Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Crystal Pitcher Power Ranking

At the request and with the help of Jack from Off Constantly... here are the mid-season Crystal Pitcher Power Rankings. Please remember that we just load the computer with each team's record and the list of assholes on each roster. The computer then spits out the rankings and comments. So if you disagree with any of this, please make it known in the comment section so we can include you on the asshole list next season. Thanks in advance.

22 comments:

Brooke said...

oh my, we are up there and we haven't even had our 2 best/most fun games of the season yet... Beer Olympics and (introducing) Survivor themed kickball!!!

PS its "Carl Larry" and he died! Right Cathhhhhhhhhy?!?!

Chandler said...

PS... you're going on the Asshole List.

Chandler said...

you're welcome for the douchey comment, btw.

Brooke said...

IRL! snap, u still angry abt saturdays loss chan chan?

Chandler said...

Yeah. You people give me a taste of ToeJammer Tournament Mode... and then leave me crying in the fetal position holding on to Liger and TheeBeerNuts specials.

Jack said...

Glad we're not last. What else can we power rank? Team names? Fields A-D? Parking spots? MacDinton's bars?

Geoff said...

I've got my crystal pitcher bracket all filled out!

The Asshole Catcher said...

Glad we are in last place. Very fitting actually....

All that I am concerned with is being "The Asshole" of the kickball league. All other things pale in comparison....

Chandler said...

If you keep embracing that title... I think it might become endearing and we'll have to move you up these rankings...

Nate Dawg said...

Awesome post Chan...Brooke is right Carl Larry was never accepted on TBN just Cathy, didnt realize she was on the asshole list...and now Brookie...hhhh

Rollo said...

These ratnigs are jacked.

Chandler said...

Rollo... you're the coolest and most fun Bully in history. Try actually showing up to the games and I'm sure the computer would have you rated higher...

Leone said...

WTF? Carl died! Nate killed him - everyone knows that (even Hess now)!

Cathy plays on TBN and you know you ALL love her.

Leone said...

P.S. Brookie, I love it.

My new name is totally CatHhhhhhhy

YellowBird said...

I guess I'm usually the last to know.

BTW, Myoplex rocks.

Nate Dawg said...

After I killed Carl Larry I crushed a bottle of myoplex and said "Now Im Done"

Smithkey said...

Love the PMU comment, still laughing

Brooke said...

"...everyone knows that (even Hess now)!"

IRL IRL

random BnD guy said...

Entertaining. I am trying to think of one time we've been an asshole this season or even argued a call. Maybe since we're so good looking that people think we're being assholes for not toning it down a notch to all you "regular" looking people.... well don't hold your breath for that to ever happen.
Also, don't think that we're doing another theme game this week... we're actually just dressing up super fine because the team is going clubbing in Ybor afterwards.
And lastly, I hope everyone of you kick and miss.
Sincerely,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
oh sorry I got caught up looking at myself in the mirror

-random BnD guy

barflett said...

even your words are beautiful

bull said...

I thought we were calling the girls hott not the guys!

Chandler said...

get with the program, Bull. Team Fab taught us it's cool to be gay.