It's Monday afternoon, I'm several days behind posting a RRR recap and my unadoring fansare probably wondering where it is. Not to mention I just found a half bottle of Svedka in the freezer. Write the recap right now or pour a glass of Svedka?? Is this really even a question. Svedka......fuck it.
My apologies for not getting it out last week. Between big work meetings and getting April moved into her new place over the weekend, I've been a pretty busy boy. Of course, having the bottle of Svedka nearby isn't exactly helping either. That said, here's a very condensed version. To my adoring haters, don't expect this to be a trend.
Basically we made numerous mistakes in the first inning to fall behind 3-0. Clawed our way back and built a 4-run lead. Only to forget that outs are recorded by catching the ball, the Rockets did their Bad News Bears impression and gave up a team record 9 runs in the last inning to lose it 13-9. Afterward Kelly rode off on his motorcycle, Buttermaker chugged a beer and Tanner was thrown in a trash can.
What's really crazy, out of the 6 or 7 dropped balls in the last inning, Ball/Rhyme Dropping Gorecki didn't drop one of them. One game does not a season make, but this one stung worse than a solid double tap.
Griff won the Donkey Punch for kicking the first homer of the season and driving in 3 runs.
And every member of the team that was on the field in the last inning shared the Wendy and the Gorecki. No pictures were taken unfortunately.
No lyrics or sex word this week, but I promise to make it up to you.
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