds will go to the Special Olympics! See below for info pulled from the evite, and check out the website for more information. Its going to be a fun night!


You are cordially invited to attend to attend!

Admission Price
$65/person if you pay on/before December 25, 2009
$75/person if you pay after December 25, 2009


The following is included in your ticket price:
3 Hours Unlimited Beer, Liquor & Wine (9:00 pm to Midnight)
Light Hors d'Oeuvres
DJ Spinning your Favorite Tunes
Big Screen TV to Watch the Ball Drop
Charity Raffle
Champaigne Toast at Midnight
Party Favors & Decorations
Contribution to Special Olympics
Guaranteed Good Times!

**Cash Bar After Midnight**

100% of all proceeds will go to Special Olympics of Florida! (My sister is an active participant in the Hillsborough Program so this is a charity that is near and dear to our hearts.)


What to Wear
Semi-formal, cocktail attire


How to Register & Pay
For additional information, please visit the event website:
http://sites.google.com/site/newyearsevecharitygala/home

Sign-up Early!
Don't miss out on a great deal for New Year's! Sign-up early to secure your ticket to this very speical evening!


Please forward this to anyone who may be interested in attending!
We can accommodate up to 350 guests,
so the more the merrier!

Cheers!
Crystal & James

Bayshore Division Divisions?

***Bumped back up due to some new knowledge that should be dropped on us soon...***

I was approached this weekend by someone who doesn't read the blog (WTF?) who had some good questions about the scheduling of our games in kickball. They had an interesting idea about creating divisions... but they're taking too long in signing up to post. So here it is... our Monday discussion:

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"Since we keep losing what used to be standard services while paying full price, we now only get to play 8 games....and we have 16 teams. So you're not going to get to play everybody and some long-standing rival games may be lost.

So, how about this:

Two 8-team Divisions.

You'd play everybody in your division one time, equaling 7 games. And then for the last game, play the team in the opposite division ranked the same as you. For example, you're in 3rd place in your division, so you would play the 3rd place team in the other division. And again, this would only be for the 8th week.

So, the end result would be a very simplified schedule making process and the two division winners playing each other (tourney style rules) for the title. No tiebreakers, no technicalities, no strength of schedule, no bullshit, no real argument.

The only question would be how to determine who goes into which division. Alphabetic? Seniority? Totally random?

When the season is over, then just combine the two divisions together under the same previous rules (wins = 1pt ties = .5 pt) to determine tourney seeding."

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I'll post up my personal thoughts on this later... but feel free to comment/suggest/bitch about any scheduling and standings issues we currently have. I'm curious as to what the league thinks of our current process.

The Year in Review

Saw this and thought it was funny.

Monday, December 21, 2009

They may take our lives, but they'll never take our FREEDOM!!



An email that happened to fall in my lap that I thought to good not to share with others. Reading it reminded me of a scene from Braveheart. Enjoy!!


Good afternoon. In a couple of months from now, New kickballers will join me and reform the team Your Mom. And I know most you of you wanted to see Your Mom put down at last in kickball "Kickball." That word should have new meaning for me and the New Your Mommers. We can't be consumed by our petty differences or lack of playing a game of kickball anymore. We will be united in our common interests and that would be in kicking the crap out of all the other teams in kickball. Perhaps it's fate that today registration is about to be closed if it hasn't already, and me and my team will once again be playing for our freedom... Not for competition, no screaming, no yelling, no piss poor attitudes, or persecution from making a mistake... but from having fun kicking the crap out of other teams and if we fail ... so what? We are playing for our right to get drunk and still win. And should we win the day, Bayshore kickball will no longer be known as a competitive league, but as the day Your Mom's New Team declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night!" We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! We will have soo much more fun losing than other teams will have winning! And when we win...Only a few from Your Mom's long lost past can remember the day Your Mom was Hot!! Smokin!! Your Mom, just like me, possibly one of the top 5 oldest players ever to play a game of kickball, will play once again just like the greatest older players ever to play in any sport, for example, Brett Favre, Lance Armstrong, Shaquille O'Niel, Marvin Harrison, Terrell Owens, and Wayne Gretzky. For my Your Mommers Today we celebrate Thursday Night Kickball! Your Mom's Style!

