Thursday, August 27, 2009

Pre-Season Power Rankings

Alright... since nobody else has taken the lead on this... here we go. I loaded the entire league roster into a database and ran 10,283 simulated seasons to produce the data below. I then asked the computer to provide a comment for each team. Here are the results:


I encourage everyone to make their own predictions. The season is only a week away! Let the shit talking begin!

7 comments:

FRANK said...

Scrimmage this weekend @ "Bull's Field" Security will be tight. Stun Gun granny is out on bond.

http://suncoastpinellas.tbo.com/content/2009/aug/26/affidavits-largo-woman-charged-robberies-had-drug-/

YellowBird said...

Nice write up, but I think you're underestimating Castro running Your Mom.

"Catsro running Your Mom" sounds funny.

Chandler said...

she still has AIDS.

MJ said...

Great power rankings. All spot on except Thee Beer Nuts. We try to win, we're just not very good at it...

M. Gorecki said...

omg chandler that write up was hilarious. testovaries.. seriously?? lol

For the "extra week", can my alcoballics automatically play whatever lowest winning team we don't have yet scheduled?

Nate Dawg said...

You're welcome Alcobolics...

SarahB said...

Dont think Castro will be doing much running of anything when he realizes he isnt doing the pitching lol
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