Friday, May 14, 2010

"Donkey Punch Toboggan" search results


So I switched computers today at work and did not have my usual bookmarks and had to do a quick Google search to find this site. I thought it was pretty funny and impressive that the first two results were this blog and more specifically the post titled, "I Guess Even Elephants Are Into Anal" and "Billy Mays Dead."

***Edit by DPT***

Below are ACTUAL keywords/phrases used in search engines which ended up in someone visiting the blog:

- "yellowbird kickball"
- "dickazzling"
- "does carly pope get her ass eaten in young people fucking?"
- "paige on the floor waka"
- "blonde in new era commercial"
- "dolphin and man 6 year relationship"
- "fist of victory sex toy"
- "macdinton's tampa history"
- "yoga position irish drunk position sex"
- "donkeynoms.com jeanette"
- "taylor swift porn" (this by far is the most popular keyword)
- "i have a crush on my abortion doctor"
- "ruined orgasm"
- "stop it ohhh"
- "when i pee it burns burns burns"
- "brie tampa bukkake"
- "do not put your weiner in a dumbbell"

There are also a bunch of searches for people in this league... but we'll just let that be for now.

3 comments:

Smithkey said...

I am curious to how you obtained these keyword search results DPT.

Ryan said...

No flo email?

No flo email parody?

No long winded rules post?

No Ty ass plundering?

No batwings?

No hitler recap?


Not gonna lie.... these search terms hurt a tiny bit

SarahB said...

Funny that Brie's name is next to Bukakke LMAO