WAKA Bayshore Division Raises the Bar for Kickball Nationwide

AP -

With the winter/spring season of Waka Kickball about to be underway, one division is raising the bar for the rest of the Kickball world.

With Registration due to open on Friday Dec, 10th, the Bayshore division has instituted a Free Agency period. Similar to the NFL's free agency period, the Bayshore division has based theirs on players receiving a fair market price for their services.

"While no players are currently paid for their services, I could see teams throwing in perks such as the ability to forgo reffing on behalf of their team all season, free beer all season, always being the lead off kicker, or something as little as a personal DD for each week of the season," an anonymous source stated.

While it is hard for this reporter to believe that players will ever be paid to play kickball, it would not be unusual to think that bidding wars may start over key players like Rubs and Griff, the pitcher with a Mariano Rivera like ability to close games, and the Slugger who has kicked a ball into the Gulf of Mexico. Or Jamie, the catcher from the recently disbanded NKOTB, who can throw out even the fastest girls after a bunt. And of course there is always Chandler and Bull, whose captaincy and antics always have their team in place to not make a fool of themselves.

While some players may be looking for incentives to join a specific team, others may even be willing to take on duties. For instance, Grifter, the leagues laughable loser, with a bark much louder than his bite. He may be willing to ref half of the team that he joins games, he may offer to be the team DD, heck for the right situation he may even be the teams laundry boy... all that this reporter knows is that he wants to win a championship... or get really drunk trying.

With the latest inventions and improvements to the game of Kickball coming out of the Bayshore division it is no wonder the league usually sells out in less than 4 days.

One thing is for sure, it's bound to be a season to remember.

Also....

GRIFTER IS A FREE AGENT, Is anyone looking for an over-hyped, under performing, mediocre kicker with a large mouth and a propensity to show up drunk to games on their team? My team kicked me off and I need a new place to play.

Let me know.

Thanks!