UPDATE: Your Mom has since been dismantled

Hey Moms...Check out this...

...Child Molester?
...Financial Aid Model?
...Federal Employee?
...Pell Grant Wizard?




This Ad was in my Yahoo Mail

Red Shoes Reported Missing

Sometime between the half hour of 3:30 and 4:00am on Sunday December 20, 2009 the red plastic pumps were reported missing. The shoes, pictured below, were last seen in the hallway placed nicely outside the bathroom at the home of Mike and Brie.

“My feet hurt, so I took my shoes off when I arrived. I used the ladies room and when I came out the shoes were gone” the owner Melissa said. She added, “I left barefoot and drunk, which is better than barefoot and pregnant, but still sad.”

Although the shoes are from Payless ShoeSource, therefore not expensive, they were first worn on the Festivus Bar Crawl. Melissa’s sore but happy feet would like to wear them again. Please, if you know the whereabouts of these shoes post a comment and keep them safe until Melissa returns to Florida. There is no monetary or sexual favor reward for finding the shoes, just a smile on the owner’s face. J






Sunday, December 20, 2009

Hey Gator Boyz...

this should make you drool!
http://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/rvs/1509759906.html

Not too late to ask Santa to buy it for you! ;)

Friday, December 18, 2009

Happy Birthday Chandlerina

Just thought I'd make a quick video for Chandler on his birthday. I hope you had a fun day visiting Mickey and friends in Orlando. Not my best work but it was my first attempt and I ran out of time but enjoy it anyway. I know its a bit long and I need to build in some transitions next time.



Sorry I don't have one for you Sarah since it is your birthday as well but I just don't have the massive amounts of material to work with that I do with Chandler.

Holy Scnikees!

Man Chokes Out Rabid Bobcat... & Tim Tebow Cries. (Again)

**Bonus**
Man Chokes Out Rabid Bobcat - In Russian! & Tim Tebow's GF Has Giant Boobs!

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Player Movements

Although DPT has known about this breaking news for about a week now... we're finally getting around to posting it. Why the delay? DPT is an old-school news organization. We're a little behind the times, and thus still have that respect and tact of the free press our founding fathers imagined. We wouldn't report that FDR was in a wheelchair... or that JFK was fucking bitches Tiger Woods style. As we evolve, I'm sure we'll catch up with TMZ...

But anyhoo....

Head Parking Attendant Tyrus is joining the Alcoballics!

That's right folks. The 'Ballics approved the one move which guarantees they won't win a back-to-back Crystal Pitcher awards (without voting for themselves like they did last season).

That's a joke.

Kind of.

I digress.

Other key moves this season (now confirmed by DPT) include:
Cathy -> limping away from Your Mom to the ToeJammers
Maria -> packing up her SoulGlo pudding shots and taking them to the Ligers
Amber -> giving TJ's the finger and putting on that Liiiiiiger Blue.
Flo -> still on the Flonettes
Rollo -> hurting Chandler's feelings by joining the Playground Bullies
Smithkey -> thankfully joining Ligers at the last second to replace Rollo (leaving Your Mom)
His Name is Bito (HNiB) -> pulling out of Your Mom to join the ToeJammers
Heather -> leaving the Liger Championship Flip-Cup team to flip for the ToeJammers
Brooke -> breaking up NKOTB to join THEE Beer Nuts

More to come later. Busy day at work for some reason...

**Update**
So apparently Ty has now decided not to leave his team. No word yet on why the flip-flopping. Stay tuned...

Contributor Pics

I was looking at the contributor pics and it reminded me of this page:

How to spot a Pedophile

Take the test, entertain yourselves...

