Thursday, March 18, 2010

Picks - Week 6

Picks are CLOSED!

25 comments:

SarahB said...

Team Fab
Superbad
Ligers
Ballics
Bullies
BnD
TBN
Bombs

Geoff said...

Fab
Supa
Shocks
ballics
bullies
jammers
waka waka
yeaga

Kristen said...

Dollar Wells
Superbad
Shockers
Ballics
CamelToes
Balls N Dolls
Thee Beer Nuts
Pick Me Up

Brie said...

Wells
Super
Shockers
Ballics
Bullies
BND
WAKA
Yeaga

Grifter said...

This week, Grifter's picks brought to you by Amoxicillin. "When Kickball is rained out and you shouldn't play drinking Jenga with Yella and April, but you do anyways, Amocicillin."

Slump Busters - I don't think team Fab can beat Ben and that Fast Fuck.

SuperBad - I am getting Super Drunk... but there is nothing random about that.

Shockers - Have they sharpened their pinkies enough to over take Chan Chan's anal chastity belt? When in doubt do not root for the team that has a captain who wears a visor. It's gay Chandler.

Alcoballics - Flo sucks.

PGB - Moosenuckles aren't that good. They will be our second win of the season.

Jammers - I wouldn't mind getting this pick wrong after Kevin licked my nose last week... but with the start of March Madness, they are in Tourney Mode. Amoxicillin.

Thee Beer Nuts - Bumpits.

Pick Me Up - They are the sleepers... the diaper dandy... the 4 seed that will blow everyones brackets up... GEORGE MASON BABY!

Buchanan said...

Dollar Wells
Superbad
Shockers
Alcoballics
Bullies
ToeJammers
WAKA
Yeagabombs

Smithkey said...

Dollar Dollar Wells Yall- "That Fast Fuck" as Griff calls him finally learns to keep the ball on the ground and there is no stopping him.

SuperBad- SB might play the whole random gimmick but there is nothing random about OC's losses, they just suck.

Shockers- Ligers have one of the best defenses in the league but zero offense to go with it. Shockers win a close one 2-1

Ballics- Flo sucks and blames his ankle. The curse of the team in white continues.

PGB- PGB is good but not as much as they think they are. Still CT20 blows and has another loss to show for it.

BnD- (Game of the Week)No fun allowed here, winning is everything. Jammers lose and have a million excuses as to why.

TBN- I see a come from behind walk off victory for TBN this week. Cathy does her best Brandi Chastain impression in celebration.

PMU- still has no losses, no cheer, no name tags, and no fun.

Jack said...

Team Fab v. Dolla Wells - Slumpbusters have a propensity for allowing the low man at the party (AKA Off Constantly) to rack up a win. Unfortunately, the pink team isn't interested in the fat girl, or any girl for that matter. Slumpbusters win.

Superbad v. YOUR TOP RANKED OFF CONSTANTLY!!! - We at Off Constantly have had a full two weeks to soak in our #1 ranking. I don't think beating Superbad would be a reason to move us down, but I also don't think we'll beat Superbad. Superbad for the win, but I'm gonna bust my fat ass to try to be wrong. We ought to randomize our lineup as well this week. Get on it Crum.

Ligers v. Schockers - Saw the Chouder out at Red Dog at lingerie night last week. Even with the half naked bartenders and waitress they couldn't take their eyes off of each other. Shockers win with a walk-off walk because Chandler will be lost in Souder's eyes.

I'd Kick That v. Ballics - I think we're all familiar with my teachings about I'd Kick That by this point. Ballics win. Hey, Flo, if I end up 100% picking your games, can I pick your team's name next year? I'm really good at picking names. Let me know.

PGB v. Cameltoes 2.0 - WHY WON'T YOU CHANGE YOUR NAME TO MOOSEKNUCKLE? PGB wins big.

BND v. Toejammers - I still say BND is the best team in the league. Not only that, but they make Bull a little confused. BND for the win. In the game and in Bull's heart.

