Monday, March 29, 2010

Power Rankings - Week 5b

17 comments:

Nate Dawg said...

Chan - Response of TBN about giving Pants on the Ground their only win: "Dont Care"

Jack said...

I smell some bias. What does Superbad have on you to be ahead of the OC after the OC, with a random lineup of their own beats Superbad, then wins a game 11-0 and moves down? No love for the three game win streak? The new and improved defense enacted post-BND slaughter?

Is this payback for the "computer malfunction" a few weeks back?

I don't know how good our game v. TJ's is going to be, but it's my birthday, so it'll be drunk if nothing else.

Chandler said...

Nate: what if you tried to care?

Jack: sometimes computers get bugs.

Nate Dawg said...

Chan: Thats not my kind of "trying"...If we play them 10 times we beat them 9 times...they just caught us on a bad day

Rob said...

I'll gladly go back on the boat for tournament weekend.

Florian said...

C'mon Nate, give us some credit. You'd only beat us 8 out of 10 times.

The Asshole Catcher said...

The tanning bed party was cut short due to a shortage of tanning lotion. Everyone kept requesting the tingle lotion.

As for the excellence our team dispays week in and week out, I would like to request a VIP like entrance this thursday at our game. Ruben can be the photographer, and chandler can be the valet guy. Griff can play head of security....

M. Gorecki said...

Chandler, I'm beginning to think you make it a point to have my name mentioned in each week's power rankings.. or picks.. or shout box. Gorecki-envy is addicting! (Just ask your mom)

Jack said...

I was led to believe that Gorecki drops balls and rhymes. None of that rhymed. Disappointing.

Chandler said...

Gorecki:

"There is no such thing as bad publicity, but implying you don't drop balls is duplicity."

YellowBird said...

"As for the excellence our team dispays week in and week out, I would like to request a VIP like entrance this thursday at our game. Ruben can be the photographer, and chandler can be the valet guy. Griff can play head of security...."

What? Dawson and I don't get jobs? Is this more anti-ginger racism?

Jack, Happy early b-day. Come have some jello shots with us. Maybe I can even provide a special toast for ya.

Computers always get bugs.

Rob, I hear Key West is lovely during the tourney.

Gorecki drops more balls than porn stars and less rhymes than my mother.

Nate, you walked a batter saturday and lost to Pants on the Ground. You must really suck.

Rollo said...

I am still trying to figure out what happened vs superbad.

Bullies get up, score 2 runs, i think " Game over we win"

Superbad gets up, bullies make newb mistakes like trying to play dodgeball instead of the easy throw to 1st, superbad scores 2.

Bullies get up, bullies score 2 runs, i think " ok game over, no way could we eff up again "

Superbad gets up, thunder goes retarded along with our catcher trying to now play dodgeball, superbad scores 2 runs.

Bullies bottom lineup gets 3 pop fly outs that barely go further than the pitcher.

Superbad gets up, gets a man on first, girl bunts him to second, we get her out, next girl fouls to first but we catch it, guy on second tags up and scores while bullies watch wondering why he is running.

Game over, Superbad 5, Playground Runts 4.

One mistake, maybe 2 i understand. I wanted to bitch smack some people out there

Chandler said...

The ol' "tag up on a caught foul ball" trick.

I guess nobody played Little League growing up.

Nate Dawg said...

Kev - But I try REALLY hard...ask anyone

Geoff said...

Man, I hope PMU loses this week! I want to play Bnd in the big game... I have kittens and hair gel on deck!

Jack said...

What about a PMU tie and a 'Ballics win? The first tiebreak is win percentage, well, if you have more wins in the same number of games, you have a better win percentage, right? I don't know why points are even listed if it's win percentage that matters. Is it supposed to be points percentage instead? This needs clarification.

Oh, wait, nevermind. PMU's playing PotG this week. None of the above paragraph has a remote chance of happening this season.

Buchanan said...

Geoff
I know what you do with kittens, but what are you going to do with hair gel?