Sadly, at least half of DPT's contributors are apparently pedophiles.
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And in case you've never visited The Best Page in the Universe, I highly recommend:

You child's artwork

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

irk de la bito

2 quick hitters today.


Survivor Flip Cup vs Cutthroat Flip Cup

Survivor involves - teams, 2 flippers at a time, a voting process, emotions, crying and grudges that last for well over a year.

Cutthroat involves - individuals all flipping at the same time, the last one to flip is out. There is NO voting, as far as I know no emotions, crying and/or grudges.

Please refer accordingly from now on.


Incorrect Evite responses.
If you check the Yes button and then you write

"Sorry we can't make it we'll be in Virginia for my sisters wedding"

Or you don't even live in the country.

And you write something along the lines of...
"Wish I could be there, have a happy birthday"

Not only do you mess up headcounts, but you also look like an idiot.

Monday, December 14, 2009

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Totally NSFW, but...

Keeping up the tradition of chicks getting beat down in animated .gif formats...

click here to see it...

Women, don't piss nude on the streets or some Jesus-worshiper will kick you in the lady-junk.

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Ruben's World Record Setting Birthday!



Well in case you were unfortunate enough to miss out on a world record flip cup event conducted by mix of your favorite drunken kickball peeps, here's some quality pics to make you feel like you were there all along. The karaoke was awful (except for the N'Sync tribute), the drinks were good (when you finally got them), the flips were better, the peeps rocked it out and my clothes still smell like smoke. Rubs, in true rock star form, was adorned with a crown. Several Alcoballics unsuccessfully tried fend off one member of Soul Glo to win cutthroat flip cup and everybody really had an awesome time. Cathy drank herself cross-eyed, Bito lost his shirt... again, Yella, Chan and Kramer had a threesome and Alison showed off her dance moves. Think a few other peeps might have actually got laid. Anyways, enjoy!
















Late for work

Best 5 second vid out there (besides Chan's sex tape)

Friday, December 11, 2009

Google News Fail!

Check out the fail I came across while reading online news this afternoon. Take a close look at the photo next to the Obama headlines.

Finally, something I can believe in...


Demotivation Friday




Thursday, December 10, 2009

Fat Rollo

Click on the picture below for a "larger" version. See that giant orange Cheeto? That's the old Rollo. For realz.


Wednesday, December 9, 2009

She Should Have Swept the Leg.


This little gem is apparently from a preview of MTV's show "Jersey Shore". Having not watched MTV since the Real World cast had jobs and social consciences, I had no idea this show existed until I saw this gif. After a little research I found this synopsis in a yahoo article. "The controversial new reality series chronicling a spirited group of self-described "guidos" living in a New Jersey beach house." Seems like MTV decided to take a Funny or Die sketch and find out just how true it could be. So what do you think DPT, have any of these guys made the trip out to MacDinton's on a Friday night sporting a brand new Ed Hardy t-shirt?


Mug Shot Goodness Update:

Golf Bowling for Charity


I want to post the link to the evite, but after the last debacle with someone posting a link that logged you into their evite account I'm not sure how:
Golf Bowling 3 - 6pm, Sunday december 27th
Terrace Sports
5311 East Busch Blvd
Tampa FL 33617

Golf Bowling! Teams of Four will be competing to win this Golf Bowling Tournament. Each lane will be set up as a different golf Hole. Registration will be 20$ per person. Please in your response let me know which team you're on so I can provide a count of teams we will be registering.

Sign up your Foursome with a clever name and join us for a great cause! Please forward this Evite on, the more the merrier!

All proceeds benefit CAIR Flight's Fuel & Fly program! CAIR Flight is a non-profit public benefit flying organization. Volunteers and pilots donate their time, aircraft and fuel costs to transport patients and families of patients who need specialized treatment but cannot afford to fly commercially. With fuel costs soaring, CAIR Flight needs all the help they can get.

For more information on CAIR Flight check out their web site at www.cairflight.org. I hope to see everyone who can make it there!

