Thursday, February 25, 2010

Week 3 Picks

Picks CLOSED... suckaa.

For those who won last week, make sure you get a drink from the 5 people who lost. I'm one of them so I'll help you hunt down the others:  (Chandler, Kyle, Frank, Cathy, SarahB) owe one drink to (Flo, Bito, Geoff, Gorecki, Rob, Griff, Smithkey, Grifter)


40 comments:

Kristen said...

Yeagabombs
TBN
BND
Team Fab
Ballics
PMU
Superbad
Jammers

Geoff said...

Yeaga
Shockers
Balls
Fab
Ballics
Waka waka
Supa
Jammers

Rollo said...

My picks are the same as chandlers.

Grifter said...

Grifter's Pick this week are brought to you by Roy, my Fiance's cat.

Yegabombs - I'd kick that Flo-Ho to the curb and start from scratch.

Shockers - The ladies still love them, Rollo does too.

Balls N Dolls - Unless the Captain benches his roommate... As Dana Carvey used to say, "nah-gah-dah"

Playground Bullies – Fabulous isn't Fabulous at much, and the PGB are the reasons these guys wear pink.

Ligers - Hey a cat is picking my games this week, and I don't know what is going on with the Ballics... Maybe Nate was right? Alcoballics 1-2-3 STINK!

Pick Me Up – Until they come up with a more aerodynamic Bump-It, Waka doesn’t have much hope.

SuperBad – Dollar Wells only has one of the Fast Fucks to cover the outfield this year and were helped by some poor defensive strategy last week.

Jammers – After Soul Glo is done Jamming, The Camel Toes will look more like Moose Knuckles. Bito’s favorite.

FRANK said...

yeag
shock
bnd
bull
lig
waka
supa
jamm
who do i owe drinks?

Smithkey said...

Yeagabombs- Flo might be able to play every position but that doesnt mean he can play every position well. With the Gaspailla 5k only days away Flo is too busy updating his Facebook status about his ankle and unable to concentrate on the task at hand. Yeagabombs drop the Flonettes Pants to the Ground.

Shockers- Shockers continue to roll and remain undefeated showing they are the team to beat in conference A

Balls N Dolls- BnD dominate this while Ty's team gets Off Constantly in the tool shed in search for new tools.

PGB- The Bullies learned last week that times have changed when they were gone but it will not matter this week against the team in pink.

Ligers- Alco-ball-lics= O-ver-ra-ted 1-2-3 lose. In the biggest turf war since early 90s the Ballics and Ligers square off in a Bloods vs Crips theme game with pride on the line. The Crips kick it to ball/rhyme dropping Gorecki and move to 2-1

WAKAshame- still not sold on PMU and WAKAshame is due for another win

Superbad- Proved last week they are still one of the teams to beat even with a random lineup. With only 1 speedster this season $1 wells just dont have enough to take down Superbad

Jammers- Although the TJ's lost last week (tying a team using a random roster is a loss), I see them squeaking out a close one here against a young CT20 team.

Nate Dawg said...

Y-Bombs
THEE Beer Nuts
Bs N Ds
Bullies
Ligers
Pick Me Up
Superbad
TJ'ers

Alison said...

Yeagabombs
Shockers
Balls N Dolls
Playground Bullies
Alcoballics
WAKAshame
Superbad
ToeJammers

Leone said...

Yeaga
THEE Beer Nuts
BnD
Bullies
Ligers
Pick Me Up
Superbad
Jamma Jammas

Jim said...

Yeagabombs
Shockers
Balls N Dolls
Playground Bullies
Alcoballics
Wakashame
Dollar Wells
Toejammers

Grifter said...

There are at least 4 games i would consider "Locks" this week... the winners and losers won't be seperated by much.... Lotta Drinks going round this week.

Paige said...

Yeaga
Shockers
BND
PB
Ligers
PMU
Superbad
jammers

Maria said...

Yeaga
Shockers
B n D
Team Fabulous
Ligers/Ballics Tie (can I do that?)
WakaShame
Superbad
Camel Toes

Chandler said...

no ties. try again.

Jack said...

So each game this week pairs teams with the exact same previous opponents. I'm going to let the transitive property, however badly I might be misusing it, make my picks this week.

Yeagabombs (-3) v. I'd Kick That - Flonettes, pants on the ground, they're getting their asses kicked again regardless.

Shockers (-11) v. THEE Beer Nuts - -11? It'd be "shocking" if they covered (get it?), but they'll win pretty easily.

BND (-8) v. Off Constantly - I'm only picking against my own team out of fear of buying 40 beers next week. Hopefully our team takes this as inspiration to not completely shit the bed and choke a game away. Also, Grifter hasn't won a game since the Bush administration.

Playground Bullies (-4) v. Team Fab - So these are the two teams we've played so far. PGB wins, but it'll be close as long as Team Fab's regular defense is there. PGB, don't try the girl in left center.

Ligers (-7) v. Ballics - Ballics seem due for a win, but the Chouders are tight this year (proven in pictures). Unfortunately for the Ballics, the Ligers' tasteless displays of said tightness in the field will be enough to disgust the Ballics to their third straight loss.

