Monday, August 24, 2009

Jeanette Finally Scored!!

After months of playing and months of begging "Pass Me The Ball"... Jeanette took it upon herself.

She stripped the ball from the last defender and raced toward the goal, her steely glaze focused solely on the prize...her soccer cherry! The only things that stood before Jeanette and immortal glory was Hedo Turkolu, her own feet, and a sizable puddle. As she calmly dribbled around the puddle, and didn't fall over, she sized up the goal and slotted it past the outstretched arms of the onrushing Hedo Turkolu. Jeanette raised her arms in glory while her teammates and opponents alike took a moment to applaud this wondrous achievement.

Oh and she is better than this guy.

9 comments:

Chandler said...

I don't believe it.

YellowBird said...

It's true. And it looked REALLY bad for Omar. Cant believe he was playing without cleats.

Jeanette said...

Wow Bito, you really must want me to give up those emails ;) ...and btw this was not my first goal... it was my third.... though one of them wasn't actually in regulation play and the other one went unnoticed because it was a fluke that only went in because it bounced off someone on the other teams leg. And no I am not back to checking this blog regularly, I got an email from Gomez saying this post had inspired him to play again, so I figured I better check it out for accuracy... All the hogshit and all that usually fills this waste of internet space ;) jk... kinda :P

Chandler said...

welcome back, Jeanette

RÜBS said...

i remember my third goal...

Ryan said...

Get real Jeanette. It was your first goal.

Chandler said...

please clarify how you can have three goals... though one not "actually in regulation play?"

do pretend goals count? if so... I have 2,452 career goals.

Ryan said...

Chandler's scoring prowess is for pansies. I have 11,719 goals to my name.

And...

Tony had 579 "non regulation" passes the other day.

YellowBird said...

"Tony had 579 "non regulation" passes the other day."

LOL..... best comment of the day.