'Tis The Season For A New Website

I came across a new website brimming with holiday spirit - www.sketchysantas.com

Here's a sampling of its festive photos:




Tuesday, December 8, 2009

The Cost of Kickball

A month ago I began writing a convoluted post about the cost of kickball... and a "napkin analysis" of the amount money WAKA makes nationally and locally. However, I think it's better to spare you all that and just hit one of the major points:

When I joined the league in 2008, I paid about $55 for one season of 11 guaranteed games (10 weeks and at least one playoff game). In order to keep everything consistent, this was the equivalent of me paying $5 per kickball experience (obviously less if we win a playoff game).

As promised by Ty, WAKA is now forcing us to have an 8-week season. What's disheartening is the fact we're only booked 8 weeks on the PAL fields. There is a 9th week which will be used for rain-outs... or exhibition like we did last season if we get lucky. But you KNOW there will be rain-outs.

So now we're paying $78 ($69 + $9 for parking) for a guaranteed 9 games. Simple math tells us this is $8.67 per game, an increase of 73%.

The loss of 2 guaranteed games bothers me more than the money. Why don't we have pre-season games or something? Does the season HAVE to be shortened? Can't we just count 8 weeks but play 10? WAKA doesn't own PAL... so whatever deal we have with them is mutually exclusive.

All I'm saying is... once PAL bans alcohol (which is inevitable)... there is no reason to keep things the way we have it. Donkey Punch Kickball (a not-for-profit league) will be formed and will cost you fractions of what we pay now.

In the meantime... don't forget to sign up for the upcoming season quickly. The league fills up in record time every year.

Star Wars FB
















Monday, December 7, 2009

WAKA Bayshore Division Raises the Bar for Kickball Nationwide

AP -

With the winter/spring season of Waka Kickball about to be underway, one division is raising the bar for the rest of the Kickball world.

With Registration due to open on Friday Dec, 10th, the Bayshore division has instituted a Free Agency period. Similar to the NFL's free agency period, the Bayshore division has based theirs on players receiving a fair market price for their services.

"While no players are currently paid for their services, I could see teams throwing in perks such as the ability to forgo reffing on behalf of their team all season, free beer all season, always being the lead off kicker, or something as little as a personal DD for each week of the season," an anonymous source stated.

While it is hard for this reporter to believe that players will ever be paid to play kickball, it would not be unusual to think that bidding wars may start over key players like Rubs and Griff, the pitcher with a Mariano Rivera like ability to close games, and the Slugger who has kicked a ball into the Gulf of Mexico. Or Jamie, the catcher from the recently disbanded NKOTB, who can throw out even the fastest girls after a bunt. And of course there is always Chandler and Bull, whose captaincy and antics always have their team in place to not make a fool of themselves.

While some players may be looking for incentives to join a specific team, others may even be willing to take on duties. For instance, Grifter, the leagues laughable loser, with a bark much louder than his bite. He may be willing to ref half of the team that he joins games, he may offer to be the team DD, heck for the right situation he may even be the teams laundry boy... all that this reporter knows is that he wants to win a championship... or get really drunk trying.

With the latest inventions and improvements to the game of Kickball coming out of the Bayshore division it is no wonder the league usually sells out in less than 4 days.

One thing is for sure, it's bound to be a season to remember.

Also....

GRIFTER IS A FREE AGENT, Is anyone looking for an over-hyped, under performing, mediocre kicker with a large mouth and a propensity to show up drunk to games on their team? My team kicked me off and I need a new place to play.

Let me know.

Thanks!

NKOTB has broken up, for the third time

AP -

A statement was released today from the Captains of NKOTB stating that the rumors and speculation that have been spreading over the past three weeks is in fact true. The team had a temultuous season, going winless. A feat recently accomplished by the Detroit Lions of the NFL.

As far as what the players expect to happen, most could not be reached for comment. However, James Blake, international tennis star, did tweet today, "really bummed about the break up of NKOTB, but not surprised, our music sucked."

NKOTB won the flip cup tourney last season, but failed to meet their expectations of a repeat performance at this years party.