PMU (-1) v. WAKAShame - Haven't picked PMU yet, and they've won 2 in a row so either I'm terrible at picking games or they're better than I thought. Also it's pretty even between people picking PMU and WAKAShame so far so this is a pretty pivotal game for the picks crowd. And for fans of bumpits.

Dollar Wells (-4) v. Superbad - I'm not high on Dollar Wells even if I am typically high on dollar wells, but the common opponents say otherwise so far. I know I said I wouldn't pick my team due to fear of owing approximately a keg, but one game completely against the grain can't hurt, can it? Superbad, please randomize yourselves into a loss.

Toejammers (-4) v. Mooseknuckles - Toe in mooseknuckle. It's probably on the internet somewhere, but I'm going to leave it you yall foot fetished freaks to find that one.

Florian said...

Thought you could pick a game as a tie, but of course if it doesn't end in a tie, then it counts as a wrong pick. Did we change that rule this year, Chan?

Smithkey said...

I like the idea of being able to pick a tie. It could really help or hurt people and is a gutsy move. Of course if I would have know this before I might have also picked a tie for that game just the same as Maria. I think it is a smart pick

Chandler said...

No. We changed it. Nobody who has ever picked a tie has won. And it fucks up me tying out that I've updated the stats correctly... since they might have a different point total than everyone else.

It's bad enough when Bito posts the results and I have to go back behind him and move like 5 people because he added incorrectly ;)

Brie said...

Yeaga
Shockers
Balls
Bullies
Ballics
WAKA
Super
Jammers

Chandler said...

Jack's comments... fucking quality.

Maria said...

OK, since I can't pick a tie, Pick me Ligers for that game.

I'm hoping to make it around the bases to take some shots!

Everything else can stay. I'm trying to lose again.

SarahB said...

Bombs
TBN
BND
Bullies
Ligers
WakaShame
SuperBad
Jammers

Angie AKA Clam, HJ, ... said...

Yeagabombs
Thee Beer Nuts
BND
Playground Bullies
Ballics
WAKA Shame
SuperBad
Toe Jammers

~Marla~ said...

Yeagabombs
Shockers
Balls N Dolls
Playground Bullies
Ligers
Pick Me Up
Superbad
Toejammers

THE_Dawson said...

'Bombs
Shockers
BnD
Bullies
Ligers
PMU
SuperRandom
SOOOOOUUULLLLL GGGGGLLLLLOOOOOO!!!!

Rob said...

Yeagabombs
Shockers
BND
Playground Bullies
Alcoballics
PMU
Superbad
ToeJammers

Duc Duc Goose said...

Yeagabombs
Shockers
BND
Playground Bullies
AL-CO-BALL-ICS
PMU
Superbad
ToeJammers

Ryan said...

I'm not the one who gave me a pick sheet with period blood on it.

Ryan said...

Yegabombs - Back in 1985 I had a basketball coach who told us "I have three rules which I live by: Never get less than 12 hours sleep, never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city, and never go near a lady with a tattoo of a dagger on her hand." Living by these rules has brought me a wonderful life. New 4th rule to take me into the next decade. Never bet on team coached/headlined/captained by Flo

Shockers - Dolphin Kicks and Wins. That is all they do.

BND - Once Hitler gets in your head, it is hard to get him out. Plus BND is the best looking team ever. In the history of humans.

EVER.

Bullies - Rollo will cry to the ref, but they'll still eek out a win.

Alcoballics - Russ doesn't lose 3 games in a row. Not gonna happen.

Pick Me Up - Whatever

Superbad - Random finally wins.

Toejammers - Will it be close?

bull said...

Yeaga
shock
bnd
Pb
Ligers
pmu
super
tj

M. Gorecki said...

Yeaga vs Something with Kick in it- Should I be the first one to pick I'd Kick That in an epic upset? Although I have 8 beers to collect from last weeks winnings, I'm not about to forfeit them all away, Yeaga wins big.

Shockers vs Beer Nuts- Kyle the Sheriff held practice with TBN and taught them how to properly touch home plate. Even with this tutorial, they come out confident but find something else to "beernut" themselves with. Shockers win.

BND vs Off- I urge the entire 8pm kballers to come out early and watch this game. BND I'm calling you out (again) to display your bid for crystal pitcher and not argue any of the calls Ty err the refs make. No upset here either BND get the W.

Team Fab vs Bullies- Playground Bullies don't like the color pink. So they mock them till they cry and run home to the bar. Bullys win.

Ligers vs Ballics- Crips vs Bloods. Weak Offense vs Weak Offense and Defense. But the Ballics feel big since they'll be packing. So they return to form and finally get out of the loss column!

PMU vs Wakashame- People THIS is the game of the week. The picks were first rolling in, this was gonna be my upset pick cause everyone was on Wakashame. Now its evened out. I think this is the most evenly matched game of the week and will decide whos in the running for drinks. I'm not "sold" on PMU being an elite team, but I gotta pick them this week. PMU please deliver!

Jammers vs Camels- My post is getting too long. Jammers win.

Nate Dawg said...