TBN v. WAKAshame - Guess what these two have in common? No, not bumpits. They've both beaten the Shockers this season. Seriously. Hang your heads in shame, purple team. WAKAshame wins.

PMU v. Yeagabombs - If Mendez taught me anything, it's that controlled substances can't keep you up forever. However, you can drink red bull and Jager forever. Caffeine never hurts, right Jessie Spano? PMU finally comes down, Yeagas win, and are so excited to do so.

Chris said...

Hey Grifter, get your shit straight, the Liger captain wears a hat, and you've won one game in 3 years.

THE_Dawson said...

Wells
Superbad
Shockers
Ballics
Bullies
Jammers
Waka
PMU

Chandler said...

Yeah Grifter... they fired me.

Maria said...

Give me Brie's picks please.
Thanks.

Rollo said...

Same as sarahb.

Il be out of town tonight so another missed game for me.

I'd respond to smithkeys post but I've seen him play... Just can't kick a man when he's down like that.

Paige said...

Dollar Wells
Superbad
Ligers
Ballics
Bullies
BND
Waka
Yeaga

Grifter said...

Choud's and Chan Chan - My apologies.

Ligers - Good Job firing that loser captain. You all should apply for the Washington Nationals Manager position.

Everyone else... HORN!

Rob said...

Dollar Wells
Superbad
Shockers
Ballics
Bullies
Jammers
WakaShame
Yeagabombs

The Asshole Catcher said...

Those of you who have picked Toejammers over BND beware! The wrath that will come upon you will make the extinction of the dinosaurs look like a care bears movie....

All others who have made the righteous choice, I will bless you with laughter, good fortune, and a years supply of feta cheese.

Chandler said...

shit, I should change my pick! I love feta cheese...

Nate Dawg said...

No time for Analysis b/c of basketball so here we go

Team Fab
Superbad
Shockers
Ballics
Bullies
Jammers - I hate feta cheese
TBN
PMU

Griff said...

Another week of tough picks! Had an easier time filling out my bball bracket...


Nickel Beers- Indigestion Bowl: Pepto-Bismol soothes, but Mylanta offers gas relief and Chewables. 2 key factors to victory over Indigestion. Light-Blue team wins (and they have the x-factor aka fast-f*ck).

SuperRandoms- Off Consistently minus well do random too...have some funnn...

Shockers- tough call..Shockers looked like Team-Grimace last few weeks..but 3 losses in a row...say it 'ain't so! Hey when in doubt, pick against the Ligers right?

Champs- The people of walmart have spoken: Let Flo and the fellas in Gorecki's hotub...they'll need it after this!

Bullies- No Rollo, no Thunder, no problem?

Souull Gloo - GOW: Sounds like we're underdogs for a change..how refreshing. B'nD only wanting to do a Jersey Shore theme: Not refreshing. I'll be watching this one from the sideline, but i have faith we can eek this one out. One major play could determine the outcome. And I'm not a fan of Feta Cheese.

Waka- TBN-muy-bien? Always 1 or 2 plays away from victory, but you gotta win this week to prove that was no fluke against Team Grimace! WAKA wins a close one..by 1 or 2 plays.

'Bombs - UPSET ALERT: I think this is it. Griff officially gets off the PMU bandwagon this week. It was a great run kids..but Uncle Yeaga is gonna play bracket-buster tonight.

Duc Duc Goose said...

Dollar Wells
Superbad
Shockers
AL-CO-BALL-ICS
PGBs
BNDs
WAKAshame
Yeagabombs

~Marla~ said...

Dollar Wells
Superbad
Ligers
Alcoballics
Bullies
Balls N Dolls
WAKAShame
Pick Me Up

Nate Dawg said...

Chan change my pick from TBN to WAKA...

Chandler said...

consider it done

Alison said...

Dollar Wells
SuperBad
Shockers
Alcoballics
Playground Bullies
Balls N Dolls
WAKAshame
Pick Me Up