Alcoballics looked to record their first win last night vs. first year team Kick Tease. Alcoballics BARED it all last night and the risk paid off, but at what cost? Images of Gorecki’s legs will haunt me for the rest of my life. And I could have done without Ry’s high kick – revealing his “boys” and anal hair.
As far as the game goes, it looked like the Alcoballics were on their way of beating their record for the fastest KB game as both teams were unable to score any runs thru the first 3 innings. It wasn’t until after Mike “He’s Got Legs” Gorecki delivered a “Tebow-esque” speech going into the 4th that the Alcoballics showed some signs of life. With runners on 1st and 2nd, Ali “That Girl” Noble kicked a triple and just like that, the Alcoballics found themselves with a 2-0 lead. Kick Tease couldn’t answer and the final score: Alcoballics – 3 and Kick Tease – 0. Alcoballics recorded their second shutout on the season, but is still struggling to get their offense going.
Some high and lowlights of the game:
The Unit Trophy went to none other than Ali “That Girl” for her triple and 2 RBIs.
The Ding Dong Award was a close race. Mike “Skinny Legs and All” whiffed at his first at bat and EFlo dropped two easy catches. But after a closer look, the DD Award went to Erika who revealed to the world that her legs really aren’t prosthetics but after fouling out at her only at bat they might as well be. BURN!
Next week, Alcoballics (1-0-1) take on the undefeated Shockers (2-0-0) @ 8 PM on Field B.
2 comments:
Buchanon's beanbag-revealing high kick was a strategic tactic to throw Flo's pitching off...
.. ditto for gorecki's short shorts and cleavage
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