Still cant believe Kyle made that call...I personally regret not argruing it further

Chandler said...

Gorecki... unless you say otherwise... I'm giving you Superbad since you didn't pick that game.

Grifter said...

Gorecki drops another one.

Chan Chan, since he didn't pick it, he is down one... in my e-pinion.

Griff said...

Busy day! Finally got my picks in...

Bombs -Yeaga wins..not gonna mention Flo. Damnit I just did. Sorry Flo.

Shockers -Reverse bases, special guests, swine-flu...unless there's a "spot-TBN-2-runs" or "crushing-brew-for-runs" theme I don't see the Shockers losing.

B&D -no surprises here..but you better be winning by the 4th inning....or Ty-talk-Tie!

PGB -Red Rocket recruit, Chris "aka Thunder" Moreno, should be your early candidate for ROY. You're welcome.

Ballics -Tough call..but never doubt a champion..even if they have that dreaded "championship hangover". Bloods shank the Crippy-crips in a close one. Somebody better break out the C-walk after scoring though. Rubs and I can demonstrate if need be.

PMU -Another tough game to pick...I'm going with PMU 'cause I remember them starting last season this hot..before collapsing after the mid-way point. They call that a 'trend'. Ya that works.

SuperRandom -a few uncharacteristic defensive mistakes in last week's "Usfapartments.com Bowl" allowed this random crew to rack up 5 runs (most we've given up in 4 seasons, I think)on Soul Glo. Don't expect Nickel Beers to make the same mistakes though. I think this could go either way but I just can't pick against green this week. They deserve a win. And discounted rent at USF Apartments.

Soul Glo -Yellow vs. kinda-yellow (golden-rod?). What happened to Camel Toes 1.0? CT-2.0 beat SuperRandom in wk-1 but got mooseknuckled by Dollar Wells last week? Soul Glo wins the 1st annual Camel-Jam and the losing team should have to change their color for the rest of the season....just sayin.

YellowBird said...

Like the commentary. Need more of it.

YBombs -- When the Yeagabombs' pants hit the ground you usually catch a nice eyeful of orange thong, When Flo's pants hit the ground people run like there is incoming aerial bomb.

Shockers -- YBombs followed by the Shockers, the good news for TBN is that the schedule gets easier from here on out. Gotta love that Boobie Conference almost as much as Nate loves fat chicks.

BND -- No Ty means the following game after this WILL play 5 innings after all. Congrats, Dollar Wells & SuperBad. You get what you paid for. Just be done by 9:15.

Bullies -- Despite Frollo looking ahead to his/my drunken celebration this saturday night, this one seems like an easy pick. Frollo man-bunts his way on in the first and scores. Case closed.

Alcoballics -- Well shit, son. Ballics have the Boobies. Ligers have the Honeybuns. This one is a total toss up and I can't decide. Reverting back to Liger Rule -- when in doubt pick against the Ligers.

WAKAshame -- I think 'the fat chick at the party' is angry over losing last week to the Ligers. I know how she feels just not with as much detail as Nate probably knows. Bumpits >>> No Chant

SuperBad -- Who would've thought it would be week 3 before Superbad got their first win this year? That kind of thing is hard to see coming.... and totally random. Oh well, enjoy your whole 5 innings tonight.

Jammers -- After getting hosed by Ty and the home plate ref last week, the Jammers look to poke some Camel Toe. Ruben has seen his share of camel toes before giving Soul Glo a nice edge.

PS, 5 innigs tonight would be a nice bonus.

Brooke said...

hate hate hate all up in this blog! w.o kyle reffing we have a change of winning! or maybe getting a tie. lol

Nate Dawg said...

Kev...GET YOUR GAME STARTED ON TIME!!!!! lol

Florian said...

Yeagabombs - Actually thought about picking us this week but late word tells me I'd Kick That is missing its best player tonight. Without him, Yeagabombs bunts their way around the bases and wins.

Shockers - Backwards, forwards, sideways. The Beer Nuts are good at one thing and its not winning kickball games.

Balls n Dolls - Beating Off Constantly is like morning wood. It just comes naturally.

Bullies - Frollo puts on like 20 layers to brave the cold and thus can't run very fast. The rest of the Bullies make up for his slowness and beat the pink team

Alcoballics - Chandler gets caught in traffic and shows up late. "Better late than pregnant" he will say. The rest of the Ligers would have rather him have been pregnant.

Pick Me Up- Was going back and forth but intel tells me the WAKAshame ginger is feeling under the weather this week so PMU wins a close one.

SuperRandom - Frank plays inspired kickball knowing he has to buy 5 beers tonight. The randomness continues.

Jammers - In the battle of bright yellow and school bus yellow, bright yellow prevails although Griff mentions my name 3 times during the game.

M. Gorecki said...

Sorry for the incomplete picks. I guess I "dropped the ball" on that one! Inconceivable!

Dollar Wells vs SuperBad- With all the well liquor available, this team can't warm up in tonights frigid temperatures while Superbad runs the bases sporting the camel tail. Evan: Yeah chicks go nuts for that... the male camel toe.
Seth: Yea yea! The camel tail.