Monday, March 1, 2010

Recaps

We need more game recaps up in this bitch. 

TBN upset the Shockers and nobody has anything to say about it?

No updates on how Ty's Toolshed is filled with ancient American Indian hand-tools... instead of Dewalt industrial power-tools?

No comparisons of "Pants on the Ground" to "Your Mom" last season? Both wear white and stared the season with one (or two) victories... only to lose out the rest of the year (7 straight in Your Moms case).

No new information on the "randomness" of Superbad?  Is (Anne) Frank still doing that shit up in the attic?

And what about the Alcoballics? The Bloods beat the Crips and yet there was no shit talking. Maybe we can all get along. If they can change... and Flo's ankle can change... then we all can change! (Even Bito).

5 comments:

Jack said...

BND began beating Off Constantly early in the game after disgracefully losing to Off Constantly's well-past-his-prime, washed-up chugger. Two quick runs before most of OC realized the game had begun stunned the crowd and left them wondering if BND would be able to continue beating Off Constantly at such a furious pace without cramping or fatigue.

BND looked as if they might have suffered some chafing around the third inning as Off Constantly loaded the bases with just one out and looked as if they might be able to start a rally against a previously stiff defense. Alas, lube was quickly discovered in the form of another egregious baserunning error that resulted in the 6th double play turned against OC this season.

At this point the outlook for BND beating Off Constantly looked good, but would they have the stamina to keep it up? Yes, they would. Like a 12-year old boy granted full internet access, they continued to beat Off Constantly thoroughly and with reckless abandon.


By the time the tools in the shed were upgraded from the stone age to the bronze age and scored their second run of the season, BND had already proven their tenacity and joined the hallowed pantheon of teams that have shown it actually is possible to beat Off Constantly, even on crowded, public fields in frigid temperatures.

Chandler said...

Aren't you the chugger?

Great recap, too.

Jack said...

Yes, and my skills have been slowly deteriorating since my PHS glory days.

And thanks. I don't know if I got enough beating off jokes in there, though. There was probably room for a few more.

YellowBird said...

There's always room for more. N ice recap.

Chan, I'd give you a recap of the Jammers 4-0 win over the Camel Toes, but I'm under contract to write just for the Red Rockets till KS season is over.

Gorecki's Hot-Tub said...

Don't beat off in me.