Monday, April 12, 2010

2000 'n Hate!

Alright, bitches. Here are my rankings of the teams, based on hate. If you disagree... go fuck yourself.

20 comments:

Smithkey said...

Love the h8. Pretty accurate rankings in my opinion although I would move Shockers up in a little bit due to their constant munting. Also agree about SuperBad and their so called randomness. I call shenanigans. Who plays using random lineups/positions but chooses to "randomly" do the drawings on a Wednesday so their is no actual proof?

Jack said...

I hate these rankings, but only because I can't read them on my blackberry in the current format. I'm not yet sure if I disagree or not. My question to Silky: should I go fuck myself now or wait until I know whether I disagree or not? I'll hang up and listen to your response.

Silky Johnson said...

Definitely fuck yourself once now, for not having the feature or knowing how to zoom in on your phone. That phone must be older than the one Knowlty used to carry around back in the day.

YellowBird said...

"TBN's clique is tighter than Nate's fist lathered in lubricant..."

ROFL...

Nice work, Silky, but I still hate your ass.

the other nick said...

this is the most humbling and gratifying moment in my kickball career. i would trade any regular season or tournament trophy for just the bragging rights that come with this prestigious award. i guess an impromptu acceptance speech is in order. (insert virtual tears) let's see, there's so many people i want to thank... but i'm an asshole so i won't. i will say that for some reason wearing black shirts makes winning this award a lot easier...

Nate Dawg said...

2000nHATE!!! Keep it going!

Geoff said...

Ummm, nick... These are rankings. Not awards. So put away your hanky and remember, your hate levels are falling faster than Bito's clothes at a social gathering.

As for these rankings... I quite enjoyed reading them, but much like women drivers and Yella's speedo, something just isn't right about it.

A full report to come later...

Rob said...

Wow #4, why not top 3 for Shockers. Our game vs BND this week should determine the top 2 in these standings. ha

random BnD guy said...

We are more than deserving. Even some guys on our own team would vote us #1. I think myself and asshole catcher made a few of them cry last game against PMU. I'm blaming Ty for giving us that fucking trophy pregame by the way. Definite jinx. I mean that was such bullshit. PMU probably paid Ty off to do that. Plus where does PMU get off kicking the ball to our weak spot? WTF is that. And don't get me started on their defense... who allowed you to actually play defense?!? Fuck you guys, I hope you step on a crack and break your moms back.

Love
Drew

Silky Johnson said...

Rob... BnD's newfound hate for Ty after he ruined their perfect season was just enough to bump Off Constantly ahead of the Shockers.

Jack said...

Oh, and BEARDFACE had an underrated hate game against the TJs which I think was also a factor in Silky's standings. He's been getting back to the fundamentals of hate this season, and because of that focus, and the addition of Grifter, we're really working on moving up the rankings.

BND is still tops right now, though. They're kind of like Vigo from Ghostbusters II: dominating games and emoralizing teams while slowly building up oozing hate under the PAL fields until some nerds ride around in the Statue of Liberty playing some cheesy music while everyone dances around, holds hands, and sings about puppies and rainbows. I hate that part of the movie. That's why PMU was able to beat them. They're shirts are about the same color as that giant, sunshine-pumping broad on Ellis Island.

Rob said...

Well i may have found a way to take over #1 spot or at least tie for the #1 spot.....

Waka rule 5.05 C - refusal to provide written scorebook kicking order when requested by the opposing team or any referee will result in a forfeit of that game.

We are just trying to play by the rules, hahaha

Grifter said...

Rob--- I mean this with all due respect, so I can say anything and it can't be held against me--

You don't want to bring the rulebook into an argument... I give Bito about 35 minutes to post something to prove your argument null.

Also, the rule states that the kicking order has to be requested... so don't be a bunch of d-bags and request it. I think that's the point people are trying to make.

Rob said...

Grifter - I'm messin with y'all. It's a joke. But there are some teams I do request the lineups from.

Geoff said...

"some" teams? You requested our line-up and as far as I know our line-up integrity has never been questioned. Rob, I think you've altered YOUR kicking order to win a game before, thus you have a guilty conscience and are projecting that pain towards the rest of the league. Deep down, you just need a hug!

Rob said...

hahahaha. You beat us the year before so had a strategy to beat you this year. Thought that lineup request the day before would get in your teams head and mess with ya. Maybe we'll have a 2nd round matchup satutday

RÜBS said...

i love this! i might print this out, frame it and read it when i am downing myoplex

trinihic said...

well.. any team that wear's a DPT shirt deserves to never make the TOP5 in a lineup.. I don't think I've laughed so hard on a re-cap in a while... Thanks Silky Johnson... As for the random BNDs guy that showed up to my party... you may be slowly winning us over... *lol*

Maria said...

I am starting to like the H8, I must be coming over to the dark side. Pretty funny rankings. Nice job.

SarahB said...

Break um up break um up! LOL Thats funny sh*T! Just wait till next season :P

BTW...Jack, You're hilarious