Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Welcome Taylor Swift Porn Fans!

DPT continues to get a "surprisingly" large amount of traffic from Google visitors searching for hardcore pornography starring country music hottie Taylor Swift. It all started when April posted this video of a "hardcore" rap song featuring T-Pain. While the video link no longer exists at the YouTube location in the original post... its satire focused on Taylor's innocent image and mocked the fact that she is anything but a gangsta.

Anyway... I just wanted to say hi to all you dirty old men and 12 year old kids who were hoping she had made a sex tape. It's very unlikely one exists, but DPT promises to remain your one-stop source for Taylor Swift Hardcore Porn News! We're currently researching if she likes the poop sex.

2 comments:

Geoff said...

Funny... that's how I found the site!

RÜBS said...

that is swift-tastic! taylor should be a contributer on our site since her fans are already being driven here via "taylor," "swift" and "hardcore." cant wait to see taylor's first post, hint, hint...