Friday, May 22, 2009

Alcohol

A few people told me how surprisingly "hungover" they were from the Independent last night. I'm slightly feeling the effects of some decent boozing... but I think it's important to remember the root cause of your headache. Alcohol.

The Independent prides itself on serving tasty imports and hipster beers that you can't get at most bars. But these beverages usually pack a higher Alcohol by Volume. So when you're sipping on that Titan IPA with 7% ABV, remember that each beer is just under 2 Bud/Miller Lights/Lites. In fact, 3 of those equals 5 light beers.

And 7% ABV is low compared to some of that other crazy brew you all were drinking. So anyway... remember to always order "full flavored" or "ice" beers instead of "light" ones when you go out. You'll get drunk faster. I recommend a nice cold Samuel Jackson.

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3 comments:

bull said...

You'll be fucking fat chicks in no time!!!

~Marla~ said...

That beer kicked my butt, but it was definitely tasty.

Chandler said...

Samuel Jackson will get you every time.