Monday, October 12, 2009

Ligers Dominate Beer + Motor Skills Competitions

Today is a great day to wear royal blue. In just three short days the Ligers hit a quinella of drinking championships, winning the Beer Olympics against TBN and their 4th flip-cup title at the mid-season party.

On a beautiful Turrsday night, the Ligers faced off against a noticeably thin Beer Nuts squad. Nevertheless, history will only remember the outcome:
1) Team Chug - Without chug-master James, THEE Beer Nuts had zero chance of winning this event. Liger Captain Chandler has spent his entire term in office adding bigger, more beer addicted dudes to the roster. (Ligers 1, TBN 0)
2) Bat Spin - TBN, with expert spinner Louis, always dominate the Bat Spin. So it was no surprise that the Ligers were crushed like a can of ice cold brew. (Ligers 1, TBN 1)
3) Pyramid Stack - Traditionally TBN always wins this event too. This year... it was the defining moment of the Beer Olympics. THEE Beer Nuts had a slight lead heading into the anchor leg of the race. WC's Todd and Chandler squared off in battle, and due to Chandler's piss-poor chugging skills it seemed the race was over. Rushing to make up ground, the Ligers' pyramid fell over and all Chan could do was go back and neatly re-build the monument in order to finish the race with pride. HOWEVER, at that moment, God farted and a slight gust of smelly wind toppled TBN's pyramid forcing Todd to return to the cups. An eerie silence fell over the fields as both teams watched the re-constructions. Chandler finished first and gleefully skipped across the finish line. (Ligers 2, TBN 1)
4) Base Race - Louis is too fast. (Ligers 2, TBN 2)
5) Pitchers & Straws - The Ligers NEVER lose this event. Apparently we're too good at sucking on... straws. TBN easily had 1/4 of their pitcher left. (Ligers 3, TBN 2)

Game, blouses.

Attempting to build on their momentum, two Liger teams were entered into the season flip-cup tournament. While Ligers 2 played courageously... it was Ligers 1 who put a baby in every opponent, losing only one round in the entire competition! There have only been 8 tournaments in our league's history... and the guys in blue have won 4 of them.

Fun party though. Thanks to the president and board for all their hard work. I know a bunch of you have pictures so let's see them.

2 comments:

Rob said...

Change it to the Human Pyramid Stack (minus cleats)

SarahB said...

Weiner Cousins!