Single cougars from all over America will converge on the Silicon Valley, the ONLY major metropolitan area in America with a SURPLUS of single men, many of whom are young, educated, attractive, and prosperous, but lacking in experience with women.
7:30pm - Complimentary appetizers from Trader Vic's, as long as they last.
8pm - Entertaining Keynote Address with author Francesca Gentille and Tahil Gesyuk, her romantic partner, who is 14 years younger.
9pm-Midnight - The Cougar Ball, featuring dancing to your favorite hits. At approximately 11pm, one cougar at the Convention will be crowned MISS COUGAR AMERICA and receive prizes, including her choice of the upcoming Singles Halloween Cruise or the Spring Baja Cruise, courtesy of The Singles Travel Company, plus a Cougar Kit from Cardeaux Cosmetics, valued at over $100. To be eligible to win, the lucky Cougar must be present at the convention, legally single and at least 40 years of age.
BONUS: The first 50 women to arrive will receive free samples from Cardeaux Cosmetics!
LOCATION: Dinah's Garden Hotel, 4261 El Camino Real, Palo Alto CA 94306
COST: $15/advance or $20/door.
6 comments:
so that's where you're going that weekend.
have fun!
Accoring to wikipedia, a cougar is an older woman who sexually pursues men at least eight years her junior.
Not sure I qualify...
But hey, maybe I'll go check it out anyway. ;)
I lied about my age... much like Kramer did.
Twice.
hahaha
Now who is "blog flirting" lol BOOM
(but aside from that...i know where my cougar magnet boyfriend will be when he has a last min "business trip" that wknd HA!)
Yea, quit blog-flirting
I wanna go..whos with me?
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