Friday, May 7, 2010

DPT Bowling - Week 1 Recap

DPT bowling is underway, with two teams representing our dysfunctional group: Alcobowlics (aka: Alcoballics) and Alley Gators (aka: Beer Splits / Ligers).

It appeared there were just as many cheerleaders as bowlers last night, so thanks to those who came out to support us and eat shitty bowling alley food. True to our reputation, we also destroyed multiple pitchers of beer. But how did we bowl? For the most part... like shit.  Both teams were "baby seal'd" at one point or another during the night.

DPT clubbing


**Scoring:  One point per game (3 games). A final point for total pinfall of the 3 game series. Drop lowest score each game, but can't drop a players score more than once per night.**

The Alcobowlics had to play what might be the best team in the league, who averaged 179 per person per game! Basically they had no chance and got swept 0-4. However, E-Flo pulled a 236 out of his ass in the final game, which was undoubtedly covered in rice. This out-of-control score was the 2nd highest of the night.

The Beer Splits on the other hand won the first two games without any issues. Maria delivered on her promise to completely suck at bowling with a 55 in game one. She steadily improved on the night once we got some vodka (not Svedka) in her. For us to earn the final point for total pinfall, all we had to do was lose by LESS than 81 pins in game three. Despite Maria bowling what is most likely a career high 133, the rest of us sucked it up and lost by 103 pins. Baby seal. Dead. New fur hat. 


Individual standings will be kept on the side of the blog. The end.

3 comments:

Maria said...

Nice recap. I must get my flask (aka mustard bottle) ready for some drinks at the bowling alley next week. More vodka = better bowling.

YellowBird said...

As long as it's Svedka. Svedka....fuck it!

Geoff said...

I dig the recap... I'm not sure that league knows what hit them yet... I think by the end of the season, our teams aren't going to be liked