Wednesday, March 17, 2010

A limited time offer...

Have you always wanted to be a worse dancer? Have you always dreamed of having the dancing skills of a white boy from Lakeland? Well, wait no longer the brand new VHS tape "Welcome to HNib's Dance Groove's" is all the rage! Walmart can not keep it in stock, it is flying out of the bargain bin! If this amazing tape ends up in your collection you will learn such dances as "IN YO FACE!"


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"I may be goofy, but HNiB made me uncoordinated too!"
- Chandler

"My man bought this VHS and now I can't keep my hands on him!"
- Leone

"I used to have the sexiest legs of anyone I knew, but now I have kneeitis and have to wear knee braces thanks to HNiB!"
-Gorecki

Act now and you can learn the dance that is taking Pete's Place by storm, "WANDERING AROUND THE CLUB".



For the low, low price of three payments of $199.99 you can have the moves that will make the ladies recoil in horror! Call within the next 15 minutes and we will cut your payments to two payments of $299.99 and include the smash hits Angela Geiger's guide to becoming a Ding Dong, Sarah B's "Controversial Tape", and the Liger Captains' "How to get that guy". Call 1-800-Buchanan-is-an-asshole-for-embarassing-all-his-friends-on-DPT-and-fears-the-day-he-gets-his-come-up-ins!

9 comments:

Chandler said...

Awesome.

Ryan said...

Hilarious.

Ryan said...

Just to be clear.

Never put "my nuts" in, near, on, and or, around Knowltons face.

Nor would I ever.

That was a part of a series of jokes on Knowlton who was trying to sleep on the couch while an obviously awesome party was going on in Chandlers broom closet.

Buchanan said...

I guess the joke being that your nuts never did end up on his face? Because I am pretty sure he would like that and was very disappointed when he found out it was not true.

Ryan said...

Naw, He was awake and could hear us while he was "hiding" under his security blanket/cloak on the couch.

Chandler said...

Remember Knowlton?

SarahB said...

DAMN i wish more of bito's dance off with that guy was recorded...that was class A stuff!!!

Chris said...

"Call 1-800-Buchanan-is-an-asshole-for-embarassing-all-his-friends-on-DPT-and-fears-the-day-he-gets-his-come-up-ins!"

I hope you mean "comeuppance", because "come-up-ins" is probably something you don't want to catch, like the aids.

Buchanan said...

Yes comeuppance is the correct usage, but I took an artistic liberty. I have to fit some kind of sex joke in there.

Who is this guy Knowlton you speak of?