An anonymous source has stated that the crew may unite for karoke performances and perhaps an autograph signing outside of the next release from the Twilight saga in June 2010.

The source wishes all their old teamates good luck.

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Sydney's Funeral Arrangements

As many of you have heard, our beloved Sydney passed away on Saturday. Her family has set up the following arrangements so far:

-Visitation for Sydney will be held this Wednesday 12/9 at Stower's Funeral Home in Brandon, beginning at 6p.

-Funeral Services will be held Thursday at 1pm, at Bell Shoals Baptist Church.

-Following the funeral there will be a celebration of life at Missy's home for friends and family.


Our deepest sympathies and prayers are sent to Sydney's family & friends!


edited by bull-4:55pmDec72009

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Don't Mess With...Magnets?

Click HERE

Some pretty gruesome-tuesome pics of the action, so NSFWish.

Friday, December 4, 2009

Kind of weird... potentially scary

But for some reason Evite's with all personal info including your Name, Address, and Phone Number are appearing in Google Searches.


As you can see here, This link was for my Poker Night back in the summer. No idea it would show up and include all my info for the world to see.



Wanted to see if it was a fluke. So I just searched the 1st thing that came to my mind. Sure enough, it leads to Missy's address, phone and a map to her place.

Not sure I'm going to be sending out Evites anymore. Also I'm not gonna post info on here since those show up on Google as well.

Thursday, December 3, 2009

I now pronounce you Mr and Mrs Douche

Where in the world is John Durcan?

Does anyone know what happened to Irish?

That MF'er fell off the face of the planet!

(ie: He's no longer on Facebook)

Why Mess With A Classic???



There's a new Rubik Cube on the market called the Rubik's Cube Touch. This electronic version has "undo", "hint" and "solve" buttons. That is cheating! The original Rubik Cube was so much tougher. And the only way to cheat was peeling off the stickers.

Oh, and did I mention it retails for $149.99. FAIL!!!

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Google Wave?

I have some invite codes for a new service called Google Wave. It looks to be very promising but is still in the testing phase and not open to everyone. I have a limited number of invites I can send out so if you are interested let me know and I will shoot you one. For more information check out Google Wave. You must have a current gmail account in order to receive invite.

BASKETBALL anyone?



I want to start playing again... Who's in? When is good? Don't be scared!

Old but i love it



Don't Hassle the Hoff.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

There's nothing gay about a pink taco...

...until Batman gropes your tortilla.




I wanted to make sure Geoff wasn't left out :)
(I am totally going to get unfriend on Facebook for this shizz.)

Monday, November 30, 2009

I always knew Chandler was a pussy but...






World's Strongest Beer




A British brewery has created what it claims is the world's strongest beer - coming in at 32 percent alcohol by volume.

The drink, named "Tactical Nuclear Penguin" is so strong that it should be served in small measures usually reserved for spirits.

Its maker, BrewDog brewers of Fraserburgh described the beer as its "most audacious and ambitious project to date."

In a posting on the company's website, James Watt, the managing director said: "This beer is bold, irreverent and uncompromising, a beer with a soul and a purpose, a statement of intent."

The drink's launch comes amid a high profile debate in Scotland about an epidemic of alcoholism in the country.

For Reals Lady. Go Get Me Some Ice.

Really Good.




Really Better (bonus slo mo replay/nate style)


I can't wait until I adopt mini bito. Even if my kid is the one getting laid out by some freak 6 yr old, I would still laugh... and then trip that other fucker in the parking lot.

Sunday, November 29, 2009

BOOM

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

here are some additional images for DPT logo consideration

ill give it a crack myself when i get a shot


















Happy Thanksgiving!

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Techno Viking

Yes...it's old...Yes, I posted it back when DPT was just a sperm in Chan's mouth...but here it is again...

New DPT Logo idea





I'll work on a couple more ideas after the holidays... Thoughts? Ideas?

Yella


I need some background info on this pic...it's just too random.