Wednesday, June 17, 2009

The UroClub, plenty of time to order before the scramble

How many times has this happened? You’re playing 18 holes with your best buddies, drinking sport-“ades”, water, beer, etc. You’re coming up to the 3rd hole with no rest room in sight. There are no trees or bushes around and you just have to go, what are you going to do?

It’s only the 3rd hole, but you’ve drank too much and now you have to use the bathroom…very badly! In the old fashioned days, you’d have to put the The UroClub game on pause and run to the little boy’s room. Not anymore my friends, because with the UroClub, you can take a whiz right on the course without interrupting the game! Think it’s gross? Well, it totally isn’t…because it is completely leak-proof, easy to clean, and magnificently sanitary. And the best part is, it holds over half a liter of liquid…which means it is large enough for both you AND a friend to safely eliminate your bladder during the course of a golf game - so convenient!

The UroClub™ is the discrete, sanitary way for your urgent relief. Created by a Board Certified Urologist, it looks like an ordinary golf club, but contains a reservoir built into the grip to relieve yourself. The UroClub™ is leak proof, easy to clean and no more embarrassing moments.



Step 1:
Unscrew the UroClub’s triple seal, leak proof cap.




Step 2:
Clip the privacy towel to the UroClub and your belt or waist band.



Step 3:
Discreetly pee till you’re on empty and then get back into the game like nothing ever happened!


http://www.random-good-stuff.com/go/TheUroClub

4 comments:

Rollo said...

Sweet. The shaft isn't big enough though...

MJ said...

Or just piss in the bushes for free

Nate Dawg said...

Or if you really need to rub one out lol

Chandler said...

you can do that in the bushes too, Nate. I'll show you guys during the tourney.